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Shoutin' from a rainforest mountain top. Wide variety of Dad jokes. All blurts are my own blurting.
The funny thing here is don’t actually listen to much classical music - maybe 10%?
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
December 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The funny thing here is don’t actually listen to much classical music - maybe 10%?
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
Instead, this is my Alexa hearing the dogs barking and then turning on classical tunes to chill them out.
As a PG County boy it hurts to say this, but fuck all the way off Washington Post & Bezos.
November 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
As a PG County boy it hurts to say this, but fuck all the way off Washington Post & Bezos.
how much lysol would have to spray on them feets?
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
how much lysol would have to spray on them feets?
Listen I’m really old but I just learned what a labubu is and I gotta say I already lived through the Monchichi era, don’t come at me with this labubu shit
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Listen I’m really old but I just learned what a labubu is and I gotta say I already lived through the Monchichi era, don’t come at me with this labubu shit
This one is 23 years old today WUT
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This one is 23 years old today WUT
Mountains are showing off this morning
October 8, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Mountains are showing off this morning
. Ahem. AHEM. #HatchAct @alt-hhs.altgov.info
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
. Ahem. AHEM. #HatchAct @alt-hhs.altgov.info
Remember to breathe
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Remember to breathe
This was a big boy moving through the back yard this week. Found a clawed tree right around there. #DeathMittens #WNC
August 31, 2025 at 9:28 PM
This was a big boy moving through the back yard this week. Found a clawed tree right around there. #DeathMittens #WNC
ok guys, Ned & I have been busy talking to Gavin's Ghost, here's what Phil is going to roll out for our next proper game of football of whatever the fuck he says
#RCTID
#RCTID
August 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ok guys, Ned & I have been busy talking to Gavin's Ghost, here's what Phil is going to roll out for our next proper game of football of whatever the fuck he says
#RCTID
#RCTID
Just had my live encounter with a black bear. I was safely on my back porch with dogs huffing and puffing at him. He basically took the long away around the house and went about his bear business.
July 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Just had my live encounter with a black bear. I was safely on my back porch with dogs huffing and puffing at him. He basically took the long away around the house and went about his bear business.
July 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fully moved out of the rental and living at the new house. Good morning from Western NC - humid as we look at the Eastern Continental Divide.
July 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Fully moved out of the rental and living at the new house. Good morning from Western NC - humid as we look at the Eastern Continental Divide.
