Gabe Kruger
@thanksgabe.com
Programmer with too many hobbies including playing with my pets, walking, cycling, cooking food, working with microcontrollers, and 3D printing.
He/Him
He/Him
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I need you to know that normal everyday people in Washington DC are being actively targeted by police. This was sent to me by a friend (posted with their permission). If you think this won't affect you, know that DC is simply where they are practicing, because there is no state in their way.
August 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I need you to know that normal everyday people in Washington DC are being actively targeted by police. This was sent to me by a friend (posted with their permission). If you think this won't affect you, know that DC is simply where they are practicing, because there is no state in their way.
How did DOGE manage to cripple or destroy so many programs and not save any money? This administration is such a nightmare.
July 30, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How did DOGE manage to cripple or destroy so many programs and not save any money? This administration is such a nightmare.
It's so stupid that war uses the unwritten rules of baseball.
June 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's so stupid that war uses the unwritten rules of baseball.
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Signal-gate and the Social Security scandal show how tyranny works: the regime can do no wrong, and the people have no rights.
They claim it wasn't classified info in the chat, but Goldberg can be prosecuted. DOGE doesn't want to disclose their workers names, but wants your social security info.
They claim it wasn't classified info in the chat, but Goldberg can be prosecuted. DOGE doesn't want to disclose their workers names, but wants your social security info.
March 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Signal-gate and the Social Security scandal show how tyranny works: the regime can do no wrong, and the people have no rights.
They claim it wasn't classified info in the chat, but Goldberg can be prosecuted. DOGE doesn't want to disclose their workers names, but wants your social security info.
They claim it wasn't classified info in the chat, but Goldberg can be prosecuted. DOGE doesn't want to disclose their workers names, but wants your social security info.
This is what happens to you when you ask a serious person in serious times that also has experience as a stand up comedian. You get lit on fire.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
March 1, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is what happens to you when you ask a serious person in serious times that also has experience as a stand up comedian. You get lit on fire.
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Saw this on IMDb and the ones on the left look like a vampire couple hunting these two New York writers who went on holiday
March 1, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Saw this on IMDb and the ones on the left look like a vampire couple hunting these two New York writers who went on holiday
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Liberals of Twitter?
February 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Liberals of Twitter?
I’m now wondering if they sell defenestration insurance.
February 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’m now wondering if they sell defenestration insurance.
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
February 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
So eggs are at an all time high and now coffee will probably go up a lot. What does Trump have against breakfast?!
January 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
So eggs are at an all time high and now coffee will probably go up a lot. What does Trump have against breakfast?!
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he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
January 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
he’d warned that fucker not to play wonderwall
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I’ve seriously never hated anyone more in my life.
January 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’ve seriously never hated anyone more in my life.
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December 31, 2024 at 2:51 PM
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Just a reminder that your local library has more than books! Many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, internet hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and so much more! Maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚
December 29, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Just a reminder that your local library has more than books! Many also have dvds, cds, video games, game systems, internet hot spots, streaming services, ebooks, audio books, park passes, museum passes, and so much more! Maybe it's time for a visit! ❤️📚
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A man flying around wearing a cape shooting lasers outta his eyes is totally believable but throw in a superdog and I'm out.
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 PM
A man flying around wearing a cape shooting lasers outta his eyes is totally believable but throw in a superdog and I'm out.
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Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
December 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saw someone upbraiding someone else for having a hobby while the world is on fire, and, my friends:
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
1. The world is ever on fire, this is today's conflagration;
2. If you don't find time for rest and joy the fire will consume you;
3. Don't let people shame you for being an entire human.
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"hi! I'm your hardware that used to work just fine, but now fails to do a fairly basic thing you counted on it for because of an automatic required update. brought to you by, the makers of: everything! everything does this now™️"
December 17, 2024 at 2:06 AM
"hi! I'm your hardware that used to work just fine, but now fails to do a fairly basic thing you counted on it for because of an automatic required update. brought to you by, the makers of: everything! everything does this now™️"
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917
-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917
December 16, 2024 at 11:09 AM
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917
-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917
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That’s how overtime needs to go. Both teams get a possession from the 10 and players weighing 300+ are the only eligible players to run or catch.
December 15, 2024 at 7:24 PM
That’s how overtime needs to go. Both teams get a possession from the 10 and players weighing 300+ are the only eligible players to run or catch.
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I only have one more "Alexa stop" left in me before I throw it across the room
December 13, 2024 at 7:14 PM
I only have one more "Alexa stop" left in me before I throw it across the room
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my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
December 9, 2024 at 7:22 PM
my neck
my back
my CEO attack
my back
my CEO attack
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The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
December 6, 2024 at 3:39 PM
The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.
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Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?
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I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.
December 4, 2024 at 1:44 PM
I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.