surdfish
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Avatar: charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque ponders the universe in his tin coffee cup
Banner: two magpies visit the balcony in winter for walnuts
ALT TEXT is my love language
AI is my hate language
Avatar: charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque ponders the universe in his tin coffee cup
Banner: two magpies visit the balcony in winter for walnuts
ALT TEXT is my love language
AI is my hate language
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surdfish
@surdfish.bsky.social
· Aug 3
At least you have your hell.
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Black Kids - Obligatory Drugs
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October 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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I love being a displacer beast so much
September 25, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I love being a displacer beast so much
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Please don't jinx this, i just got here
April 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Please don't jinx this, i just got here
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Moots’n Doots’n boogie!
October 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Moots’n Doots’n boogie!
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I'm going as Smirch for Halloween this year. Hope no one makes fun of me
Be the smirch you want to see in the world.
October 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm going as Smirch for Halloween this year. Hope no one makes fun of me
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Oooo, fancy. My asshole thanks you.
October 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Oooo, fancy. My asshole thanks you.
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I wish I could have stated that I could finally fart with confidence.
My butthole told me otherwise.
My butthole told me otherwise.
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I wish I could have stated that I could finally fart with confidence.
My butthole told me otherwise.
My butthole told me otherwise.
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If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
October 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
If I really like you I’ll let you feel the dent in my head
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His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.
October 10, 2025 at 9:25 PM
His beard was like a temper tantrum. Her breath was better than her playlist. They made love in the Kohl’s parking lot.
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The killer won't be caught. We were all very tired and depressed. "I'm the killer! I killed them!" he eventually yelled. But none of us could even be bothered to get up off the couch and arrest him. Seeing our lethargy, the killer started to cry. He joined us on the couch. We watched Netflix.
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
The killer won't be caught. We were all very tired and depressed. "I'm the killer! I killed them!" he eventually yelled. But none of us could even be bothered to get up off the couch and arrest him. Seeing our lethargy, the killer started to cry. He joined us on the couch. We watched Netflix.
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me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
December 25, 2024 at 3:21 PM
me: omg goth bath bombs
santa: that’s charcoal
santa: that’s charcoal
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Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Has anyone checked on Costco? They haven't emailed me for nearly 40 minutes
Be the smirch you want to see in the world.
October 11, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Be the smirch you want to see in the world.
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I'm so glad my crew at work are a bunch of awesome people. I'm surrounded by a bunch humble good guys and it gives me life
October 11, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'm so glad my crew at work are a bunch of awesome people. I'm surrounded by a bunch humble good guys and it gives me life
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Enjoying Australian sunset a man called Glen said to me over his beer that I looked like princess di and me being emotionally fecund asked if I looked like a dead body and I’m sorry for ruining your beer that day Glen
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Enjoying Australian sunset a man called Glen said to me over his beer that I looked like princess di and me being emotionally fecund asked if I looked like a dead body and I’m sorry for ruining your beer that day Glen
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[cumming] oh no not again
October 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
[cumming] oh no not again
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"Tron Goes to White Castle" is the next big sequel.
October 11, 2025 at 9:47 AM
"Tron Goes to White Castle" is the next big sequel.
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y’all ever farting so loud at night that them thangs wake you up and then you get hit with the smell and it knocks you back out?
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
y’all ever farting so loud at night that them thangs wake you up and then you get hit with the smell and it knocks you back out?
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Younger me sure thought that a lot more bad people would get punched in the face
October 11, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Younger me sure thought that a lot more bad people would get punched in the face
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im working overtime to make sure
theres enough jokes for everyone
theres enough jokes for everyone
October 11, 2025 at 9:10 AM
im working overtime to make sure
theres enough jokes for everyone
theres enough jokes for everyone