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Reupholstered Coochie
@jamaicanhoney.bsky.social
Leo 🌞 Taurus 🌙 Cancer ⬆️

Connecticut

The Fine Auntie/Retired Tramp
Pinned
Never leaving the ginger color hair
I know imma struggle at work, being up 4 hrs early is some bs
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Now why am I up Smmfh
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
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A HUM DO A LOT! 🌬️🤲🏾✨
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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I actually just made myself cry a lil.

BRING BACK BRAISED WINGS ON CHINESE MENUS!!
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s only 5:30??? 😩
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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While we talkin bout Pat Bev, that nigga went to play for an israeli basketball team mid genocide. Said money is money. Fuck Pat Bev
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If I could get my insurance to pay for lipo?!? Whew
November 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I wanna try that cookie butter iced coffee but I feel like it’s going to sweet as fk
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Getting my insurance to pay for my tummy tuck was the biggest win of this year 🌝
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Cinnamon Toast Latte Vanilla Cake Jars
-No dairy No eggs #bakingsky
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Im not well informed on female anatomy despite being a female myself despite constant education

every year I learn something new about the human female anatomy

Its enraging and perplexing due to the lack of focus on the creator of the human species.

The sexism is heartbreaking
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
No but the fat on my arms do
Does your booty jiggle enough for you to act that way 🤔
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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klay thompson come get your baddie chain!!!
November 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Good morning
November 13, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The minute I get to work I get sleepy
November 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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And also bi-weekly pay
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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The reason that these Black-owned farms are able to do this is because they never go the subsidies the white farmers did this. And when Biden tried to correct this, the white farmers got mad. But now the Black-farmers are not being hurt as bad by Trump's policies. Reverse Uno Card here.
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I need to be sleep
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Y’all!!! Five Guys has a meal deal!! That’s the only “Recession Indicator” that has ever made my stomach drop 😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My new belly button really fire
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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After 232 years, the U.S. Mint has produced its last-ever penny
U.S. Mint In Philadelphia Presses Final Pennies As The 1-Cent Coin Gets Canceled
The Treasury Department expects to save $56 million per year on materials by ceasing to make them.
www.huffpost.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I’m ready to take my clothes off
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
😒
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Six young Black moms were allegedly killed by suspects who were on probation but not being monitored in person by probation officers because of a warrant out for their arrest. Their deaths left 12 children without mothers. From @wpln.bsky.social and @propublica.org.
How a gap in Tennessee’s probation system leaves domestic violence victims in danger • Tennessee Lookout
Six young Black Tennessee moms were allegedly killed by suspects who were on probation but not being monitored by probation officers.
tennesseelookout.com
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I’m ready to get in the house
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM