Cigarette Smonker
@tangotwos.bsky.social
If I followed you, it's to ask if I can bum a dart.
They/Them
They/Them
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I appreciate the calls for Nuremberg style trials but it's worth pointing out the Nuremberg trials only convicted 161 Nazis with the US smuggling out 1600 nazis they thought would be useful in Operation Paperclip.
We don't need a repeat. We need something akin to the French Reign of Terror.
We don't need a repeat. We need something akin to the French Reign of Terror.
ICE are abducting 5 year olds, using them as bait to get to their family, and shipping them to a Texas concentration camp all in a single day.
We need a Nuremberg for everyone involved. Abolish ICE isn't enough.
We need a Nuremberg for everyone involved. Abolish ICE isn't enough.
January 22, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I appreciate the calls for Nuremberg style trials but it's worth pointing out the Nuremberg trials only convicted 161 Nazis with the US smuggling out 1600 nazis they thought would be useful in Operation Paperclip.
We don't need a repeat. We need something akin to the French Reign of Terror.
We don't need a repeat. We need something akin to the French Reign of Terror.
If any federal entity enters my home without a warrant or and invite i am well within the rights in my state to fire upon them and will with extreme prejudice. Present your court ordered warrant or be winged.
January 22, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If any federal entity enters my home without a warrant or and invite i am well within the rights in my state to fire upon them and will with extreme prejudice. Present your court ordered warrant or be winged.
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Coward house democrats still fucking that price of eggs chicken while the nation burns to the ground.
Donald Trump is bad for America.
Costs are up across the board more than 1 million people were laid off in 2025.
And Trump's biggest accomplishment in 2025? The Big Ugly Law that pushed millions off their health care.
Costs are up across the board more than 1 million people were laid off in 2025.
And Trump's biggest accomplishment in 2025? The Big Ugly Law that pushed millions off their health care.
January 22, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Coward house democrats still fucking that price of eggs chicken while the nation burns to the ground.
i'm on the opposite side of this argument, I hate when women smile and want to see them miserable.
January 22, 2026 at 3:01 AM
i'm on the opposite side of this argument, I hate when women smile and want to see them miserable.
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moth wife lamp life
December 16, 2025 at 11:40 PM
moth wife lamp life
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transgender women have been banned from joining in on the reindeer games
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
transgender women have been banned from joining in on the reindeer games
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I'll kill a Victorian child myself, I don't give a fuck
December 3, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I'll kill a Victorian child myself, I don't give a fuck
@womensinstitute.bsky.social Is making it hard for me to be a Trans inclusive radical misogynist.
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
@womensinstitute.bsky.social Is making it hard for me to be a Trans inclusive radical misogynist.
I'm the pro-Orphan crushing democrat.
Republicans: congrats, we did it. Took 2,000 tries over 10 years but orphan crushing is now legal.
Democrats: we just don't have the votes to ban orphan crushing and anyway the parliamentarian wouldn't allow it even if we did. Next year we'll do it IF we gain a supermajority and the stars align
Democrats: we just don't have the votes to ban orphan crushing and anyway the parliamentarian wouldn't allow it even if we did. Next year we'll do it IF we gain a supermajority and the stars align
December 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'm the pro-Orphan crushing democrat.
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"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"We're all standing. I'm just very tall."
@elizabethopossum.bsky.social is smelly stinky >:)
December 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
@elizabethopossum.bsky.social is smelly stinky >:)
grok is this real?
grok, fuck my wife in an epic manner. more vulgar, grok. use forbidden words
December 3, 2025 at 5:03 PM
grok is this real?
You're telling me Olivia Nazi sucked off the brainworm guy?
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You're telling me Olivia Nazi sucked off the brainworm guy?
I'm the John Brown of trans people, and the El Chapo of estrogen.
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I'm the John Brown of trans people, and the El Chapo of estrogen.
I never post wrong.
The Democrat lost an unwinnable election because you, personally, posted wrong
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I never post wrong.
Look man, he tells you what to do about it in the billboard.
This guy used to be one of my heroes and his stuff now is woeful. Who is this for? Constantly trying to present as a dangerous provocateur, a truth spitter, if you're offended GET OUT but here he is flogging vodka with a lie about someone being offended by dogs? A 6yo yelling "poo bum willy!"
December 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Look man, he tells you what to do about it in the billboard.
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Maybe if he eased up on rage posting in the middle of the night he might stay awake during cabinet meetings.
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Maybe if he eased up on rage posting in the middle of the night he might stay awake during cabinet meetings.
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"One may well ask: “How can you advocate breaking some laws and obeying others?” The answer lies in the fact that there are two types of laws: just and unjust...One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”
December 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"One may well ask: “How can you advocate breaking some laws and obeying others?” The answer lies in the fact that there are two types of laws: just and unjust...One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”
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if ur still engaging with harry potter stuff at this point idk man
December 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
if ur still engaging with harry potter stuff at this point idk man
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My last post was almost 2 years ago, and i'm just coming back to say...
LMAO get merc'd
LMAO get merc'd
September 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My last post was almost 2 years ago, and i'm just coming back to say...
LMAO get merc'd
LMAO get merc'd
I wonder how I got to this point
January 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
I wonder how I got to this point
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No group in modern society is more discriminated against than the very sleepy. Barred from prestigious jobs like airline pilot and forklift operator. Neglected by sleepist musicians who refuse to play shows that end by 9pm.
January 13, 2024 at 5:48 AM
No group in modern society is more discriminated against than the very sleepy. Barred from prestigious jobs like airline pilot and forklift operator. Neglected by sleepist musicians who refuse to play shows that end by 9pm.
This shit terrifies me...
If this is you hmu
If this is you hmu
January 11, 2024 at 8:41 AM
This shit terrifies me...
If this is you hmu
If this is you hmu
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