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Megan S
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Megan Sawyer, Sr. Flora Witch at Bethesda Game Studios. Secretly 5 bats in a trench coat. Carnegie Mellon alum. Twin. Decently goth. #LLAP 🖖🏻 Opinions my own & not that of my employer.
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Ohhh I should probably do an intro post since more folks followed me. I’m an old school goth who makes plants for video games. I love designing stuff for 3D printing, crocheting round things, gardening, and like 83 other things I’m forgetting.
NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHERE WE DANCE
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The USA somehow lost the ability to be mildly annoyed and it turns out there being a middle ground between "I like this person" and "This person must be publicly executed in front of their loved ones" was load bearing for human civilization.
this is all it’s really about for them. Not domestic policy, not “economic anxiety”, just an endless desire to punish stand-ins for the Mommy who forced them take a bath, even if it tanks their own quality of life.
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
My coworkers used to quote that line on a weekly basis and I think things like this all the time 😂
January 11, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Dammit, that’s so good.
January 10, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Oh I played The Elder Scroll on that. Probably still have it in mom’s garage!
January 10, 2026 at 8:05 PM
They ruined cute animal videos. That’s real villain energy right there, and not even in the cool Batman villain way. :(
January 4, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Fortunately it’s not quite urgent care bad since I’m not throwing up. So far staying in a dark room, chugging water and powering through is working, heh.
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Ok, REALLY over this whole migraine thing. My excedrin isn’t working and I don’t have anything else I can take.
January 4, 2026 at 5:26 PM
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There is no perfectly reasonable concept that the Internet can't ruin. I saw a fight between two people just repeating, "lol media literacy in the ground" at each other
January 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Oh nooooo, which ones?
January 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Ooof I’m so sorry!
January 4, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Ohhhhhhhh that’s why it didn’t bother me! I appreciate you making this connection because I would never in a million years remember that :D
January 4, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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I reached out to the author of this viral Reddit post thinking there might be a story in it. He sent me an employee badge that Gemini flagged as being AI-generated and supporting documents that I suspect were also generated by AI. Be careful out there folks!

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January 3, 2026 at 7:55 PM
This isn’t even funny because it’s terrifying. :(
January 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Drunk, asleep or ::jazz hands:: INSOMNIA!
January 3, 2026 at 6:52 AM
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I miss when you could go on a weird forum.
January 3, 2026 at 6:00 AM
No one can break into my house, much less my bedroom without me knowing thanks to my dog. He’s 110 pounds of extremely alert goofball and barks at anyone and anything that comes within 40 feet of our house.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
THAT’S why I can’t find one??? Aw goddamit.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
The whole soundtrack is still on regular rotation in my car :D
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Living near DC, this could be a bad omen. Alternatively, I could lean into the whole bog witch thing and make it work. 🧐
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Wait until he realizes there are Talkies :D
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
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oh dang we can call shitty repliers Gargamels
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Michelle: what's that site you're always on? Smurf spot? Blue dot?
Me: ... Blue sky?
Michelle: YES that one
Me: SMURF SPOT?
Michelle: hey I don't know what's cool on the internet these days
January 1, 2026 at 4:28 PM
That’s the best smurfin’ idea ever
January 1, 2026 at 6:19 PM
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM