Lizzy
@thedirtbird.bsky.social
Rory Gilmore had a yellow backpack so I got a yellow backpack
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Lizzy
@thedirtbird.bsky.social
· Jan 24
Skip leg day? I prefer to skip to my lou
To the guy who first enrobed a pretzel in chocolate: I owe you a kiss
November 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To the guy who first enrobed a pretzel in chocolate: I owe you a kiss
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When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee.
But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.
A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.
But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.
A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When Massachusetts passed a "millionaires tax" in 2023, conservatives claimed the rich would flee.
But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.
A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.
But two years later, they haven't — and MA has collected $5.7B for infrastructure and public education.
A reminder that positive change can still happen at the state level.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Jeopardy! knows what Bluesky will want.
Sometimes Artificial Intelligence isn't that intelligent. #TBT to IBM Watson's wrong Final Jeopardy!
November 14, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Jeopardy! knows what Bluesky will want.
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I’m watching Mystic Pizza and I didn’t realize how much of this movie involved Portuguese Americans, the secret, occluded Italian.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m watching Mystic Pizza and I didn’t realize how much of this movie involved Portuguese Americans, the secret, occluded Italian.
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Grace Kelly photographed on 4 October 1951 watching the World Series opener between the New York Yankees and the New York Giants at Warner Bros Burbank Studios with the cast and crew of “HIGH NOON” including Otto Kruger, Thomas Mitchell, Gary Cooper and Lon Chaney Jr.
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Grace Kelly photographed on 4 October 1951 watching the World Series opener between the New York Yankees and the New York Giants at Warner Bros Burbank Studios with the cast and crew of “HIGH NOON” including Otto Kruger, Thomas Mitchell, Gary Cooper and Lon Chaney Jr.
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Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Business rent is way too high on Mag (not Miracle) Mile so companies are just shuffling around. H&M moved two blocks down the road to save cash.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
He's blaming "murder and crime" in one of the safest parts of the city because the real problem is "landlords." Almost like that's the whole gambit.
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The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
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Radio was so big in the 90s
November 9, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Radio was so big in the 90s
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Frankenstein is the ultimate cautionary tale against making up a guy to get mad at
November 9, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Frankenstein is the ultimate cautionary tale against making up a guy to get mad at
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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I hate to be this person, but none of these things are new. Hunger in America is not new. It's just starting to scale
November 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I hate to be this person, but none of these things are new. Hunger in America is not new. It's just starting to scale
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A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
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The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true
KEY PART
KEY PART
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The move here for democrats is to make this the campaign ad for every single election but then also actually make it come true
KEY PART
KEY PART
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
November 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning
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Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
November 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Cats can hear 4-5 times further than humans can.
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Which makes it all the more impressive when they choose to ignore you
Ingrid is such a hot girl name
November 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Ingrid is such a hot girl name
I love how easy it is to scam rich people
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I love how easy it is to scam rich people
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oh my god it's beautiful
November 6, 2025 at 12:32 AM
oh my god it's beautiful