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Allotment & festival lover, always muddy. Proud to be a woke leftie socialist. No DMs please, not up for private chats.
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Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
February 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Word of the Day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet individual whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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“He’s behind me, isn’t he.”
“Yep.”
“Is he making that stupid face?”
“Yep.”
“Yep.”
“Is he making that stupid face?”
“Yep.”
January 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
“He’s behind me, isn’t he.”
“Yep.”
“Is he making that stupid face?”
“Yep.”
“Yep.”
“Is he making that stupid face?”
“Yep.”
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Obvious yet somehow disappointing to read.
December 27, 2024 at 8:45 AM
Obvious yet somehow disappointing to read.
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This story from Douglas Adams has been going around for years but it remains one of my favourites on all the internets.
December 23, 2024 at 6:20 PM
This story from Douglas Adams has been going around for years but it remains one of my favourites on all the internets.
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I've been using chopsticks all wrong
December 23, 2024 at 9:29 AM
I've been using chopsticks all wrong
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It's called crossfit because you're really mad that you're doing it
December 20, 2024 at 4:02 PM
It's called crossfit because you're really mad that you're doing it
Red sky at night, Burnley's alight
December 20, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Red sky at night, Burnley's alight
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Dear World,
Long term, what are you going to do to stop the richest man in the world from buying up all your governments one by one? Seems like kind of a big problem?
Long term, what are you going to do to stop the richest man in the world from buying up all your governments one by one? Seems like kind of a big problem?
December 20, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Dear World,
Long term, what are you going to do to stop the richest man in the world from buying up all your governments one by one? Seems like kind of a big problem?
Long term, what are you going to do to stop the richest man in the world from buying up all your governments one by one? Seems like kind of a big problem?
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What the fuck is going on with flavoured peanuts? Salt and vinegar? No. That's a crisp flavour. I nearly gagged in the supermarket today when I saw pigs in blankets flavoured peanuts. This needs to stop immediately.
December 13, 2024 at 7:55 PM
What the fuck is going on with flavoured peanuts? Salt and vinegar? No. That's a crisp flavour. I nearly gagged in the supermarket today when I saw pigs in blankets flavoured peanuts. This needs to stop immediately.
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Has Lee Anderson won the Battle of the Somme yet? He’s cutting it a bit fine; he’s got the D-Day landings on Friday.
December 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Has Lee Anderson won the Battle of the Somme yet? He’s cutting it a bit fine; he’s got the D-Day landings on Friday.
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I am over this shit pa rum pum pum pum
December 8, 2024 at 1:35 PM
I am over this shit pa rum pum pum pum
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People often get barter and haggle mixed up. Barter is an exchange of goods or services for other goods or services, whereas haggle is a group of geese.
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
People often get barter and haggle mixed up. Barter is an exchange of goods or services for other goods or services, whereas haggle is a group of geese.
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giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable
me: that won't be necessary
me: that won't be necessary
December 9, 2024 at 12:28 PM
giant sized bag of candy: i'm resealable
me: that won't be necessary
me: that won't be necessary
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One day you'll go into a place like McDonald's and be like, "I'll take 2 new knees, a new butthole and a side of new eyes."
December 9, 2024 at 12:29 PM
One day you'll go into a place like McDonald's and be like, "I'll take 2 new knees, a new butthole and a side of new eyes."
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I can’t beliamh the spelling of some of those Irish names.
December 8, 2024 at 2:12 PM
I can’t beliamh the spelling of some of those Irish names.
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What did EU membership do for the UK anyway?!
November 22, 2024 at 12:13 AM
What did EU membership do for the UK anyway?!
Stripper name - PJ Bottoms
December 8, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Stripper name - PJ Bottoms
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Don't You Want Me Now Dave?
The Human League of Gentleman
The Human League of Gentleman
December 5, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Don't You Want Me Now Dave?
The Human League of Gentleman
The Human League of Gentleman
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How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
December 3, 2024 at 8:06 PM
How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains
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I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
December 4, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I recently started trying to keep plants alive and I didn't realize that eventually I'd have to punish the plants by hacking off the parts that were growing too well. What kind of sick hobby is this
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I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
December 2, 2024 at 1:37 PM
I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.
My slippers are making me get electric shocks from touching things when I'm wearing them, not very relaxing, would not recommend 3/10
November 30, 2024 at 3:50 PM
My slippers are making me get electric shocks from touching things when I'm wearing them, not very relaxing, would not recommend 3/10