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Suprematist Composition: Airplane Flying, by Kazimir Malevich, 1915, 📸 by @MegMcLaughlinDA
March 29, 2024 at 3:52 AM
Suprematist Composition: Airplane Flying, by Kazimir Malevich, 1915, 📸 by @MegMcLaughlinDA
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[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]
email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗
email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals
email 3: god will not forgive our folly
email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗
email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals
email 3: god will not forgive our folly
March 10, 2024 at 4:24 AM
[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]
email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗
email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals
email 3: god will not forgive our folly
email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗
email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals
email 3: god will not forgive our folly
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missed an opportunity buying a really gorgeous little craftsman back in 2022 that was going cheap, but comforted myself with the assumption that at least the new owners would appreciate the gorgeous interior with its perfectly preserved unpainted oak woodwork
can you guess where this is going
can you guess where this is going
February 16, 2024 at 3:08 PM
missed an opportunity buying a really gorgeous little craftsman back in 2022 that was going cheap, but comforted myself with the assumption that at least the new owners would appreciate the gorgeous interior with its perfectly preserved unpainted oak woodwork
can you guess where this is going
can you guess where this is going
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just remember, if your football team loses this weekend, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you.
January 14, 2024 at 2:32 AM
just remember, if your football team loses this weekend, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you.
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JUDGE: As for the issue of bail?
ME: Bail, your honor?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: Oh. You can—you can pay gems to speed up the jail timer.
JUDGE: Did defense counsel not explain the gem packages yet?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: *sigh* For $49.99 you get 2200 gems plus 500 free. That’s the most popular option
ME: Bail, your honor?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: Oh. You can—you can pay gems to speed up the jail timer.
JUDGE: Did defense counsel not explain the gem packages yet?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: *sigh* For $49.99 you get 2200 gems plus 500 free. That’s the most popular option
January 13, 2024 at 7:03 AM
JUDGE: As for the issue of bail?
ME: Bail, your honor?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: Oh. You can—you can pay gems to speed up the jail timer.
JUDGE: Did defense counsel not explain the gem packages yet?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: *sigh* For $49.99 you get 2200 gems plus 500 free. That’s the most popular option
ME: Bail, your honor?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: Oh. You can—you can pay gems to speed up the jail timer.
JUDGE: Did defense counsel not explain the gem packages yet?
PUBLIC DEFENDER: *sigh* For $49.99 you get 2200 gems plus 500 free. That’s the most popular option
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thinking of this incredible series of Jan 6 tweets from Kevin Sorbo on this third anniversary of that day
January 7, 2024 at 1:41 AM
thinking of this incredible series of Jan 6 tweets from Kevin Sorbo on this third anniversary of that day
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These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires
January 6, 2024 at 6:40 PM
These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires
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boobs. honkers. breasts. jugs. bazoombas. to us, they’re just one of many sexy & fun to play with human appendages… but to the lactose intolerant, they’re terrifying deadly weapons.
December 29, 2023 at 5:56 AM
boobs. honkers. breasts. jugs. bazoombas. to us, they’re just one of many sexy & fun to play with human appendages… but to the lactose intolerant, they’re terrifying deadly weapons.
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Gotta say I’m worried that just like leaded gasoline was ultimately found to be toxic, we’ll eventually learn that drinking unleaded gasoline is also bad for you in some way
December 29, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Gotta say I’m worried that just like leaded gasoline was ultimately found to be toxic, we’ll eventually learn that drinking unleaded gasoline is also bad for you in some way
Sulphur Tufts (I'm told) in my parent's garden 🍄📷
December 28, 2023 at 12:13 PM
Sulphur Tufts (I'm told) in my parent's garden 🍄📷
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I decided to leave my gym in 2016 and the bastards are now upgrading all their equipment & not including me
December 27, 2023 at 11:18 AM
I decided to leave my gym in 2016 and the bastards are now upgrading all their equipment & not including me
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“But how will I explain trans people to my kids?” Bitch that is extremely easy, like 100x easier than explaining the plot points of The Phantom Menace
December 27, 2023 at 12:26 PM
“But how will I explain trans people to my kids?” Bitch that is extremely easy, like 100x easier than explaining the plot points of The Phantom Menace
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I dunno, I feel like I talk to a lot of people who are like “I’m not worrying about it anymore” but also casually bring up that they were the sickest they’ve ever been in their lives for two weeks and then coughed for three months and then they shrug
December 27, 2023 at 2:33 PM
I dunno, I feel like I talk to a lot of people who are like “I’m not worrying about it anymore” but also casually bring up that they were the sickest they’ve ever been in their lives for two weeks and then coughed for three months and then they shrug
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this is it. this is what was in my head. twitter.com/damienredica...
December 25, 2023 at 5:16 AM
this is it. this is what was in my head. twitter.com/damienredica...
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dumbest people on earth
December 24, 2023 at 1:48 AM
dumbest people on earth
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The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
December 23, 2023 at 10:19 PM
The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.
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Ok this has to be the hardest cert break in game dev history.
After 23 years, developer reveals he snuck a cheat code past Sony that turns a cult-classic horror g...
Alien Resurrection can be turned into a "boot disk" for playing burned PS1 games
www.gamesradar.com
December 24, 2023 at 4:05 AM
Ok this has to be the hardest cert break in game dev history.
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Just finished The Crown
December 23, 2023 at 8:25 PM
Just finished The Crown
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I don’t want to alarm anyone but, there’s an ill omen on the wind
![Second review, 2 star, “one wick wasted a lot and not a lot sent [sic].” Dated 12/21/23](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3j4wggf6dku34ocpulowakcd/bafkreiet6ddarsxipsecw75rzhfkbqzh72mawblo7fvy2layq3uainu6hq@jpeg)
December 23, 2023 at 5:39 PM
I don’t want to alarm anyone but, there’s an ill omen on the wind