the big lemattski
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.this is just shit I think about or repost when I’m high or anxious proceed accordingly
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Elon Musk at home pulling his limp pudd while asking Grok to roast his dick
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Elon Musk at home pulling his limp pudd while asking Grok to roast his dick
I regret to inform myself that I woke up again today
November 24, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I regret to inform myself that I woke up again today
It’s really great that of all the jobs I could’ve ended up doing for my entire life i pick the one I’m least suited for in every possible way
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
It’s really great that of all the jobs I could’ve ended up doing for my entire life i pick the one I’m least suited for in every possible way
Freezin'
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little better set of days, ooh, yeah
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little better set of days, ooh, yeah
All white top, all white belt
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
And all white jeans, body looking like milk
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Freezin'
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little better set of days, ooh, yeah
Rests his head on a pillow made of concrete, again
Oh, feelin'
Maybe he'll see a little better set of days, ooh, yeah
I was down at the New Amsterdam
Staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired flamenco dancer
You know, she dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
And we all want something beautiful
Man, I wish I was beautiful
Staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired flamenco dancer
You know, she dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
And we all want something beautiful
Man, I wish I was beautiful
Pack up
I'm straight
Enough
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Maps
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
I'm straight
Enough
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Oh, say, say, say
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
Maps
Wait, they don't love you like I love you
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I was down at the New Amsterdam
Staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired flamenco dancer
You know, she dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
And we all want something beautiful
Man, I wish I was beautiful
Staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation
With a black-haired flamenco dancer
You know, she dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful
And we all want something beautiful
Man, I wish I was beautiful
I think all I really want out of life is to die with a sweet beard
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I think all I really want out of life is to die with a sweet beard
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
From your lips to God’s ear
Or fucking anyone who can stop this shit
Or fucking anyone who can stop this shit
ICEstapo detained 81 people in Charlotte, NC yesterday.
The internet is littered with videos of them using excessive force and ignoring legal documentation provided by the detainees.
Here’s my advice for ICEstapo:
Take a night off.
Go to the movies.
Watch “Nuremberg”.
Your time is coming.
The internet is littered with videos of them using excessive force and ignoring legal documentation provided by the detainees.
Here’s my advice for ICEstapo:
Take a night off.
Go to the movies.
Watch “Nuremberg”.
Your time is coming.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
From your lips to God’s ear
Or fucking anyone who can stop this shit
Or fucking anyone who can stop this shit
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Pretty ironic that the Trump administration having just blown up its 21st boat and brought the total number of civilians killed since September to 83 has the nerve to label anyone a terrorist. Only terrorist I see is pedogrifter in the Oval Office kissing dictator ass everyday.
November 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Pretty ironic that the Trump administration having just blown up its 21st boat and brought the total number of civilians killed since September to 83 has the nerve to label anyone a terrorist. Only terrorist I see is pedogrifter in the Oval Office kissing dictator ass everyday.
Blind Gwyn Jefferson also wishes you a…a…uh…fucking whatever…one of those days you know…just make it thru, man. That’s still a win.
November 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Blind Gwyn Jefferson also wishes you a…a…uh…fucking whatever…one of those days you know…just make it thru, man. That’s still a win.
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Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
November 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just heard re: some ICE agents who raided a Chicago taqueria, then went back to the same taqueria for lunch the following week and got confused when the owner kicked them out, and I realized "jesus these doofuses really do believe we're all living in a video game where the NPCs have no memory"
Miss Bernie says good morning and may the sun shine on your dog’s ass today, too
November 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Miss Bernie says good morning and may the sun shine on your dog’s ass today, too
“One of the grossest things I’ve ever read”
And yet
we all know
it’s going to get so
so
so
much worse
And yet
we all know
it’s going to get so
so
so
much worse
imagine being hit on by gross old Larry Summers when you just wanted professional advice and then finding out he was getting advice on how to hit on you from Jeffrey fucking Epstein
one of the grossest things I’ve ever read
one of the grossest things I’ve ever read
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 2:05 PM
“One of the grossest things I’ve ever read”
And yet
we all know
it’s going to get so
so
so
much worse
And yet
we all know
it’s going to get so
so
so
much worse
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ive learned my lesson. it is NOT funny that donald trump eats turds out of a little paper takeout bag
October 19, 2025 at 5:26 AM
ive learned my lesson. it is NOT funny that donald trump eats turds out of a little paper takeout bag
Put a 100 cameras on this so we can watch him sink into himself in real time from all angles
Epstein victims 'who have not spoken before' to fly to DC to confront Mike Johnson
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
Epstein victims 'who have not spoken before' to fly to DC to confront Mike Johnson
Victims of Jeffrey Epstein “who have not spoken [publicly] before” are poised to arrive in Washington, D.C. next week to put pressure on lawmakers amid fears that House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) may...
www.rawstory.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Put a 100 cameras on this so we can watch him sink into himself in real time from all angles
Timeline cleanse:
Second year in a row we’ve had ladybug squatters in roughly the same spot on our ceiling. Today we got a 5th (which fucks up my Beatles jokes) and in the span of a couple minutes they scrootched over.
Second year in a row we’ve had ladybug squatters in roughly the same spot on our ceiling. Today we got a 5th (which fucks up my Beatles jokes) and in the span of a couple minutes they scrootched over.
November 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Timeline cleanse:
Second year in a row we’ve had ladybug squatters in roughly the same spot on our ceiling. Today we got a 5th (which fucks up my Beatles jokes) and in the span of a couple minutes they scrootched over.
Second year in a row we’ve had ladybug squatters in roughly the same spot on our ceiling. Today we got a 5th (which fucks up my Beatles jokes) and in the span of a couple minutes they scrootched over.
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Everything is more expensive and the president is a pedophile.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Everything is more expensive and the president is a pedophile.
There it is. The post of the decade.
If there is justice in the world, Trump's downfall would come via emails.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 AM
There it is. The post of the decade.
You’re at Duran
I need you at Duran
I need you at Duran
You're at Hall.
I need you at Oates.
I need you at Oates.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
You’re at Duran
I need you at Duran
I need you at Duran
Dropped a 56 point BRAZEN/PONY in scrabble
Also invented the name for a post punk band
Also invented the name for a post punk band
November 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Dropped a 56 point BRAZEN/PONY in scrabble
Also invented the name for a post punk band
Also invented the name for a post punk band
Wonder if democrats realize they probably just cost themselves the midterms and 2028
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Wonder if democrats realize they probably just cost themselves the midterms and 2028
Great optics by the NFL dragging a child rapist president into the booth while people are starving, no one can travel, people are disappearing, and all of it to protect him.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Great optics by the NFL dragging a child rapist president into the booth while people are starving, no one can travel, people are disappearing, and all of it to protect him.
Like many of you I was there In The Beginning™️ of spam and phishing email. Stand in awe of a joke 25ish years in the making.
"Their Prince promised me millions in my bank account and didnt send anything, nobody has ever been treated this unfairly"
Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Like many of you I was there In The Beginning™️ of spam and phishing email. Stand in awe of a joke 25ish years in the making.
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Nuremburg trials is the moderate position