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Coastal elite, Appalachian, desert dweller. It’s an egg. Hold it like an egg.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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TRUMP: and this Daniel, he went into the den?

MAMDANI: The lion's den, yes

TRUMP: surely they ate him

MAMDANI: Here's the part where it gets a little Broadway: they didn't

TRUMP: Unbelievable
November 21, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Is... he lactating?
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Just a heads up, if you’re getting regularly smiled at by babies and greeted warmly by dogs you are carrying a fragment of the sacred light within you and must guard it closely
November 12, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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There are more of us than there are of them.
November 5, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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What a way to break a losing streak for the #AZCardinals.

Topple Cowboys, 27-17. Hold team averaging more than 30 a game to under 20. Brissett was excellent again. Rookies showed up. MHJ big game.

A nearly perfect out-of-the-bye victory on national TV. #AZvsDAL
November 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Jacoby Brissett understands how quarterback is supposed to be played: I'm back here and I'm fucken throwing it
November 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...
November 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Also we as a society must fight the scourge of COMFORTABILITY
October 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Imagine the Illusive Man from Mass Effect saying this
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Guy passing out constitutions who didn’t want me to show his face is where we are as a nation
October 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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I have gathered my thoughts and turned it into a fun blog about how IMDb is hell. I hope you like a long, under-explained list of movie ratings. aftermath.site/imdb-review-...
October 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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October 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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I don't know that we're talking about Logan Gilbert's Resting Pitch Face enough. Elite. Karstens-esque. Simply breathtaking.
October 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I think it’s fine that Taylor Swift is excited about middle aged long term relationship sex and talks about it in a way that makes other people feel slightly embarrassed, that’s basically the dream for everyone
October 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy
September 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Every few months now I re-read this "Who Goes Nazi?" piece from 1941 and am blown away by how it captures the people we are dealing with 80 years later.

harpers.org/archive/1941...
Who Goes Nazi?, by Dorothy Thompson
harpers.org
October 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Went down a rabbithole reading about this last night that led me to the "comedy sketch" the company made to introduce this dreck and holy mackerel it's one of the worst things I've ever watched in my life

(if you want to sit in horror for 2 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sVO...)
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I literally have seen someone posting on Twitter a version of Hamilton where Scarlett Johansson is in it.

On top of this likely costing OpenAI a dollar a second to generate, they are potentially going to get sued into a fine paste by multiple different parties
September 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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regular reminder that "he wants" ≠ "he will"
September 30, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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how it feels watching a full Sunday NFL slate, knowing my team lost days ago and they can’t possibly hurt me
September 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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THERE WILL BE RED SOX BASEBALL IN OCTOBER
September 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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I said this on NFL Daily this week but AZ having a guy who should be a WR1 seems like it’s making them overthink what their entire offense + not helping the second-year WR because he’s clearly putting a lot on himself. Multiple things can be true - good to get him involved, bad for all to overthink
September 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM