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As a centrist, I think Donald Trump is bad, but the political and economic conditions that enabled him to become president twice are good
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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David Cross folks.
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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gavin newsom is mitt romney's tyler durden
August 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Friday TikTok thread go
August 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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As someone who handles parsley and cilantro at work, this arrangement triggers me
Welcome to Martin’s, home of the parsley or cilantro bin. Which one is it? Don’t worry, it’s labeled parsley or cilantro.
July 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Shooting our videos is a little bit different now.
July 8, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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For the new season of “A Man on the Inside” that will air in Nov. there is a brief news clip, and I had to write some fake ticker headlines, so I chose

President: ‘I don’t really know Musk that well’

Wrote it yesterday. Already irrelevant.
June 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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TikTok thread go
May 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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John Tyler became US president in 1841.

His youngest grandson just died this past weekend.

www.richmonder.org/harrison-ruf...
Harrison Ruffin Tyler, grandson of 10th U.S. president and longtime Richmonder, dies at 96
The Richmond resident, preservationist and chemical engineer, for whom William & Mary’s history department is named, also had the distinction of being the grandson of a man who became U.S. president i...
www.richmonder.org
May 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Who called it Car Talk and not Vehicular Man’s Laughter
May 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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The U.S. slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report — 24th — in part because Americans are eating alone more than ever.
Americans Are Unhappier Than Ever. Solo Dining May Be a Sign.
The United States slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report, in part because more Americans are eating alone. Once again, the Finns came out on top.
www.nytimes.com
March 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Today in 1842: Francisco López discovered that california was a non-binary state when he found gold in them/their hills

That joke is a perfect blend of history and wordplay—10/10,

Would mine for more.
March 8, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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did the doctor from arrested development write this
Pope Francis passed another peaceful night in hospital, "got up and had breakfast in his armchair", the Vatican said Thursday, the day after reporting a slight improvement in his condition.
https://u.afp.com/SotH
February 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Grimace but pronounced like Versace.
February 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Let’s take the fight to their fucking doorstep!*

*post memes about them on a website they don’t use
February 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Luka’s Erewhon smoothie is just going to be beer.
February 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Must-read story on how a private equity group cornered the fire truck market, doubling prices, causing massive delays and leaving departments across the county — including Los Angeles — without the resources needed to combat fires.
Did a Private Equity Fire Truck Roll-Up Worsen the L.A. Fires?
During the LA fires, dozens of fire trucks sat in the boneyard, waiting for repairs the city couldn't afford. Why? A private equity roll-up made replacing and repairing those trucks much pricier.
www.thebignewsletter.com
January 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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what do you think this person looks like based on these jeans and boots?

Answer is in the replies
January 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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*taps sign*
January 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Watching live news coverage of the Pacific Palisades fire and Steve Guttenburg appears out of the smoke to provide a PSA.
January 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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TikTok thread time
December 12, 2024 at 11:57 PM