syrtis
@syrtis.bsky.social
he/they - I make small games, slowly, for fun. jira align is my nemesis.
https://syrtis.itch.io/
https://syrtis.itch.io/
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Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
December 7, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.
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let’s all play a game called ‘guess what doesn’t happen next’
March 6, 2024 at 2:26 AM
let’s all play a game called ‘guess what doesn’t happen next’
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We have RETVRNED to the ancient ways of right-sizing for agility. remapradio.com/articles/piv...
Pivot to Decimation
SUBJECT: Difficult News About Our Indomitable Roman Legion
remapradio.com
February 28, 2024 at 4:26 PM
We have RETVRNED to the ancient ways of right-sizing for agility. remapradio.com/articles/piv...
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How your email finds me.
February 27, 2024 at 7:11 PM
How your email finds me.
gravity rush 2 feels so so so so good. and the art direction of the environments? Woah
February 25, 2024 at 4:46 AM
gravity rush 2 feels so so so so good. and the art direction of the environments? Woah
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The deplatforming of Milo Yiannopoulos has been so effective that people have apparently forgotten about it as a prime example of why deplatforming fascists is effective.
February 24, 2024 at 7:49 PM
The deplatforming of Milo Yiannopoulos has been so effective that people have apparently forgotten about it as a prime example of why deplatforming fascists is effective.
heartbroken. no dairy queen
February 24, 2024 at 2:16 AM
heartbroken. no dairy queen
mortal engines is the single worst movie I've seen in the last 4 years
February 23, 2024 at 4:35 AM
mortal engines is the single worst movie I've seen in the last 4 years
lamplighters league... Woah. XCOM by way of indiana jones is a solid pitch. the concept of freely swapping between stealth infiltration gameplay (sneaking around guards) and tactics gameplay ('going loud') is very cool.
February 18, 2024 at 4:11 PM
lamplighters league... Woah. XCOM by way of indiana jones is a solid pitch. the concept of freely swapping between stealth infiltration gameplay (sneaking around guards) and tactics gameplay ('going loud') is very cool.
discord whiteboard is turing complete
February 18, 2024 at 4:26 AM
discord whiteboard is turing complete
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copaganda isn’t just “the cops are the good guys and protecting the population” - it’s also obscuring what they actually do and making it look much more competent and sophisticated and exciting
Something I think most people who know policing through true crime or cop shows don't realize is that "solving cases" isn't something homicide detectives are really trained or interested in doing, their job is about collecting evidence to be able to charge and convict the guy who obviously did it.
February 17, 2024 at 6:38 PM
copaganda isn’t just “the cops are the good guys and protecting the population” - it’s also obscuring what they actually do and making it look much more competent and sophisticated and exciting
im petit dejeuner maxxing
Yeah the French call cumming "the little death" but they also call breakfast "the little lunch" so have we considered that the French just have no fucking idea what they're talking about
February 17, 2024 at 11:35 PM
im petit dejeuner maxxing
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every video game studio: "hey guys we made a goose, lays silver eggs, not the best but pretty good"
big conglomerate buying them out: "great, let's cut this goose open and get the gold, just gotta remove these guts."
big conglomerate buying them out: "great, let's cut this goose open and get the gold, just gotta remove these guts."
February 16, 2024 at 7:34 PM
every video game studio: "hey guys we made a goose, lays silver eggs, not the best but pretty good"
big conglomerate buying them out: "great, let's cut this goose open and get the gold, just gotta remove these guts."
big conglomerate buying them out: "great, let's cut this goose open and get the gold, just gotta remove these guts."
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In a system bigger than about two dozen people, if you don't have *official* channels of authority, *unofficial* channels of authority will develop. They will be opaque, arbitrary, and usually involve the people everyone would least prefer to be in charge of anything.
February 15, 2024 at 1:30 PM
In a system bigger than about two dozen people, if you don't have *official* channels of authority, *unofficial* channels of authority will develop. They will be opaque, arbitrary, and usually involve the people everyone would least prefer to be in charge of anything.
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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the presidential debates should just be here’s a laptop first guy to connect to the wifi with no help wins
February 9, 2024 at 1:35 AM
the presidential debates should just be here’s a laptop first guy to connect to the wifi with no help wins
the new republic same as the old republic
February 8, 2024 at 11:18 PM
the new republic same as the old republic
the year is 2024. the king is seeking potions to cure a dire infliction
February 7, 2024 at 10:14 PM
the year is 2024. the king is seeking potions to cure a dire infliction
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Fuck all these agile/scrum 'gurus' who come up with unworkable bullshit like this, if you bring tshirt sizing near me, I'll take your sprint, set it on fire and shank you with it until your burn down graph literally burns down
The fuck is a tshirt size?
Like, I know it's for capacity planning but how the fuck does tshirts related to that? Can't we just have a simple 1 to 5 that everyone can understand instead of hiding it behind a metaphor, which, as a neurodiverse person, absolutely breaks my brain 🧠 🤯
Like, I know it's for capacity planning but how the fuck does tshirts related to that? Can't we just have a simple 1 to 5 that everyone can understand instead of hiding it behind a metaphor, which, as a neurodiverse person, absolutely breaks my brain 🧠 🤯
February 5, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Fuck all these agile/scrum 'gurus' who come up with unworkable bullshit like this, if you bring tshirt sizing near me, I'll take your sprint, set it on fire and shank you with it until your burn down graph literally burns down
SAFe scrum is dnd 5e
strong skill overlap between rolling your own ttrpg and rolling your own scrum/kanban variant
February 7, 2024 at 2:01 AM
SAFe scrum is dnd 5e
strong skill overlap between rolling your own ttrpg and rolling your own scrum/kanban variant
February 7, 2024 at 2:00 AM
strong skill overlap between rolling your own ttrpg and rolling your own scrum/kanban variant
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today we're excited to announce the future of Xbox: Microsoft Xbox Cloud AI Game Pass, an AI-powered subscription cloud computing and gaming service coming to
February 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
today we're excited to announce the future of Xbox: Microsoft Xbox Cloud AI Game Pass, an AI-powered subscription cloud computing and gaming service coming to
I just wanna get advice on making pizza man...
February 5, 2024 at 10:57 PM
I just wanna get advice on making pizza man...