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pan+polyam. she/they/it. a vile, ill-tempered, and thoroughly wretched little creature. i make #art 🌻🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/thecryingcryptid (banner @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social)
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Hey I'm Waffles and I make art! Currently I'm doing a lot of art direction work for @deiciderpg.bsky.social (check it out if you've got some spare time) but I also offer the occasional commission. DM me if you're interested 🖤
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
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November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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NOT for us....but too good not to post.
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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As if you didn't already need another reason to not use Turbo Tax.
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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just imagining waiting a year to publicly drop an atomic warhead on an ex but being like “gotta get that big bamboo metaphor up in there”
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
October 20, 2024 at 7:00 AM
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The people of Chicago won

Trump, Kristi Noem and ICE lost

Not only did Greg Bovino and his agents leave the city in disgrace

A judge ruled that they must release as many as 615 unjustly detained immigrants

Plus-they must stop pressuring immigrants to voluntarily leave

Never
Stop
Resisting
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
if you're requesting any kind of commercial work and you need to be printing things, that means I need to be sending you files MINIMUM 24-48 hours in advance of that depending on how involved the work is. please don't send a request in on Sunday if you need to be printing things on Tuesday.
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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shoppe is back open for the spooky season! ✨🌿🎃

nooskaart.etsy.com
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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some other familiar grocery store names that are brands for producer-owned agricultural co-ops:

Blue Diamond
Bob's Red Mill
Land O'Lakes
Tillamook
Welch's
My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!
November 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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If they are being honest? I cannot emphasize enough what a terrible idea it is to use "the machine that tricks people" to generate "placeholder material" you intend to replace. You are just making everyone else's job harder by effectively hiding what needs to be replaced
Ubisoft admits AI-generated loading screen "slipped through" into final build of Anno 117: Pax Romana
www.eurogamer.net/ubisoft-admi...
November 17, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Ads on my seeing stone now. What exactly am I paying the wizards guild 8 shillings a month for?
March 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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A lot of the people hand wringing about the crisis among young men should probably be using those hands to dismantle the things actually harming them even if it’s their entertainment.
The Athletic polled hundreds of players from across the NBA, NFL, MLB and NHL about their opinions surrounding how sports betting impacts players — the responses were haunting.
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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it’s so galling how little it costs to bribe this government
The DOT also reportedly plans to rescind requirements that airlines disclose junk fees. It's also planning to redefine what flight cancellations would require refunds for passengers.

Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.

Everything is for sale.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I say it over and over again: when you have that much money, you want to live where you want to live and you are simply not going to relocate because of marginal tax rates

Alan Dershowitz will never leave Martha’s Vineyard and they won’t even sell him a pierogi
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected.

And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.*

Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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I made an MS Paint-style flowchart for the OCD girlies
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.

Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.

Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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i know this isn't important in the slightest but this pedophile sure can't type
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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if y'all dropping screenshots from Epstein emails

PLEASE USE ALT TEXT
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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⭐🌟 searching by starlight 🌟⭐
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM