America's 1,000,000th Matt
@suetcube.bsky.social
20something guy in Greater Boston who enjoys various topics and activities
can't wait to learn why Victor Frankenstein is drinking so much milk in this movie
December 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
can't wait to learn why Victor Frankenstein is drinking so much milk in this movie
may have egged one too many nogs last night
December 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
may have egged one too many nogs last night
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i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
i didnt knew he was cool like that. wish there was an app where i could talk about this
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The biggest empty market basket parking lot ride yet!
December 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
The biggest empty market basket parking lot ride yet!
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Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
December 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Simply
Having
A wonderful
Having
A wonderful
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Merry Christmas
"Stop by with your hubby sometime and we'll have a Blizzard(tm)!" #snowmiser
December 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"Stop by with your hubby sometime and we'll have a Blizzard(tm)!" #snowmiser
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The temptation is to fete Snow Miser from “The Year Without. Santa Claus” as a gay icon for his slender Karl Lagerfeld silhouette. But Heat Miser is both a bitch and the kind of summer gay who will post Fire Island pics well into October.
December 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The temptation is to fete Snow Miser from “The Year Without. Santa Claus” as a gay icon for his slender Karl Lagerfeld silhouette. But Heat Miser is both a bitch and the kind of summer gay who will post Fire Island pics well into October.
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he's too much
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 PM
he's too much
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blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
blue states should create escrow accounts into which citizens pay their federal taxes but are withheld by the state until the federal government stops acting like its only obligated towards states that support the maga agenda
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by far the funniest use case for AI is “I use it for powerpoints because I hate making them and nobody looks at them” because it kinda sounds like the real workflow savings would be to stop making powerpoints
December 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
by far the funniest use case for AI is “I use it for powerpoints because I hate making them and nobody looks at them” because it kinda sounds like the real workflow savings would be to stop making powerpoints
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Canadian TV network bravely airs dissidents’ report on U.S. abuses after political commissar orders its suppression
Can confirm: Pulled 60 Minutes “Inside CECOT” segment on the El Salvador mega prison housing hundreds of Venezuelan deportees sent by the U.S. is on Global TV’s free app
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Canadian TV network bravely airs dissidents’ report on U.S. abuses after political commissar orders its suppression
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burgers are obsolete. burgers are just small containers for nutrition. Soylent is a much more flexible container for nutrition. anything that can be done by a burger can be done better by Soylent
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
burgers are obsolete. burgers are just small containers for nutrition. Soylent is a much more flexible container for nutrition. anything that can be done by a burger can be done better by Soylent
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nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
December 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
nice argument. unfortunately for you i have already portrayed you as the passed out and drooling sleeptime bear and me as the alert, confident and powerful throat cooler koala
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that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 AM
that WSJ article about wheelchairs at the airport obviously sucks shit but it points to another issue which is Americans are so thoroughly worked over by constant and omnipresent scams that they now see anything which benefits another person as merely a scam that they are not in on
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In a way this is historical, you can get a feel for what it was like to be in court during the last years of a king slowly going mad from mercury poisoning or syphilis - I imagine those people frequently got invited to an airing of the grievances
December 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
In a way this is historical, you can get a feel for what it was like to be in court during the last years of a king slowly going mad from mercury poisoning or syphilis - I imagine those people frequently got invited to an airing of the grievances
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Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
December 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Brioche the Doughmancer 🫓
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The School of HONK turned 10 this year, and we celebrated in so many ways:
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December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Everybody support School of Honk's fundraiser! www.gofundme.com/f/strutting-...
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i really really really like this image
December 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i really really really like this image
reminds me of my first job where my team of recent grads started trying to rewrite everything in python instead of just learning ruby
This tweet from Big Balls says the new “Tech Force” website is their first using the “America Design System.” Here are just a few reasons why that sucks. 🧵
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
reminds me of my first job where my team of recent grads started trying to rewrite everything in python instead of just learning ruby
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I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
December 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I hate that every week there's something stupid like an Everyone Has To Drink Pee Now Bill and the alert sounds to CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES THIS IS NOT A DRILL and you really wish you could just trust them to not go for the pee drinking bill
Folks with personal websites: what tech/hosting are people using these days? I have a static Jekyll site I host in GitHub Pages but I'm considering upgrading it into something more modern and customizable.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Folks with personal websites: what tech/hosting are people using these days? I have a static Jekyll site I host in GitHub Pages but I'm considering upgrading it into something more modern and customizable.