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✨𝔢𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔴𝔞𝔣𝔣𝔩𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔬𝔫✨
@thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
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pan+polyam. she/they/it. a vile, ill-tempered, and thoroughly wretched little creature. i make #art 🌻🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/thecryingcryptid (banner @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social)
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thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
i've seen this before...
painting of "The Entombment of Christ" by baroque painter Caravaggio. A dramatic painting of multiple people lifting the body of christ with various poses of physical exertion and just standers by.
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
It is time 🎃
A picture of a still on a TV from “Halloweentown” where Marnie tells her mom “Mom I’m 13 ok? I’m practically a grownup.” It comes across as childish as it seems.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
Inflation is getting out of control they took two whole rolls out of this frozen pack.
A tin of frozen cinnamon rolls with two rolls clearly missing.
October 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
also stop with this nonsense. “We know it’s not ideal.” THEN FUCKING CHANGE IT. YOU CONTROL THE APP.
“You can’t make changes to your plan in the app. We know it’s not ideal.”
October 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
💅
A survey asking why a user is canceling their Spotify subscription. The user has given the answer “You’re running ads for the ICE agency. I won’t tolerate a company using my money to bankroll fascism and terror.” They’ve then selected the “extremely unlikely” option in response to the question “how likely are you to subscribe to Spotify again in the near future?”
October 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
This bitch thinks she owns the whole bed…and she’s right
My hand rubbing Pandora’s belly (a black cat) while she is curled up right in the middle of the bed
October 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
The most perfect Halloween picture of Pandora
A black cat sitting in a cat scratcher-house that’s shaped like a pumpkin with a graphic of a black cat lounging over it
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
I feel like the cutest little summer goth with the dirtiest bathroom mirror in this dress
Mirror selfie in a very dirty bathroom mirror of Waffles wearing a black summer dress with a white floral print. Mirror selfie in a very dirty bathroom mirror of Waffles wearing a black summer dress with a white floral print.
September 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
welp
uquiz.com/quiz/2lqf0f/...
collage of several photos of fictional men described as “pathetic”. A quiz result stating “your result: pathetic grown man. Impressive how you’ve spent your entire life fumbling the bag.”
August 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
Amazing what two stressful vet visits, drugs, and a diet change can do for a baby
A close of photo of the sleepiest black cat snuggling on a white fuzzy blanket.
July 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
The face 🔮 the perfume
A selfie of Waffles when they had their purple hair still. They are in a car wearing a distressed grey sweater and a raven skull necklace and large round black glasses. A perfume fragrance profile for Fine’ry’s “Mysterious Nomad” perfume. It describes its main accords as being: fresh spicy, woody, aromatic, and citrus. Waffles would say it’s a very clean and woody scent and the black peppercorn peaks out nicely.
May 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
You can’t even tell she was trying to climb straight up the living room wall 20 mins ago 🐦‍⬛
A sleepy black cat laying on the viewer with one eye open.
May 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
there's a sale in my teepublic shop for almost the next 40 hours! check it out if you feel so inclined (link in post below and in bio)
May 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
honestly I might do a series of vintage inspired anti-fascist posters. you can find this in my threadless.
a vintage style anti-fascist poster, based on a french poster from the 1960s. it features a black silhouette rat that looks very evil and menacing with a red eye holding a red MAGA hat with it's tail. the large block text reads "FASCIST VERMIN. COMMUNITY ACTION."
May 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
I got a new wig so I’m about to be insufferable 💜😈
a selfie of Waffles in a lavender wavy wig.
May 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
*"Disco Inferno" plays from another room*
#deiciderpg #art
a pencil and charcoal style digital drawing of a woman with wild curly hair and large round glasses. it is done with simplified colors of peachy orange and bright blue. there are black blobs and large vintage white text which reads "Dr. Bats and the Eldritch Disco Nightmares". the watermarks read "@thecryingcryptid".
May 16, 2025 at 8:35 AM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
my life is once again complete. now I just need Murdoch Mysteries but that’s over 20 seasons…
Box set of the complete collection of “Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries”. The cover depicts Miss Phryne Fisher a woman in her 40s in 1920s fashion with a black flapper style bob.
April 25, 2025 at 10:41 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
absolutely clawing the walls of my enclosure
A screenshot of a Spotify countdown for Ghost’s new album “Skeletá” that releases in 3 hours 48 mins and 30 seconds at the time of the screenshot. The animated album display shows a gothic papal figure in skeleton regalia.
April 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
sometimes Pandora basks in how much of a covergirl she is 🖤
A black and white photo of a black cat looking wistfully out to the side. You can’t tell but she’s looking out to the back door window yearning for the great outdoors which I don’t let her go anymore since the bird plague is rampant and can kill cats. A black and white photo of a black cat looking wistfully out to the side. You can’t tell but she’s looking out to the back door window yearning for the great outdoors which I don’t let her go anymore since the bird plague is rampant and can kill cats.
April 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
she also wants to keep track of the weather today 🥺
POV a black cat laying mostly asleep over the lap of someone watching YouTube storm tracker Ryan Hall on a laptop. The original Addams Family show is playing on the tv in the background cus the viewer has crippling adhd and needs multiple things going on at once.
April 4, 2025 at 9:07 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
me looking at all the embedded supercells
gif from Jurassic Park, Tim leaning over a tree trunk exclaiming "look how much blood" with a sense of macabre fascination
April 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
Ryan Hall: if you had any plans today, nope, no you didn't
HRRR weather model showing embedded supercells in a line of storms coming through Arkansas, Western TN, Southern Illinois, Western KY, and Indiana
April 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
*insert “I’m tired of this grandpa” gif*
A tweet from the Montgomery County severe weather Twitter account. “A High Risk Severe WX Outlook has been issued Montgomery County remains in the Moderate Risk. NW portions of the county are within a 25 mile point of the High Risk. “A tornado outbreak is expected today… Numerous tornadoes… multiple long-track EF3+ tornadoes appear likely. “” There are four maps that show the center of the severe weather will be focused around the far western end of TN and will be in the High severe end of the spectrum.
April 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
She’s beautiful 🥹 and she doesn’t fit the cane tip it got but it’s fine 🥹
The handle of an Irish style blackthorn + hazel cane. It’s thick.
March 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
thecryingcryptid.bsky.social
Happy Ostara! It’s 50 degrees here 🫠🌻☀️
Selfie of a white woman with am arm tattoo sleeve, large round glasses, and long black wavy hair. She has bleached eyebrows, reddish eyeshadow, and a spiderweb septum ring.
March 20, 2025 at 11:23 PM