John Realman
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John Realman
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I am, indeed, a Realman. Just ask my wife, Jane Realwoman!
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The one thing I do appreciate about the US is that no other culture I have ever encountered would produce a folksong where the devil challenges a kid to a duel in an obvious morality play about hubris and then the kid just absolutely kicks his ass and wins the fiddle

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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“the party being led by jeffrey epsteins best friend wants to repeatedly examine your childs genitals” is a true statement
July 23, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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i have really come to believe that this — treating the public like its too stupid to understand anything complex — is one of our big problems.
Savvy operative types in DC truly believed then and believe now that average Americans are too dumb to understand how government works or why it exists. Educating and defending the Corporation for Public Broadcasting—with its profound impact on people for negligible taxpayer cost—was a layup.
July 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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girl full offense but if you are seeing anyone's genitals in the bathroom at any point you have fucked up. i've spent 30 years using women's restrooms and i have never in my life seen anyone's junk except my own
July 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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the original Mobile Suit Gundam 0079 captures the terror and pathos of a young boy thrust into war forced to command a killing machine and the horror that a child is war’s ultimate practitioner
Everyone always asks where to start with getting into Gundam as if the answer isn't to just watch the series in order

Like they're actually asking "how do I start without watching anything old"

THE ORIGINAL MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM HAS AGED GREAT JUST GO WATCH IT
July 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants
June 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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I truly believe we will look back at this attitude as *the* sickness of our political era.

It is an extremely basic fact, and has been for decades, that the vast majority of political violence in the US is committed by the right! You cannot solve a problem if you refuse to identify it.
June 17, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Good doggie
June 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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assassinations, handcuffing a senator at press conference, marines detaining a civilian, and a military parade for the president’s birthday. rough week for democracy.
Governor Waltz has now confirmed that Hortman and her husband were killed in the attack.
June 14, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Zaslav, business wizard, is undoing a merger because he's so incompetent.
So....basically just Warner Bros and Discovery spitting up
June 9, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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June 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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it really doesn’t matter if someone is in america illegally or not. who cares, grow up
June 8, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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On Sunday, my friend, Jonathan Joss was murdered and it took me a minute to find the words...

Like so many of our lives, Jonathan's existed at the powerful intersections of Indigeneity, queerness, visibility, and vulnerability. He was fierce, funny, flawed, and real in every way that mattered.
June 3, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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one of the most insane normalized aspects of our political climate is politicians going after their own constituents in the name of anti-wokeness. what are we doing here
May 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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May 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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They're talking about "water based" cooking now. Cooking things in water instead of oils. It's soup. They're making soup.
May 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Tesla now accepts Cybertruck trade-ins, and the official resale loss is $35k over just 6,000 miles.

I repeat: according to Tesla itself a Cybertruck loses $5.60 cents per mile, not counting the cost of electricity, tires, etc.

Unprecedented levels of flop!

www.torquenews.com/11826/tesla-...
Tesla Starts Accepting Cybertruck Trade-Ins – According to Tesla, a Cybertruck Loses $35,000 Over 6,000 Miles ($5.6 Per Mile)
Tesla has reversed its policy barring Cybertruck trade-ins. A Cybertruck owner says Tesla offered him $65,400 for his $100,00 truck with 6,200 miles. This means, according to Tesla, a Cybertruck loses...
www.torquenews.com
May 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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this guy is out here proudly being a eugenicist freak while people at mainstream and "respectable publications" make excuses for him or even muse about whether he has a "few good points"
RFK Jr talking about the need for doctors to know how to treat measles for those who are unvaccinated.

“Only very sick kids should die from measles.”

No. They shouldn’t. That was the point of the vaccine. We eradicated the virus so children didn’t die.

Sick & disabled kids are not expendable!
May 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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The reason why I cry listening to these old songs isn't because I want to return to the past.

It's through music that I get to bear witness to all my past selves. I can see the girl and woman I used to be. She doesn't know I'm there.

I know my future self is here, right now, watching these tears.
May 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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we need to talk about the pathological culture of hate that millions of americans raise their children in
Racism as a business model.
May 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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April 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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The bone organ from “The Goonies” was cooler than the Iron Throne from “Game of Thrones”, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
April 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
April 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Sinners is far and away the best Vampire movie I have seen. What's more I think it has the best sound design of any movie I've ever watched, period.

I can't recommend it enough.
April 20, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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casting jon bernthal to play a violent lunatic the first time must have felt like discovering the radioactive power of uranium
April 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM