Suprematist Composition: Airplane Flying, by Kazimir Malevich, 1915, 📸 by @MegMcLaughlinDA

[abandoned research facility computer in a video game]

email 1: so excited to start my new job here at the Mutant Animal Weaponization Program 🤗

email 2: vibes are off with some of these weaponized mutant animals

email 3: god will not forgive our folly

missed an opportunity buying a really gorgeous little craftsman back in 2022 that was going cheap, but comforted myself with the assumption that at least the new owners would appreciate the gorgeous interior with its perfectly preserved unpainted oak woodwork

can you guess where this is going

just remember, if your football team loses this weekend, it's 100% bc you didn't wear the right shirt you dumb fuck how could you.

thinking of this incredible series of Jan 6 tweets from Kevin Sorbo on this third anniversary of that day

These throwable fire extinguishers seem like a real-life example of xkcd.com/937 — they have really good reviews from everyone except the few people who tried using them to put out fires

boobs. honkers. breasts. jugs. bazoombas. to us, they’re just one of many sexy & fun to play with human appendages… but to the lactose intolerant, they’re terrifying deadly weapons.

Gotta say I’m worried that just like leaded gasoline was ultimately found to be toxic, we’ll eventually learn that drinking unleaded gasoline is also bad for you in some way

Sulphur Tufts (I'm told) in my parent's garden 🍄📷

I decided to leave my gym in 2016 and the bastards are now upgrading all their equipment & not including me

“But how will I explain trans people to my kids?” Bitch that is extremely easy, like 100x easier than explaining the plot points of The Phantom Menace

I dunno, I feel like I talk to a lot of people who are like “I’m not worrying about it anymore” but also casually bring up that they were the sickest they’ve ever been in their lives for two weeks and then coughed for three months and then they shrug

this is it. this is what was in my head. twitter.com/damienredica...

What a world.

dumbest people on earth

The problem with the Willy Wonka prequel is the same problem with the Star Wars prequels: neither Willy Wonka nor Anakin Skywalker is interesting until they start killing children.

Ok this has to be the hardest cert break in game dev history.

Just finished The Crown

I don’t want to alarm anyone but, there’s an ill omen on the wind