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Don't get it twisted, comedy is legal again on bluesky
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I want this to be on record. There’s no such thing as fake tits. You either have naturals or bolt ons. They’re all real to me. Fake tits are in your imagination and you’re probably an anime nerd touch a natural or bolt on tittie brother. If you can put it in your mouth it’s real.
December 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I want this to be on record. There’s no such thing as fake tits. You either have naturals or bolt ons. They’re all real to me. Fake tits are in your imagination and you’re probably an anime nerd touch a natural or bolt on tittie brother. If you can put it in your mouth it’s real.
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
December 31, 2024 at 10:44 PM
very sternly asked to leave before my hoarder uncle's intervention even starts after walking into his house and shouting Whoooa I bet all this stuff is gonna be worth a fortune someday
What the fuck is a leftist
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What the fuck is a leftist
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It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
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Dork Cheney. Nuff said
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Dork Cheney. Nuff said
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i think tattoos are cool but i would never get one because it might make me easier to identify in a manhunt
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i think tattoos are cool but i would never get one because it might make me easier to identify in a manhunt
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It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”
April 23, 2024 at 5:28 AM
It’s really funny that The Art of War is treated as this like alpha male book when it’s clearly meant to be read by ancient Chinese failsons because it’s all “please don’t forget you have to feed your troops” and “if someone asks if you’re going to attack them consider lying about it”
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Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965
- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
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- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
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October 7, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Bari Weiss, CBS News, 1965
- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...
- New art in @jewishcurrents.bsky.social
jewishcurrents.org/bari-weiss-c...
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yimby this, nimby that. i don’t really care what guys with backyards have to say
September 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
yimby this, nimby that. i don’t really care what guys with backyards have to say
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areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
May 16, 2025 at 2:14 AM
areadoug777: My wife likes the house so hot. I turn the thermostat down to like 65, and then my wife turns it up to 70. Joke’s on her. I wanted it at 70 the whole time lol. It’s all about how you play the game, fellas
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
Jacques0: en france, we do not have this idea. this échecs de femme… uh wifechess
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Every Bild journalist belongs at the Hague
August 11, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Every Bild journalist belongs at the Hague
It seems to me like Now Toronto might have skin in the game...
Drake’s latest release with Central Cee is reigniting excitement among fans, with some calling it the start of a powerful comeback. #Drake #CentralCee
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‘Preparing for one of the greatest comebacks,’ Fans hype Drake’s new track with Central Cee - NOW Toronto
Drake’s latest release with Central Cee is reigniting excitement among fans, with some calling it the start of a powerful comeback.
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July 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It seems to me like Now Toronto might have skin in the game...
What I think the beetle I rescued from my glass of water will do vs what it actually does
July 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
What I think the beetle I rescued from my glass of water will do vs what it actually does
It's called the Discover page because the thousands of gay thirst traps make you discover something about yourself.
July 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
It's called the Discover page because the thousands of gay thirst traps make you discover something about yourself.
You think that this kind of Obama posting his year end playlist shit doesn't work on you anymore and then you see this...
Lmao at EL-P being genuinely humbled and a proud New Yorker vs Killer Mike's debate me I love being a landlord shtick
Lmao at EL-P being genuinely humbled and a proud New Yorker vs Killer Mike's debate me I love being a landlord shtick
July 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
You think that this kind of Obama posting his year end playlist shit doesn't work on you anymore and then you see this...
Lmao at EL-P being genuinely humbled and a proud New Yorker vs Killer Mike's debate me I love being a landlord shtick
Lmao at EL-P being genuinely humbled and a proud New Yorker vs Killer Mike's debate me I love being a landlord shtick
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Do you know that thing you care about? It’s a distraction. Do you know the things I care about? Those are real
June 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Do you know that thing you care about? It’s a distraction. Do you know the things I care about? Those are real
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FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
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ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
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FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
May 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
🎵
FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
SOME ITALIAN MAIN COURSES
ARE THE ONES WITH RED SAUCES
🎵
FILLING BOLOGNESE, HUH?