828 timber
@tenntimber.bsky.social
Shoutin' from a rainforest mountain top. Wide variety of Dad jokes. All blurts are my own blurting.
Pinned
828 timber
@tenntimber.bsky.social
· Jun 26
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
sent a little question to the ol' google machine this morning --
and the AI answer it spit back out to me was something that I wrote & published online yesterday LOL.
so if you think AI answers are reliable -
DON'T 😆
and the AI answer it spit back out to me was something that I wrote & published online yesterday LOL.
so if you think AI answers are reliable -
DON'T 😆
Reposted by 828 timber
Shock and awe, indeed
December 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Shock and awe, indeed
December 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reposted by 828 timber
i was warned but i still wasn’t ready
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i was warned but i still wasn’t ready
Reposted by 828 timber
Just because you agree with something doesn’t mean it’s real.
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Just because you agree with something doesn’t mean it’s real.
Treating people equally and fairly is not abnormal or judgmental.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Treating people equally and fairly is not abnormal or judgmental.
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Reposted by 828 timber
It's just incredible to see those Miami fans explode after a goal like that. They've been with this club through thick and thick. Through the good times and the other good times. Just weeks of pent up frustration coming out tonight. Incredible stuff.
October 26, 2024 at 12:50 AM
It's just incredible to see those Miami fans explode after a goal like that. They've been with this club through thick and thick. Through the good times and the other good times. Just weeks of pent up frustration coming out tonight. Incredible stuff.
Reposted by 828 timber
Fair play to Inter Miami fans. You've been waiting year for this.
December 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Fair play to Inter Miami fans. You've been waiting year for this.
Reposted by 828 timber
When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.
December 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
When Pete Hegseth tweeted he was investigating me, Gabby laughed and laughed.
Reposted by 828 timber
Reposted by 828 timber
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
The funny thing here is don’t actually listen to much classical music - maybe 10%?
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The funny thing here is don’t actually listen to much classical music - maybe 10%?
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
Reposted by 828 timber
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Reposted by 828 timber
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
December 2, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Kristi Noem: "Sir, you made it through hurricane season without a hurricane. You kept the hurricanes away. We appreciate that."
this reminds me - nobody reads this trash, but i'm speaking it into the ether I suppose - I weighed in at <200 lb (14 stone) last month for the first time in... 15 years?
My parents were raised in the 1930s - I was taught to EAT IT NOW - so I def have some food issues. Science (Zepbound) is good.
My parents were raised in the 1930s - I was taught to EAT IT NOW - so I def have some food issues. Science (Zepbound) is good.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
this reminds me - nobody reads this trash, but i'm speaking it into the ether I suppose - I weighed in at <200 lb (14 stone) last month for the first time in... 15 years?
My parents were raised in the 1930s - I was taught to EAT IT NOW - so I def have some food issues. Science (Zepbound) is good.
My parents were raised in the 1930s - I was taught to EAT IT NOW - so I def have some food issues. Science (Zepbound) is good.
Reposted by 828 timber
A 🧵 on #AIDS in the 80s/90s:
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my ‘gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my ‘gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13
November 16, 2024 at 10:50 AM
A 🧵 on #AIDS in the 80s/90s:
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my ‘gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13
I was 15 when I first had sex with a man.
I’d snuck off to London’s Heaven nightclub with the express intent of ridding myself of my ‘gay virginity’, a goal I achieved easily with a visiting American photographer.
1/13
Reposted by 828 timber
It's that time of year again
December 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
It's that time of year again
As a PG County boy it hurts to say this, but fuck all the way off Washington Post & Bezos.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As a PG County boy it hurts to say this, but fuck all the way off Washington Post & Bezos.
Reposted by 828 timber
Ali Ahmed carving SDFC up like a taquero at Tacos El Gordo
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ali Ahmed carving SDFC up like a taquero at Tacos El Gordo
Reposted by 828 timber
How it started / How it’s going
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How it started / How it’s going
Reposted by 828 timber
⚠️ BREAKING:
Spain 🇪🇸 Reintroduces Mask Mandate as COVID-19 and Flu Surge Push Hospitals Toward Crisis
Spain 🇪🇸 Reintroduces Mask Mandate as COVID-19 and Flu Surge Push Hospitals Toward Crisis
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
⚠️ BREAKING:
Spain 🇪🇸 Reintroduces Mask Mandate as COVID-19 and Flu Surge Push Hospitals Toward Crisis
Spain 🇪🇸 Reintroduces Mask Mandate as COVID-19 and Flu Surge Push Hospitals Toward Crisis
Reposted by 828 timber
Went and got it 😮💨
November 29, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Went and got it 😮💨