Scranilton
@thebisniper.bsky.social
he/him | 27 | Husband, Dog-Dad & Dungeon Master. Bisexual Disaster. 🤷♂️ | Leftist politics, D&D/fantasy gaming, neurodivergent shitposting, astronomy |
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Being kissed tenderly for hours and hours would fix me
February 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Being kissed tenderly for hours and hours would fix me
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i took an adderall for the first time a couple of weeks ago and i’m genuinely at a loss at how i accomplished anything before realizing i need this shit
February 20, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i took an adderall for the first time a couple of weeks ago and i’m genuinely at a loss at how i accomplished anything before realizing i need this shit
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I always thought Wallace Shawn had the ideal career: you get to be this well-regarded highbrow playwright and art house movie maker
AND you also get to be a part of millions of people‘s childhoods by being in Clueless, the Princess Bride, and Toy Story. What a life.
AND you also get to be a part of millions of people‘s childhoods by being in Clueless, the Princess Bride, and Toy Story. What a life.
Wallace Shawn Emerges As Frontrunner To Replace Daniel Craig As James Bond
February 20, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I always thought Wallace Shawn had the ideal career: you get to be this well-regarded highbrow playwright and art house movie maker
AND you also get to be a part of millions of people‘s childhoods by being in Clueless, the Princess Bride, and Toy Story. What a life.
AND you also get to be a part of millions of people‘s childhoods by being in Clueless, the Princess Bride, and Toy Story. What a life.
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I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.
January 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I don't know if this is an autistic-brain thing, but one of the thing that really freaks me out about the current reality is that I really deeply and fundamentally don't understand why anyone would ever choose cruelty over problem-solving.
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The Earth provides a spectacular cycle of rain to nourish the planet and its inhabitants, and I’m like “This sky juice is bullshit.”
December 22, 2024 at 12:23 AM
The Earth provides a spectacular cycle of rain to nourish the planet and its inhabitants, and I’m like “This sky juice is bullshit.”
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The beauty of driving a beat up 22-year-old Honda is that the panic of “did I forget to lock the car?” is *immediately* followed by “who cares?”
December 18, 2024 at 5:31 PM
The beauty of driving a beat up 22-year-old Honda is that the panic of “did I forget to lock the car?” is *immediately* followed by “who cares?”
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Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
December 8, 2024 at 12:32 AM
Wow, gold, frankincense, AND myrrh. This is so great. My wife’s boyfriend’s baby is going to love it. Thank you so much.
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The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with donuts
December 8, 2024 at 2:08 AM
The NYPD has discovered a 2nd backpack filled with donuts
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every day is a good day to buy your trans friend a pint of ice cream but today is an especially good day to buy your trans friend a pint of ice cream
December 4, 2024 at 1:26 PM
every day is a good day to buy your trans friend a pint of ice cream but today is an especially good day to buy your trans friend a pint of ice cream
Okay this is 100% expected because everyone knows that my personality was entirely subsumed by Chappel Roan this year but this also makes me real sad cause this is the first year since like 2019 that Left at London hasn't been in my Top 5 Artists.
It's not a big deal, it just gives me emotions 😭😭😭
It's not a big deal, it just gives me emotions 😭😭😭
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Okay this is 100% expected because everyone knows that my personality was entirely subsumed by Chappel Roan this year but this also makes me real sad cause this is the first year since like 2019 that Left at London hasn't been in my Top 5 Artists.
It's not a big deal, it just gives me emotions 😭😭😭
It's not a big deal, it just gives me emotions 😭😭😭
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Dec 1 - Dec 15: you may only listen to the Transiberian Orchestra version of Carol of the Bells
Dec 16 - 20: you may listen to Carol of the Bells and Fairytale of New York
Dec 21-25: anything goes. Last Christmas is a legitimately good song. We Three Kings is metal af. Fa la la la la
Praise jesus
Dec 16 - 20: you may listen to Carol of the Bells and Fairytale of New York
Dec 21-25: anything goes. Last Christmas is a legitimately good song. We Three Kings is metal af. Fa la la la la
Praise jesus
December 3, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Dec 1 - Dec 15: you may only listen to the Transiberian Orchestra version of Carol of the Bells
Dec 16 - 20: you may listen to Carol of the Bells and Fairytale of New York
Dec 21-25: anything goes. Last Christmas is a legitimately good song. We Three Kings is metal af. Fa la la la la
Praise jesus
Dec 16 - 20: you may listen to Carol of the Bells and Fairytale of New York
Dec 21-25: anything goes. Last Christmas is a legitimately good song. We Three Kings is metal af. Fa la la la la
Praise jesus
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My biggest freak quality is actual enjoyment of Christmas music
November 22, 2024 at 5:12 PM
My biggest freak quality is actual enjoyment of Christmas music
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NOVEMBER SNOW* wheeeee
(yes, I’m one of THOSE)
*flurries
(yes, I’m one of THOSE)
*flurries
November 22, 2024 at 3:16 PM
NOVEMBER SNOW* wheeeee
(yes, I’m one of THOSE)
*flurries
(yes, I’m one of THOSE)
*flurries
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i hope when i die there's a lifetime statistics page and it tells me how many zits i popped
November 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
i hope when i die there's a lifetime statistics page and it tells me how many zits i popped
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I could not sit silent while an elected official who spreads hate & lies that are getting trans people killed pretends to care about the future of the Internet. So I spoke up during Rep Nancy Mace's speech at the Project Liberty Summit & I would do it again www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2024-11...
November 21, 2024 at 8:46 PM
I could not sit silent while an elected official who spreads hate & lies that are getting trans people killed pretends to care about the future of the Internet. So I spoke up during Rep Nancy Mace's speech at the Project Liberty Summit & I would do it again www.fightforthefuture.org/news/2024-11...
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I urge everyone from a marginalised community that is under threat to obtain whatever weapons are allowed for self-defence in your locality.
If you live in a part of the world where weapons are not allowed, you need to improvise a bit.
Bend the rules if you have to.
Stay Safe!
If you live in a part of the world where weapons are not allowed, you need to improvise a bit.
Bend the rules if you have to.
Stay Safe!
November 20, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I urge everyone from a marginalised community that is under threat to obtain whatever weapons are allowed for self-defence in your locality.
If you live in a part of the world where weapons are not allowed, you need to improvise a bit.
Bend the rules if you have to.
Stay Safe!
If you live in a part of the world where weapons are not allowed, you need to improvise a bit.
Bend the rules if you have to.
Stay Safe!
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the most disheartening thing about trump winning is that just a handful of years ago it really seemed like trans kids were gonna be able to live normal lives and be themselves in peace
November 20, 2024 at 3:40 PM
the most disheartening thing about trump winning is that just a handful of years ago it really seemed like trans kids were gonna be able to live normal lives and be themselves in peace
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
November 15, 2024 at 1:15 PM
ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY
ROLL THE CLIP
ROLL THE CLIP
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sorry to be so giddy about this but Alex Jones is a piece of dogshit. this is a man who sic'd his worthless followers on the families of dead schoolchildren and couldn't even man up enough to say "I did that and I stand by it." to curbstomp him would be an insult to the curb. die broke, bitch
November 14, 2024 at 6:20 PM
sorry to be so giddy about this but Alex Jones is a piece of dogshit. this is a man who sic'd his worthless followers on the families of dead schoolchildren and couldn't even man up enough to say "I did that and I stand by it." to curbstomp him would be an insult to the curb. die broke, bitch
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are they still making china sell tiktok to an american company or whatever? the onion should buy that too
November 15, 2024 at 4:56 PM
are they still making china sell tiktok to an american company or whatever? the onion should buy that too
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