Kelly
@thekelz.bsky.social
She/they: queer, nutrition, fitness, witchy shit, roller derby, cosplay, comedy, nerd.
I contain multitudes.
Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM.
FAFO.
I contain multitudes.
Drag isn't a crime. BLM. TLM.
FAFO.
He murdered George Floyd. On camera. George cried out for his mama, cried out that he couldn't breathe, and he was murdered.
This man deserves no pardon.
The Floyd family deserves better.
@mayorfrey.com @governorwalz.mn.gov Minnesota & Minneapolis deserve better than this.
This man deserves no pardon.
The Floyd family deserves better.
@mayorfrey.com @governorwalz.mn.gov Minnesota & Minneapolis deserve better than this.
May 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
He murdered George Floyd. On camera. George cried out for his mama, cried out that he couldn't breathe, and he was murdered.
This man deserves no pardon.
The Floyd family deserves better.
@mayorfrey.com @governorwalz.mn.gov Minnesota & Minneapolis deserve better than this.
This man deserves no pardon.
The Floyd family deserves better.
@mayorfrey.com @governorwalz.mn.gov Minnesota & Minneapolis deserve better than this.
As seen on that bird site, truly representative of these unprecedented times.
February 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
As seen on that bird site, truly representative of these unprecedented times.
Happy level up day @nottooserious.bsky.social !!!!
January 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy level up day @nottooserious.bsky.social !!!!
Post you from a different era
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Post you from a different era
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
November 19, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
Happy Friday fam. Big out of town wedding this weekend, but this is totally my Friday vibe rn.
October 25, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Happy Friday fam. Big out of town wedding this weekend, but this is totally my Friday vibe rn.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #308,861!
September 17, 2024 at 4:05 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #308,861!
My debate bingo update.
Harris Walz ftw.
She Debated and he tossed word salad.
What a weirdo.
Harris Walz ftw.
She Debated and he tossed word salad.
What a weirdo.
September 11, 2024 at 2:58 AM
My debate bingo update.
Harris Walz ftw.
She Debated and he tossed word salad.
What a weirdo.
Harris Walz ftw.
She Debated and he tossed word salad.
What a weirdo.
I've had a terrible fucking week.
Time to play bingo.
Time to play bingo.
September 11, 2024 at 12:58 AM
I've had a terrible fucking week.
Time to play bingo.
Time to play bingo.
Day 1 CVG: fucking nailed it.
I am so eepy.
I am so eepy.
July 5, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Day 1 CVG: fucking nailed it.
I am so eepy.
I am so eepy.
It's Monday. Mooney wants to help.
June 17, 2024 at 3:29 PM
It's Monday. Mooney wants to help.
Said cat even made an appearance at the wedding. How apropos. 🫶
May 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Said cat even made an appearance at the wedding. How apropos. 🫶
Blessed Beltane you lil lovely weirdos
🫶✨️🖤
🫶✨️🖤
May 2, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Blessed Beltane you lil lovely weirdos
🫶✨️🖤
🫶✨️🖤
The sunlight was too golden & the sunstorms too incredible not to snap some pics yesterday.
This week has been a fucking mess, but sometimes we get sunshowers in April.
This week has been a fucking mess, but sometimes we get sunshowers in April.
April 13, 2024 at 5:08 AM
The sunlight was too golden & the sunstorms too incredible not to snap some pics yesterday.
This week has been a fucking mess, but sometimes we get sunshowers in April.
This week has been a fucking mess, but sometimes we get sunshowers in April.
Post a PERFECT album from the 1990s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
April 7, 2024 at 4:03 AM
Post a PERFECT album from the 1990s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains
Spent the afternoon & evening watching some sweet roller derby action with some pretty cool people.
Super proud of my MNRD crew, Med City fought hard, & NSRD is always a delight!
Super proud of my MNRD crew, Med City fought hard, & NSRD is always a delight!
April 7, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Spent the afternoon & evening watching some sweet roller derby action with some pretty cool people.
Super proud of my MNRD crew, Med City fought hard, & NSRD is always a delight!
Super proud of my MNRD crew, Med City fought hard, & NSRD is always a delight!
Things my cat Goose did today:
- dug into the trash & ate another cats vomit
-knocked a pan off the stove repeatedly
-full on passed out asleep in my lap & fell off me
- attacked me when I was planking in the middle of a workout
-licked my armpit
The weirdo:
- dug into the trash & ate another cats vomit
-knocked a pan off the stove repeatedly
-full on passed out asleep in my lap & fell off me
- attacked me when I was planking in the middle of a workout
-licked my armpit
The weirdo:
April 6, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Things my cat Goose did today:
- dug into the trash & ate another cats vomit
-knocked a pan off the stove repeatedly
-full on passed out asleep in my lap & fell off me
- attacked me when I was planking in the middle of a workout
-licked my armpit
The weirdo:
- dug into the trash & ate another cats vomit
-knocked a pan off the stove repeatedly
-full on passed out asleep in my lap & fell off me
- attacked me when I was planking in the middle of a workout
-licked my armpit
The weirdo:
It's been kind of a rough couple weeks, for a lot of reasons.
I'm tired, I'm cranky, I'm ready for a revolution.
Have a puddle of Mooney.
I'm tired, I'm cranky, I'm ready for a revolution.
Have a puddle of Mooney.
April 1, 2024 at 9:11 PM
It's been kind of a rough couple weeks, for a lot of reasons.
I'm tired, I'm cranky, I'm ready for a revolution.
Have a puddle of Mooney.
I'm tired, I'm cranky, I'm ready for a revolution.
Have a puddle of Mooney.
