Friendly Neighbourhood Cryptid
@thegreatarctodus.bsky.social
He/Him, AuDHD, Dyspraxic, and perennially sleepy.
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
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There are fart inspectors looking at a clogged colon who had more enthusiasm in their expressions than those generals did listening to those two freakshows.
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
There are fart inspectors looking at a clogged colon who had more enthusiasm in their expressions than those generals did listening to those two freakshows.
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lol abolishing stamp duty is a policy that will prove hugely popular with the wonk set before absolutely blowing up the moment they announce what would replace it - or, alternatively, how they'd fund the lost revenue
October 8, 2025 at 11:25 AM
lol abolishing stamp duty is a policy that will prove hugely popular with the wonk set before absolutely blowing up the moment they announce what would replace it - or, alternatively, how they'd fund the lost revenue
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Okay I now believe we need to add "Or what?" to all PID questions.
Who wrote this survey question? What happens if I pick “Or what?”
September 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Okay I now believe we need to add "Or what?" to all PID questions.
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Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Don't ya just love live TV?
July 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Whoops
Don't ya just love live TV?
Don't ya just love live TV?
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Trump pardoned the violent J6 insurrectionist freaks and they walk among us, thirsting for revenge. One of them, Zach Alam, did a home invasion the other day.
May 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Trump pardoned the violent J6 insurrectionist freaks and they walk among us, thirsting for revenge. One of them, Zach Alam, did a home invasion the other day.
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well mission accomplished buddy
April 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
well mission accomplished buddy
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It's important to try and not be TOO honest when writing research grant applications #FundingHell
March 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It's important to try and not be TOO honest when writing research grant applications #FundingHell
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
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Former Coast Guard Commandant Linda Fagan, the first woman to lead a military branch, was evicted from her house at Joint Base Anacostia Bolling with 3 hours notice; the Trump Admin did not even grant the 40-year veteran enough time to gather her personal effects.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
February 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Former Coast Guard Commandant Linda Fagan, the first woman to lead a military branch, was evicted from her house at Joint Base Anacostia Bolling with 3 hours notice; the Trump Admin did not even grant the 40-year veteran enough time to gather her personal effects.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...
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My calls to my reps for the past 4 days have been "Folks, I work on video games. I have seen the work I produce when I sleep in the office and work 12 hour days. The difference is, when I screw up, a plant looks weird. When they screw up, Social Security is gone."
February 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My calls to my reps for the past 4 days have been "Folks, I work on video games. I have seen the work I produce when I sleep in the office and work 12 hour days. The difference is, when I screw up, a plant looks weird. When they screw up, Social Security is gone."
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This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.
We were just denied entrance into the EPA after asking to meet with a DOGE representative. More to come.
February 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This is not a U.S. Marshal, Federal Protective Service, or any other federal law enforcement officer. This is a private security guard from Triple Canopy. He has no authority to block members of Congress who have oversight of the EPA from entering the building.
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Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
They’re still making Jurassic Park movies???? Knock it off???
February 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Ok if you’re gonna make it make one where they open a dinosaur park and it goes fine. Everybody has a nice day! Directed by Wes Anderson. The Dinosaurs have little hats
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Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Every one of these guys thinks they’re Oppenheimer mixed with Andrew Carnegie and they own something called SplortDotCom that got bought by Boozoo
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BEWARE: The SAVE Act will rob half of Americans of the right to vote.
The SAVE Act Would Disenfranchise Millions of Citizens
The SAVE Act would require all Americans to prove their citizenship with documentation unavailable to millions and upend the way every American citizen registers to vote.
www.americanprogress.org
February 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
BEWARE: The SAVE Act will rob half of Americans of the right to vote.
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I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on
February 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I’m usually pretty good about sticking to a healthy diet unless I’m really sad or celebrating or bored or eating out or ordering in or if it’s the weekend or Monday or if there’s something stressful going on
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Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:
January 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Checking in on Kash Patel’s confirmation hearing:
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Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.
January 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Stop fucking saying he blamed “DEI,” which is some abstract, non-tangible idea. He is blaming people of color having jobs he thinks they aren’t qualified for. He’s blaming race. He’s being racist every time he says it. Journalists need to get fucking backbones, my word.
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RFK saying that “Blacks” have better immune systems and shouldn’t get the same vaccines as white people should be disqualifying. But we live in really dumb times.
January 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
RFK saying that “Blacks” have better immune systems and shouldn’t get the same vaccines as white people should be disqualifying. But we live in really dumb times.
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13 year old Kat: Waow! This is such a deep movie about the rise of fascism!
29 year old Kat: Lordy, these movies were so bad. No one could tell Lucas no; auterism turned septic...
38 year old Kat: ...George was *cooking.*
29 year old Kat: Lordy, these movies were so bad. No one could tell Lucas no; auterism turned septic...
38 year old Kat: ...George was *cooking.*
GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
ME IN 2025: ah, okay
January 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
13 year old Kat: Waow! This is such a deep movie about the rise of fascism!
29 year old Kat: Lordy, these movies were so bad. No one could tell Lucas no; auterism turned septic...
38 year old Kat: ...George was *cooking.*
29 year old Kat: Lordy, these movies were so bad. No one could tell Lucas no; auterism turned septic...
38 year old Kat: ...George was *cooking.*