Swiss Pauli
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October 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Bill Shakespeare has joined Antifa!
For God’s sake let us sit upon the ground
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
And tell sad stories of the death of kings
October 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Bill Shakespeare has joined Antifa!
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Wank Off Ed Sheeran In A Premier Inn It's 9:00AM
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Wank Off Ed Sheeran In A Premier Inn It's 9:00AM
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🚨⚒️ El Hadji Malick Diouf to West Ham, here we go! Deal agreed to bring in the left back from Slavia Prague. Transfer fee will be €22m plus add-ons after #WHUFC improved their bid. Player has been authorized to travel for medical, as @Santi_J_FM reports.
July 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
🚨⚒️ El Hadji Malick Diouf to West Ham, here we go! Deal agreed to bring in the left back from Slavia Prague. Transfer fee will be €22m plus add-ons after #WHUFC improved their bid. Player has been authorized to travel for medical, as @Santi_J_FM reports.
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From one fab food weekend to the next! 🍕
This Fri 11th & Sat 12th we’re buzzing to welcome Sarv's Slice to our beer garden. Neapolitan pizza slices, their way — incredibly fresh and incredibly full of flavour. 🤌
👀 Indie food trader? DM us – we’ve still got summer slots!
This Fri 11th & Sat 12th we’re buzzing to welcome Sarv's Slice to our beer garden. Neapolitan pizza slices, their way — incredibly fresh and incredibly full of flavour. 🤌
👀 Indie food trader? DM us – we’ve still got summer slots!
July 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
From one fab food weekend to the next! 🍕
This Fri 11th & Sat 12th we’re buzzing to welcome Sarv's Slice to our beer garden. Neapolitan pizza slices, their way — incredibly fresh and incredibly full of flavour. 🤌
👀 Indie food trader? DM us – we’ve still got summer slots!
This Fri 11th & Sat 12th we’re buzzing to welcome Sarv's Slice to our beer garden. Neapolitan pizza slices, their way — incredibly fresh and incredibly full of flavour. 🤌
👀 Indie food trader? DM us – we’ve still got summer slots!
Pay the clause, Daniel
🚨⚪️ Tottenham have genuine interest in Mohammed Kudus and he’s high on the list for this summer, as @Matt_Law_DT reports. Initial contacts took place with his new agents while there are more clubs also involved. Kudus, open to Spurs talks. 🇬🇭
June 30, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Pay the clause, Daniel
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Most aggressive offside tactics as per number of offsides provoked per 90' out-of-possession (ball in-play), big-5⃣
🥇 #Barcelona 🇪🇸 22.2 ❗️
🥈 #BVB 🇩🇪 9.9
🥉 #OM 🇫🇷 9.7
#PSG 🇫🇷 #Eintracht 🇩🇪 #LFC 🏴 #ValenciaCF 🇪🇸 #Parma 🇮🇹 #AVFC 🏴 #VfB 🇩🇪
CIES Football Observatory & #Impect 🙌
🥇 #Barcelona 🇪🇸 22.2 ❗️
🥈 #BVB 🇩🇪 9.9
🥉 #OM 🇫🇷 9.7
#PSG 🇫🇷 #Eintracht 🇩🇪 #LFC 🏴 #ValenciaCF 🇪🇸 #Parma 🇮🇹 #AVFC 🏴 #VfB 🇩🇪
CIES Football Observatory & #Impect 🙌
May 24, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Most aggressive offside tactics as per number of offsides provoked per 90' out-of-possession (ball in-play), big-5⃣
🥇 #Barcelona 🇪🇸 22.2 ❗️
🥈 #BVB 🇩🇪 9.9
🥉 #OM 🇫🇷 9.7
#PSG 🇫🇷 #Eintracht 🇩🇪 #LFC 🏴 #ValenciaCF 🇪🇸 #Parma 🇮🇹 #AVFC 🏴 #VfB 🇩🇪
CIES Football Observatory & #Impect 🙌
🥇 #Barcelona 🇪🇸 22.2 ❗️
🥈 #BVB 🇩🇪 9.9
🥉 #OM 🇫🇷 9.7
#PSG 🇫🇷 #Eintracht 🇩🇪 #LFC 🏴 #ValenciaCF 🇪🇸 #Parma 🇮🇹 #AVFC 🏴 #VfB 🇩🇪
CIES Football Observatory & #Impect 🙌
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Glasgow
The City Of Romance
The City Of Romance
May 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Glasgow
The City Of Romance
The City Of Romance
Dan Levy should ignore everything below and continue to listen to Fabio Paritici
What do Tottenham need most to fix their team this summer? Digging into different profiles for:
• Passing midfielders
• Defensive midfielders
• Dribbly wingers
• All-around center backs
www.thetransferflow.com/p/the-totten...
• Passing midfielders
• Defensive midfielders
• Dribbly wingers
• All-around center backs
www.thetransferflow.com/p/the-totten...
The Tottenham Hotspur Rebuild, Part 2
Evaluating different midfield, winger, and center back profiles.
www.thetransferflow.com
May 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Dan Levy should ignore everything below and continue to listen to Fabio Paritici
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Monty Don Wants To Nuzzle Your Petunias. It's 8:00AM
May 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Monty Don Wants To Nuzzle Your Petunias. It's 8:00AM
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I've signed this.
Who fancies pissing Farage right off? Here's how...
Simply sign this petition
By Thursday the 8th, we must have 10,000 signatures
It's going to be touch and go
If rejoining is important to you and you haven't signed PLEASE sign, please share!
bit.ly/4eq3c17
Simply sign this petition
By Thursday the 8th, we must have 10,000 signatures
It's going to be touch and go
If rejoining is important to you and you haven't signed PLEASE sign, please share!
bit.ly/4eq3c17
Petition: Commission a public inquiry into the impact of the UK exiting the European Union
Given that it has stated its aim of growing the UK economy, we think the Government needs to quantify the effects of exiting the European Union as soon as possible by setting up an inquiry.
bit.ly
May 4, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I've signed this.
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‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
SACRAMENTO, CA—Believing that he was establishing a firm line between who he was as a person and what he did for a living, local man Jordan Wheeler, an employee of Creighton Industries who will ultima...
theonion.com
April 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
‘My Work Doesn’t Define Me,’ Says Man Who Will Spend 90,000 Hours Of Lifetime At Office
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RIP The Pope, who has croaked
Great news to hear the Pope is out of the woods.
Although it's not the woods where his lot are most dangerous to kids, it's the vestry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSyv...
Although it's not the woods where his lot are most dangerous to kids, it's the vestry.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSyv...
Kunt and the Gang - Is The Pope Gonna Croak? (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by KuntGangVEVO
www.youtube.com
April 21, 2025 at 8:30 AM
RIP The Pope, who has croaked
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From this day in 2021.
April 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
From this day in 2021.
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Orgasm So Hard Your Bones Turn To Dust It's 4:00AM
April 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Orgasm So Hard Your Bones Turn To Dust It's 4:00AM
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Prince Andrew's Prince Albert In His Tiny Reptilian Nonce Cock It's 9:00AM
March 29, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Prince Andrew's Prince Albert In His Tiny Reptilian Nonce Cock It's 9:00AM
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You think the arbitrary arrest of political dissenters cannot happen in the UK? It already does. www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
Quakers condemn police raid on Westminster Meeting House
Police broke into a Quaker Meeting House last night (27 March) and arrested six young people holding a meeting over concerns for the climate and Gaza.
www.quaker.org.uk
March 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
You think the arbitrary arrest of political dissenters cannot happen in the UK? It already does. www.quaker.org.uk/news-and-eve...
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Outside of the bottom three clubs (that were destined for relegation from day one) West Ham have probably been the second worst team in the Premier League this season.
And much of that is down to their transfers activity in the last five years.
And much of that is down to their transfers activity in the last five years.
Why West Ham are falling behind smaller, smarter clubs in the Premier League
The Hammers have been one of the worst teams in the English top-flight this season and a look at their transfer business in the last five years explains why.
open.substack.com
March 19, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Outside of the bottom three clubs (that were destined for relegation from day one) West Ham have probably been the second worst team in the Premier League this season.
And much of that is down to their transfers activity in the last five years.
And much of that is down to their transfers activity in the last five years.
First cut flowers of the season, filling the room with their vibrant colour and fragrance 🌼 🌱
March 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
First cut flowers of the season, filling the room with their vibrant colour and fragrance 🌼 🌱
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Ordering Tempura But It's All Deep-Fried Cocks It's 4:00PM
March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Ordering Tempura But It's All Deep-Fried Cocks It's 4:00PM
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Monet's Thames Water Lillies
March 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Monet's Thames Water Lillies
The Ambassador's Reception
March 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Haha!
Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11415905
From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/popular/ #TheBondiverse
Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11415905
From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/popular/ #TheBondiverse
March 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Haha!
Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11415905
From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/popular/ #TheBondiverse
Artist: Ninj https://b3ta.com/board/11415905
From the 'The Bondiverse' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/thebondiverse/popular/ #TheBondiverse