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very annoying! knows nothing!
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Years ago, after the Cambridge Analytica scandal, I interviewed a former fb employee, and I remember her continually emphasizing that these tech bros weren't evil geniuses, but were, in fact, dangerous because they were utterly clueless, totally reckless, and had too much power.
February 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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It's literally this.
Drake’s fall from grace—from pop superstar to rap beef punchline—is proof that we as a nation can turn away from Trumpism with the proper amount of ridicule and grassroots communal celebration

I will not be taking questions at this time
this is the most patriotic I’ve felt since 9/11
February 11, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet:

www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Most women’s biggest problem in dating is worrying too much about whether the person likes them/being liked instead of about whether they actually like the person.
January 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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If you're in Illinois, you're on Section 8, and your landlord tries to evict you because of the government funding freeze, email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. My cases are pay-whatever-you-can.
January 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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A Black professor accidentally started an HBCU on TikTok called HillmanTok. Now other professors have joined in and are teaching actual courses with some offering certs that can be added to your resume

Some courses being offered ⬇️
January 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last.

Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
January 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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I have been all over this world. And across it, there are the ruins of empires that thought they would last forever.
January 27, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I love this time of year because people will post something super dramatic and vague like “Nooooooo” and I can’t tell if it’s about football or *gestures outside window* all of this.
January 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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This is how you do it...
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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lol every policy research paper about having children ultimately boils down to: Give people the means to survive, and maybe even thrive, and they'll have kids.

AND YET.
Give people housing and they'll have kids!

Obtaining housing increases the average probability of having a child by 3.8% and the number of children by 3.2%.

For 20 to 25-year-olds, the corresponding effects are 32% and 33%.
January 7, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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Well damn, looks like no matter what, I’m going to end up disappointing a lot of people
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Happy New Year to the first meme of 2025 😂😂😂😂
January 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Friends are soulmates too, there is so much love in friendship 💝.
December 30, 2024 at 11:25 PM
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Sexting ain't dead you just scared
December 30, 2024 at 6:15 AM
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If I sent you pics, you need to be barking in my messages. Acting nonchalant will make never send you sht again
December 27, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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The thing about disingenuously selling out your race (“One of the good ones!”) or your gender (“Not like the other girls!”) or whatever is that your new compatriots will only ever love and appreciate you about as much as the teacher loves and appreciates the “you forgot homework” kid.
December 27, 2024 at 2:39 AM
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🚨 We are the only abortion fund in our region (SC, GA, AL) open for the rest of December and we’ve got 37 pending requests for help.

Please contribute what you can to help us stay open until January:

www.donorbox.org/support-the-fund

*Only place to donate, we are not affiliated w/NNAF*
Donate to Palmetto State Abortion Fund | Palmetto State Abortion Fund (Powered by Donorbox)
*While we assist abortion seekers in Georgia and Alabama as well, we are located in South Carolina so we may reference South Carolina laws when discussing access to abortion.*  Right now, abortion is...
www.donorbox.org
December 24, 2024 at 6:14 AM
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[slams laptop shut so fucking hard]
December 20, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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I think what angers me most is that we didn’t even have serious conversations about what the government does, how it functions, and what people need from it, so voters are going to get slammed by reality when they didn’t even know what they were asking for.
December 20, 2024 at 3:28 AM