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@tenntimber.bsky.social
Shoutin' from a rainforest mountain top. Wide variety of Dad jokes. All blurts are my own blurting.
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@tenntimber.bsky.social
· Jun 26
a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
sent a little question to the ol' google machine this morning --
and the AI answer it spit back out to me was something that I wrote & published online yesterday LOL.
so if you think AI answers are reliable -
DON'T 😆
and the AI answer it spit back out to me was something that I wrote & published online yesterday LOL.
so if you think AI answers are reliable -
DON'T 😆
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I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
January 27, 2026 at 12:36 AM
I’ve never been prouder to be a Minnesotan.
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yo man, this gives me chills. What a town.
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
January 27, 2026 at 2:07 AM
yo man, this gives me chills. What a town.
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January 26, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Y'all. It ain't Victory Over ICE Day, but an immigrant just came into the bar and paid a $250 tab to celebrate Bovino fucking off to Oompa Loompah Land. So your first drink is on that dude today and tonight.
Keep Strong. Take Care of Your Neighbors. Fuck ICE.
Keep Strong. Take Care of Your Neighbors. Fuck ICE.
January 26, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Y'all. It ain't Victory Over ICE Day, but an immigrant just came into the bar and paid a $250 tab to celebrate Bovino fucking off to Oompa Loompah Land. So your first drink is on that dude today and tonight.
Keep Strong. Take Care of Your Neighbors. Fuck ICE.
Keep Strong. Take Care of Your Neighbors. Fuck ICE.
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The Timbers TIFO from July has been awarded as the TIFO of the year by @iscsupporters.bsky.social
Another look at the massive multi-part display honoring the clubs all-time XI #RCTID
Another look at the massive multi-part display honoring the clubs all-time XI #RCTID
January 26, 2026 at 7:03 PM
The Timbers TIFO from July has been awarded as the TIFO of the year by @iscsupporters.bsky.social
Another look at the massive multi-part display honoring the clubs all-time XI #RCTID
Another look at the massive multi-part display honoring the clubs all-time XI #RCTID
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Quote: Erich Kästner, German poet
January 25, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Quote: Erich Kästner, German poet
The first amendment canonized that THERE ARE NO GOVERNMENT CONSEQUENCES FOR SAFE FREE SPEECH.
That’s literally what it is for.
That’s literally what it is for.
Bovino: "When politicians, community leaders, & some journalists engage in that heated rhetoric we keep talking about, when they make the choice to vilify law enforcement calling law enforcement 'Gestapo' or using the term 'kidnapping,' that is a choice & there are actions & consequences."
January 26, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The first amendment canonized that THERE ARE NO GOVERNMENT CONSEQUENCES FOR SAFE FREE SPEECH.
That’s literally what it is for.
That’s literally what it is for.
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Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
January 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Seen in Los Angeles
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
(Credit: Zurita Carpio)
“When we said guns rights over kids’ lives, we meant guns for SOME people. Mainly ICE and Ted Nugent. The rest of you suckers are on your own.
PS: please donate more blood money”
PS: please donate more blood money”
A statement from the NRA suggests that the Second Amendment applies only to some people.
Not all US citizens have this right now.
Not all US citizens have this right now.
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
“When we said guns rights over kids’ lives, we meant guns for SOME people. Mainly ICE and Ted Nugent. The rest of you suckers are on your own.
PS: please donate more blood money”
PS: please donate more blood money”
I see a video like this and I think, surely this is enough. THIS is the moment where people wake up and say ENOUGH.
I hope it is. But I’ve been thinking that since Sandy Hook. I’m not sure that moment is ever going to come for these people - and that’s so incredibly, incredibly sad.
#empathy
I hope it is. But I’ve been thinking that since Sandy Hook. I’m not sure that moment is ever going to come for these people - and that’s so incredibly, incredibly sad.
#empathy
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 2:42 AM
I see a video like this and I think, surely this is enough. THIS is the moment where people wake up and say ENOUGH.
I hope it is. But I’ve been thinking that since Sandy Hook. I’m not sure that moment is ever going to come for these people - and that’s so incredibly, incredibly sad.
#empathy
I hope it is. But I’ve been thinking that since Sandy Hook. I’m not sure that moment is ever going to come for these people - and that’s so incredibly, incredibly sad.
#empathy
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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
January 25, 2026 at 1:18 AM
A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.
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I used to think the same thing about “fascism is bad”
“Don’t kill nurses” is I thought something we all agreed on
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 AM
I used to think the same thing about “fascism is bad”
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Show your papers.
Kavanaugh stops.
Your gender? We decide.
ICE doesn't need a warrant.
Abortion is our choice not yours.
Immigrants don't deserve due process.
State universities can't teach Plato.
Civil rights protections are racist.
But vaccination requirements threaten our freedom.
Kavanaugh stops.
Your gender? We decide.
ICE doesn't need a warrant.
Abortion is our choice not yours.
Immigrants don't deserve due process.
State universities can't teach Plato.
Civil rights protections are racist.
But vaccination requirements threaten our freedom.
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Show your papers.
Kavanaugh stops.
Your gender? We decide.
ICE doesn't need a warrant.
Abortion is our choice not yours.
Immigrants don't deserve due process.
State universities can't teach Plato.
Civil rights protections are racist.
But vaccination requirements threaten our freedom.
Kavanaugh stops.
Your gender? We decide.
ICE doesn't need a warrant.
Abortion is our choice not yours.
Immigrants don't deserve due process.
State universities can't teach Plato.
Civil rights protections are racist.
But vaccination requirements threaten our freedom.
So I’m headed to one of my conferences and this time it just happens to be in the Rose City. Portland, I am coming to you.
But I notice on socials today that there’s a demonstration at the Hilton downtown, which happens to be hosting this conference lol.
Contacted hotel and asked “Soooooo..
But I notice on socials today that there’s a demonstration at the Hilton downtown, which happens to be hosting this conference lol.
Contacted hotel and asked “Soooooo..
January 23, 2026 at 11:13 PM
So I’m headed to one of my conferences and this time it just happens to be in the Rose City. Portland, I am coming to you.
But I notice on socials today that there’s a demonstration at the Hilton downtown, which happens to be hosting this conference lol.
Contacted hotel and asked “Soooooo..
But I notice on socials today that there’s a demonstration at the Hilton downtown, which happens to be hosting this conference lol.
Contacted hotel and asked “Soooooo..
Margo Price & the Pricetags
10000 Maniacs
Joy Oladokun
The Swell Season
North Mississippi All Stars
Maren Morris
Sheryl Crow
Emmylou Harris
Patti Griffin
Lucinda Williams
Lake St Dive
(Americana loves women singer-songwriters)
10000 Maniacs
Joy Oladokun
The Swell Season
North Mississippi All Stars
Maren Morris
Sheryl Crow
Emmylou Harris
Patti Griffin
Lucinda Williams
Lake St Dive
(Americana loves women singer-songwriters)
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Sade
Blondie
The Go Gos
Sleater-Kinney
Esperanza Spaulding
Sade
Blondie
The Go Gos
Sleater-Kinney
Esperanza Spaulding
Five concerts you’ve seen with women lead singers:
Eurythmics
L7
Bikini Kill
Peaches
Santigold
Eurythmics
L7
Bikini Kill
Peaches
Santigold
January 22, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Margo Price & the Pricetags
10000 Maniacs
Joy Oladokun
The Swell Season
North Mississippi All Stars
Maren Morris
Sheryl Crow
Emmylou Harris
Patti Griffin
Lucinda Williams
Lake St Dive
(Americana loves women singer-songwriters)
10000 Maniacs
Joy Oladokun
The Swell Season
North Mississippi All Stars
Maren Morris
Sheryl Crow
Emmylou Harris
Patti Griffin
Lucinda Williams
Lake St Dive
(Americana loves women singer-songwriters)
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Oppression unpunished becomes the norm.
Tactics deemed acceptable for targeted peoples, of course, are still acceptable when the definition of who is being targeted widens.
Tactics deemed acceptable for targeted peoples, of course, are still acceptable when the definition of who is being targeted widens.
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Oppression unpunished becomes the norm.
Tactics deemed acceptable for targeted peoples, of course, are still acceptable when the definition of who is being targeted widens.
Tactics deemed acceptable for targeted peoples, of course, are still acceptable when the definition of who is being targeted widens.
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Just totally sums up the American approach to life/work balance perfectly.
Dr. Oz: "If we can get the average person to work one more year in their whole lifetime -- just stay in your workplace for one more year -- that is worth about $3 trillion to the US GDP. That's the productivity we would unleash ... if you're sick, you can't work."
January 21, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Just totally sums up the American approach to life/work balance perfectly.
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How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
January 20, 2026 at 1:32 AM
How big is Greenland?
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.
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Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
I mean…. Is this a threat? 😎
Ben’s gonna have to pay me $8 a month to wanna see the #rctid depth chart
Ben’s gonna have to pay me $8 a month to wanna see the #rctid depth chart
Depth charts for all 30 MLS teams here ⤵️
MLS depth charts
Up to date depth charts and player categories for all 30 Major League Soccer clubs
www.sixonefivesoccer.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:20 PM
I mean…. Is this a threat? 😎
Ben’s gonna have to pay me $8 a month to wanna see the #rctid depth chart
Ben’s gonna have to pay me $8 a month to wanna see the #rctid depth chart
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The Art Sled Rally took place today in Powderhorn Park in Minneapolis and Minnesotan’s continued to get creative in their resistance.
January 18, 2026 at 12:40 PM
The Art Sled Rally took place today in Powderhorn Park in Minneapolis and Minnesotan’s continued to get creative in their resistance.
I mean #rctid - it’s just hanging there, waiting for you. Cmon, do something
🚨🇳🇱 Quinten Timber, not in Feyenoord starting XI today as things are moving behind the scenes on the market. Clubs have been calling in last 48h with discussions underway.
January 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I mean #rctid - it’s just hanging there, waiting for you. Cmon, do something