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"A really punny guy. You should follow him." - Aristotle

I also curate themed playlists @tincanland.com. Adele once asked if I kept a catalogue so she could have them allllllllllll

#nanoinfluencer
#BillW
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Just got an email notice from me bridge club. From now on the dominant suit will be called wanker instead of Trump.
Because he's a fucking idiot?
February 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There's so many accusations of cheating being thrown around at the Olympics I figured Bellichek was there
my mom just said mexicans would dominate curling
February 15, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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The historic wooden escalators in the Sint-Annatunnel (St. Anna Pedestrian Tunnel) in Antwerp, Belgium
February 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Was a little tipsy walking home from the pub last night, slipped on a bit of ice, slid down a hill and across a frozen pond. Beat the Norwegian and got gold.
February 15, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I have a bi son and he only really likes crackers with a bit of cheese and maybe some sweet red pepper chili jelly.
February 15, 2026 at 4:35 PM
I teach a man to catfish every day.
You know, in reality we actually catfish ourselves every day.
February 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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Anthony Sapienza and his wife Julianne Sapienza face felony battery charges following a heated pickleball brawl, officials said.
Florida pickleball brawl involving up to 20 people results in paddles to the face and felony charges
Anthony Sapienza, 63, and his wife Julianne Sapienza, 51, were arrested after multiple people sustained injuries, including a 70-year-old man.
nbcnews.to
February 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
The antenna fire real bullets. #protected
February 14, 2026 at 7:38 PM
When Cupid tried to shoot me with his stupid little arrow I caught it in my teeth, spit it out, and decided to become a liar not a lover.
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
You don't get this clarity from the city of Powell River. Course clarity isn't really your friend if you a) don't know what you're doing and b) don't want people to see you don't know what you're doing.
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Waiting for my bus to warm up at the schoolyard this morning.
February 13, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Sweet
February 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Loved him in Bob Iver.
February 12, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Cripes. It's hard enough being a bi athlete in today's climate without bring this kind of negativity on yourselves.
THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS
February 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
How awkward. Right in the middle of his tribute show.
February 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I think NPR has ADHD. You can just watch, you know.
February 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
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Just saw someone post elsewhere that they're a big jazz fan. When asked who their favourite jazz artist is, they replied: 'I like loads but Boz Scaggs is up there'.
Boz.
Scaggs.
Wonder who their favourite avant-garde modernist painter is. Bob Ross?
February 11, 2026 at 3:06 PM
How do you know it's the same people?
February 11, 2026 at 4:05 PM
HOW BIG IS IT?
Oops, synapse misfire
When folks use the word uproar, I have to fight the urge to shout: is that anything like updog?
February 11, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Hello from snowy Newfoundland. Here’s what I’m up to this month and next. Stay warm out there and watch your back...
February 11, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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Native communities that faced centuries of displacement from colonization now face displacement from climate disasters. Last fall the Alaska Native village of Kipnuk was devastated by Typhoon Halong. The community is now voting on whether to relocate in the aftermath. www.knba.org/news/2026-02...
Kipnuk confronts hard choice on relocation after last year's devastating storm
The remnants of Typhoon Halong destroyed homes, contaminated water and left Kipnuk residents with a critical choice: rebuild in the same spot or move to higher ground?
www.knba.org
February 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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If you have to remake a movie, it should be a movie with a good core idea that stumbled the first time over a low budget or weak execution. In that sense the Darabont Mist isn't the worst possible choice but outside the cheap effects I don't know what needs re-doing really
February 10, 2026 at 7:29 PM
STOP THE PRESSES
OMG
HE HAS RISEN
February 10, 2026 at 8:01 PM