the big lemattski
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.this is just shit I think about or repost when I’m high or anxious proceed accordingly
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My Pineapple Express agrees
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My Pineapple Express agrees
At least the land seal is warm
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
At least the land seal is warm
So whoever replaces him would be the SECOND choice after him. Great.
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
So whoever replaces him would be the SECOND choice after him. Great.
Is it good when your leading scorer is struggling and you’re still up 20?
November 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Is it good when your leading scorer is struggling and you’re still up 20?
We had a cat when we first got married. Our trees never had ornaments on the bottom 2/3
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
We had a cat when we first got married. Our trees never had ornaments on the bottom 2/3
When I was in college my future wife took care of the animals in the science lab as part of work-study. There were two ferrets. She would let them out and they would find the one hole where the cabinets bet the walls crawl in there somehow. They’re basically furry snakes
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
When I was in college my future wife took care of the animals in the science lab as part of work-study. There were two ferrets. She would let them out and they would find the one hole where the cabinets bet the walls crawl in there somehow. They’re basically furry snakes
Man I love This Island Earth so much. I quote it regularly with my brother
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Man I love This Island Earth so much. I quote it regularly with my brother
My state is run by spineless cowards
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My state is run by spineless cowards
He thinks HE IS the law
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He thinks HE IS the law
We want to send women to prison or execute them for abortions but parents negligently murder their actual child and…
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We want to send women to prison or execute them for abortions but parents negligently murder their actual child and…
I can’t imagine having a take that terrible let alone posting it
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I can’t imagine having a take that terrible let alone posting it
It honors our country…as they rob it blind make everything worse and murder innocent people
November 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It honors our country…as they rob it blind make everything worse and murder innocent people
He’s that guy in the news that marries the sex robot.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
He’s that guy in the news that marries the sex robot.
His computer is overflowing with porn
November 24, 2025 at 3:25 AM
His computer is overflowing with porn
God I’m mediocre
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
God I’m mediocre
There’s a coworker that does this unapologetically. Full volume. It pisses everyone off and he still does it.
He has headphones.
He has headphones.
November 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There’s a coworker that does this unapologetically. Full volume. It pisses everyone off and he still does it.
He has headphones.
He has headphones.
At least once a month since it came out I’m pretty sure. I’d never seen anything like it.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
At least once a month since it came out I’m pretty sure. I’d never seen anything like it.
I’m not going to miss a lot of things but I’m not going to miss his insane capitalization the mostest
Okay the crimes against humanity the mostest but that other thing the second mostest
Okay the crimes against humanity the mostest but that other thing the second mostest
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I’m not going to miss a lot of things but I’m not going to miss his insane capitalization the mostest
Okay the crimes against humanity the mostest but that other thing the second mostest
Okay the crimes against humanity the mostest but that other thing the second mostest
Already got one of those too
November 21, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Already got one of those too