Kelly
@thekelz.bsky.social
She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd.
I contain multitudes.
Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM.
FAFO.
I contain multitudes.
Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM.
FAFO.
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Federal agents gone. People getting care. Know of one woman at least who was arrested and detained by US Marshalls
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Federal agents gone. People getting care. Know of one woman at least who was arrested and detained by US Marshalls
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Well, I'm very proud to say I chased ICE for four blocks, and got hit by a car! ( Nudged, nudged by a car. I am perfectly fine.) My throat hurts from screaming GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR TOWN!
There was mob here in St. Paul of 100 people screaming at them, filming them, and chasing them down.
There was mob here in St. Paul of 100 people screaming at them, filming them, and chasing them down.
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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This anthropomorphic tub of goo shouldn’t be calling anyone else “piggy.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This anthropomorphic tub of goo shouldn’t be calling anyone else “piggy.”
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Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Cloudflare outage destroys all human communication except Bluesky, this is the weirdest sci-fi scenario I’ve ever seen
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You don't need my permission, but if you find yourself in an RSD spiral, remember:
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
You don't need my permission, but if you find yourself in an RSD spiral, remember:
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
You can leave.
You can fake a work emergency.
You can say "I have to go" and just... go.
You don't need a reason that satisfies them. Protecting your mental health IS the reason.
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It's almost the holidays, which means that the uninformed family comments are coming.
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It's almost the holidays, which means that the uninformed family comments are coming.
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
With ADHD, RSD can convince you that Uncle Mark's 'helpful' comments about "Have you tried keto?" can get translated into "I've been watching you eat and you disgust me."
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“Time and again, these agents — and the broader DHS and White House policies behind it — are being exposed not for their strength, but their weakness. Ordinary Americas are stronger — braver and better.”
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Trump, Border Patrol Retreat in Failure from Chicago
Five important lessons of the first six months of Trump’s immigration raids — and why CBP’s Greg Bovino is the Nathan Bedford Forrest of the Trump era.
www.doomsdayscenario.co
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“Time and again, these agents — and the broader DHS and White House policies behind it — are being exposed not for their strength, but their weakness. Ordinary Americas are stronger — braver and better.”
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
Must read (and subscribe) from @vermontgmg.bsky.social:
www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/trump-bord...
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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Was just talking to someone about a nascent WFP effort in Minnesota. DSA already doing this work here on some level; I’m not up on the diffs between WFP & DSA (is it a People‘s Front of Judea vs Judean People’s Front situation) or if both will function as organizing efforts vs being parties here.
"Even without fusion, it’s possible for WFP to create a local party, recruit members, endorse candidates, and make members available to work in campaigns. The 2025 local elections proved that strategy to be an impressive success in places far from New York City."
prospect.org/2025/11/18/o...
prospect.org/2025/11/18/o...
Other Victories for Working Families - The American Prospect
Mamdani got the headlines, but New York was not a one-off. Candidates endorsed by the Working Families Party had amazing election successes elsewhere in America.
prospect.org
November 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Was just talking to someone about a nascent WFP effort in Minnesota. DSA already doing this work here on some level; I’m not up on the diffs between WFP & DSA (is it a People‘s Front of Judea vs Judean People’s Front situation) or if both will function as organizing efforts vs being parties here.
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Beautiful! I have welcomed my own personal Great Unfuckening.
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
November 16, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Beautiful! I have welcomed my own personal Great Unfuckening.
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
"The filter you’re losing wasn’t protecting you. It was protecting everyone else from your truth.
"And your truth? It’s not the problem."
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“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
November 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
“hey hangman you promised us pics of plants, this is just a bunch of leaves what gives?” newsflash dumbass, leaves IS plants. leaves provide winter shelter for insects like lightning bugs and butterflies, fertilize the soil, and are a pain in the ass to move anyway so just leave them where you can
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Looks to be a raid at this Bro tex building
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Looks to be a raid at this Bro tex building
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Despite the chest-beating and "pry it from my cold dead fingers" rhetoric, the majority of Americans, it seems, are greedy, amoral cowards.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Despite the chest-beating and "pry it from my cold dead fingers" rhetoric, the majority of Americans, it seems, are greedy, amoral cowards.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
If it were not so, we wouldn't be seeing this and worse on an hourly basis.
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Per MIRAC trained observers are on site and MORE OBSERVERS REQUESTED. Go if you can:
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Per MIRAC trained observers are on site and MORE OBSERVERS REQUESTED. Go if you can:
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With apologies for acting like a journalist I figured I would give an update on the raid in St Paul. I should be clear i haven’t seen anything labeled ICE. Fbi, dea, etc
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 PM
With apologies for acting like a journalist I figured I would give an update on the raid in St Paul. I should be clear i haven’t seen anything labeled ICE. Fbi, dea, etc
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Trying to be helpful and not put out disinformation. But people at the city are being told that this is not an ice raid. But HSI is here.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Trying to be helpful and not put out disinformation. But people at the city are being told that this is not an ice raid. But HSI is here.
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New HSI team arrived and is headed inside.
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
New HSI team arrived and is headed inside.
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Multiple members of the media here (APMG, others) so hopefully we see actual coverage of the warrant search details. We’ll see.
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Multiple members of the media here (APMG, others) so hopefully we see actual coverage of the warrant search details. We’ll see.
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Couple dozen people total (FBI, HSI, DEA) on site surrounding Bro-Tex at Hamden and Territorial.
“Just executing a search warrant” was the answer given on site.
“Just executing a search warrant” was the answer given on site.
November 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Couple dozen people total (FBI, HSI, DEA) on site surrounding Bro-Tex at Hamden and Territorial.
“Just executing a search warrant” was the answer given on site.
“Just executing a search warrant” was the answer given on site.
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'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
Kawanabe Kyōsai
November 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870)
Kawanabe Kyōsai
Kawanabe Kyōsai
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The 50 year mortgage is the modern version of "let's live in our car".
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 PM
The 50 year mortgage is the modern version of "let's live in our car".
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"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
ICE raid over by Venn warehouse in St Paul. Hamline-Midway area.
Ugh.
Ugh.
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
ICE raid over by Venn warehouse in St Paul. Hamline-Midway area.
Ugh.
Ugh.
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Pineapple belongs on pizza. I'm proud to have voted for @omarfatehmn.com, a man willing to stand by his principles
now at midtown global market with omar fateh for lunch. jason chavez, aurin chowdhury and anquam mahamoud are here too. they are having slice pizza
omar likes pineapple and steak pizza
omar likes pineapple and steak pizza
November 4, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Pineapple belongs on pizza. I'm proud to have voted for @omarfatehmn.com, a man willing to stand by his principles