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Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela https://theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trump-administration-on-venezuela/
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Fact-Checking The Trump Administration On Venezuela https://theonion.com/fact-checking-the-trump-administration-on-venezuela/
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
probably something an innocent man would do
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
October 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Chicago ICE Raids By The Numbers https://theonion.com/chicago-ice-raids-by-the-numbers/
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China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
SEOUL—In a historic trade agreement that President Donald Trump touted as a major win for an American farmer, China reportedly agreed Thursday to purchase 11 U.S. soybeans. “I am extremely honored tha...
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October 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
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"They are putting more effort into banning your kids from reading than they are from saving them from being slaughtered"
Sticker spotted in Eugene, Oregon
Sticker spotted in Eugene, Oregon
August 24, 2025 at 12:28 PM
"They are putting more effort into banning your kids from reading than they are from saving them from being slaughtered"
Sticker spotted in Eugene, Oregon
Sticker spotted in Eugene, Oregon
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dont post abt your guns. dont post abt doing violence to feds. dont post abt doing violence to the administration. if you absolutely MUST ramble on belligerently abt these things do it the old fashioned way: at a loud bar with people you know and trust
For at least the second time, a Bluesky user caught a federal criminal case - this time for threats against ICE and Tom Homan. There are screenshots if you want to see which user.
h/t @courtwatch.bsky.social storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
h/t @courtwatch.bsky.social storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
storage.courtlistener.com
August 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
dont post abt your guns. dont post abt doing violence to feds. dont post abt doing violence to the administration. if you absolutely MUST ramble on belligerently abt these things do it the old fashioned way: at a loud bar with people you know and trust
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if you've thought about snagging one of my pieces for yourself, now would be awesome!
My house's central AC unit just died on the hottest day of the year in the middle of Corn Sweat season and i don't know what to do. 🫠
even a repost / boost for this post would be so helpful 💕
My house's central AC unit just died on the hottest day of the year in the middle of Corn Sweat season and i don't know what to do. 🫠
even a repost / boost for this post would be so helpful 💕
July 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
if you've thought about snagging one of my pieces for yourself, now would be awesome!
My house's central AC unit just died on the hottest day of the year in the middle of Corn Sweat season and i don't know what to do. 🫠
even a repost / boost for this post would be so helpful 💕
My house's central AC unit just died on the hottest day of the year in the middle of Corn Sweat season and i don't know what to do. 🫠
even a repost / boost for this post would be so helpful 💕
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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the lineup at SCOTUS tomorrow is wild, we’re so cooked
BREAKING: Tomorrow — Friday — will be the final SCOTUS decision day of the term, Chief Justice Roberts announces.
The following cases — www.lawdork.com/i/166479240/... — remain:
The following cases — www.lawdork.com/i/166479240/... — remain:
June 26, 2025 at 2:41 PM
the lineup at SCOTUS tomorrow is wild, we’re so cooked
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MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES: BABY BASKETS TO NEWBORNS
June 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
MAMDANI'S SOCIALIST PROMISES: BABY BASKETS TO NEWBORNS
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Holy shit this is incredible.
June 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Holy shit this is incredible.
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this is such a good representation of American Christianity
June 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
this is such a good representation of American Christianity
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"Abolish ICE"
Pasteup spotted in Philadelphia
Pasteup spotted in Philadelphia
June 9, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"Abolish ICE"
Pasteup spotted in Philadelphia
Pasteup spotted in Philadelphia
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Every time they say “we can’t afford that,” remember: they could afford armored tanks, a dictators birthday parade, and enough tear gas to choke a city. They just don’t want you fed, safe, or alive.
June 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Every time they say “we can’t afford that,” remember: they could afford armored tanks, a dictators birthday parade, and enough tear gas to choke a city. They just don’t want you fed, safe, or alive.
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i love the implication here is he willingly knew he was a pedophile and worked with him and thought it was cool until he could use it against him lmfao
June 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i love the implication here is he willingly knew he was a pedophile and worked with him and thought it was cool until he could use it against him lmfao
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"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
June 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"You can cover your faces, we can still tell you're pigs"
Seen in Seattle
Seen in Seattle
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Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
NEW: Gov Jared Polis (D) has vetoed a bill banning surprise billing by ambulance companies. The bill passed the Colorado legislature by *unanimous* votes in both chambers. #copolitics
May 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Standing up for the silent majority of voters who celebrate and treasure their right as Americans to owe $11,000 for getting rushed to the hospital on one of the worst days of their lives. It's called "being moderate" and it's how you win elections.
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"Chinga la Migra / Fuck the Border Patrol"
Hello Kitty sticker spotted in Pilsen, Chicago
Hello Kitty sticker spotted in Pilsen, Chicago
May 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"Chinga la Migra / Fuck the Border Patrol"
Hello Kitty sticker spotted in Pilsen, Chicago
Hello Kitty sticker spotted in Pilsen, Chicago
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Anti-nazi sticker spotted in a bin in Danville, Pennsylvania
May 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Anti-nazi sticker spotted in a bin in Danville, Pennsylvania
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This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
I know your goal is to try to make life as hard as possible for immigrants.
May 9, 2025 at 2:15 PM
This is the right approach — speak to them as you would an especially stupid child, spell out their crimes and your contempt clearly.
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ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered
May 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
ok now we got entering *and* leaving the room all covered