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glitzy babylon
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three small cthulhus duking it out inside a buxom fleshsuit. writer of queer horror books. very tired base level grunt at a major evil corp store that i'm trying to escape from. my dog is #gilda.
http://www.tentaclecore.com
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#Gilda finally has enough fur to be brushed again and all is right in the world as far as she's concerned.
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Goldilocks waking up:
December 21, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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late night reminder that the rec thread for this steam sale has started and it's already almost up 50 games in here! something for everybody!
you already know what's up

(steam sale rec thread is what's up)

as always, i focus primarily on older, obscure, and just plain weird games, as big name titles don't need the help.

so, onwards!
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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"prompt theft" is funny as hell like oh no somebody did the same google search as me. grow up
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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💯
December 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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I used a terrible Leapfrog Leappad tablet to recreate "Fallen Angel" by Alexandre Cabanel
December 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Cleanse your feed with these adorable murder tubes
Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Your freestyle battle raps are destroying this family
December 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Sometimes you don't realize how much you say "ooh la la" till they play your 911 call on the local news
May 13, 2023 at 4:12 AM
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"we only use AI for coming up with ideas" no you don't. you use AI to come up with the a bland version of other people's ideas. there is currently NOBODY more replaceable than you
December 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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At least the Paul brothers pivoted from influencing to professions where it's legal to kick their asses
December 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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god damn the opposite camera's views of each of their faces is peak schadenfreude
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes

INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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If this happens on my flight I'm standing up and doing an impromptu a capella version of 2 Live Crews The Fuck Shop to drown out this church camp pervert shit
As soon as homeboy says “We are taking this flight over for Jesus” and stands up with his guitar, I’m smashing that stewardess button so hard.

I know from a fair bit of experience that these in-your-face guitar proselytizers are smug, insufferable twerps who haven’t been told “No” enough times.
This Guy Sang Christian Worship Songs Mid-Flight, and People Are Fuming
The Singaporean strummed his guitar as he belted out a worship song on an EasyJet flight out of Poland, where he was volunteering with Ukrainian refugees.
www.vice.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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SPIN
December 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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hello please help me decide which version is funnier.

Option A: Goofy and the slop blender are off-screen, implied.
December 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Bring this energy with you int 2026 (yes this is a threat)
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Y'all gonna start acknowledging the parallels yet?

Y'all gonna start defending art, intimacy, and sex as basic human expressions?

Y'all gonna start realizing that these deranged puritans don't have an ounce of goodwill in their bodies and literally just want to control every aspect of our lives?
December 17, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Steam Deck LCD 256GB model is no longer in production store.steampowered.com/steamdeck
December 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT SATE YOUR THIRST.
December 20, 2025 at 12:50 AM