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My favorite color is green and my favorite shape is the humble rectangle. Thank you for visiting my page.
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One more lane, bro, trust me, just one more lane
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
My dog looks like she's posing for a presidential portrait
December 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
There could be 1000 stories about Epstein and the mayor of your home town were fucking kids together every day for a year and it wouldn't change anything. most people are mostly resigned to the fact that children are to be preyed on. It's a bummer to them but that's mostly it
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I guess maybe this is just for me but I think with the "ceasefire" in the genocide and the president and like 60% of the government and socialites being tied up in an obvious and prolific child sex trafficking ring we can really just disregard anyone granting legitimacy to the government at all
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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“I’m a centrist” - a right wing sympathizer

That’s how it works and life gets simpler once you understand it
December 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Tine Magazine at the grocery store today
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Sometimes the knowledge that we're all creatures barely having crawled out of the jungle who collectively deluded ourselves into thinking we are each an actual real wizard of oz and so cannot really be expected to do or say anything that makes a lick of sense settles on me like a thick dark night
December 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thinking about the time in like 2005 when another 5th grader mentioned it being James Earl ray day and asking him who that was and then just kind of being confused. I hadn't yet come to understand the latent capacity for cruelty that is so pervasive in the hearts of almost every american
December 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Speaking as someone who has been beat up and also someone who has beat someone up: I think I understand where pacifist or violence averse leftists come from; it doesn't feel good to hurt people and feels worse to get hurt. But also real life is violent, avoiding it isn't a virtue
December 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Finally. We can all agree that this Epstein guy was kind of a creep #sorrynotsorry
December 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It always seemed quaint to me, because it kind of is relative to ~*everything else*~ going on, but my experience as a cyclist in the United States has had a huge impact on my political trajectory over the last decade. This latest discourse surrounding speeding and traffic cams has me thinking:
December 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Thinking about this again for no reason at all
Insane but true fact: making US roads as safe as Canadian, Australian, or European roads would save more lives than eliminating murder from the US.
December 14, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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My most fundamental belief is that we do not have to live like this.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
When I was teaching high school I had this conversation a lot when students gleefully described driving like lunatics like it was cool or funny. They would roll their eyes when I showed them the data on car crash morbidity and then call me a narc for saying cars should only go as fast as you can run
An incredible thread of people losing their minds at the idea of enforcing speed limits 🧵
My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area.

(15 in Manhattan btw)
December 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Happy ACAB day to all who celebrate <3
December 13, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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I will never forgive RFK Jr. for what he’s done… never.

The layers of hell he has unleashed in many different areas — not just healthcare — over the past two decades have caused so much damage, it’s overwhelming.

He is one of the greatest villains of the 21st century.
December 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
One of my favorite things to get to do is shovel the block when it snows. Nobody asked me to do it and I actually only started doing it to spite my neighbor who shovels a crisp line exactly in front of her house. Now it just feels good to do something nice for my neighbors
November 30, 2025 at 1:58 PM
I can tell I'm getting more wise and mature as I grow older because I only chug day old room temp coffee on an empty stomach first thing in the morning like once a week instead of every day
November 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
On the one hand, the city of New York has suffered a great loss in the Funny Things To Happen in City Government department with the election of a competent and decent guy. On the other, this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?

Mamdani: I've spoken about --

Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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"A.I." is the tool of and the prevailing aesthetic of fascists leading to a world devoid of meaning or art.
October 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Collected some leaves while out disc golfing today and made them into a little collage and hung it in my bedroom. Surely water left over in the leaves/oxidation will fuck it up but it's really pretty for now
October 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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of the moral conundrums you will be presented with, as an adult, "stop buying these specific children's toys" is like. the easiest possible
It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.
October 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I think this is a very powerful position if you have the courage to take it. They aren't curious, they have no interest in nuance. Anything short of loudly supporting them in public will be read as commie antifa terrorism so you might as well forget the half measures and follow your heart
he's going to come after you either way, so you might as well act with integrity
October 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM