Shane
@studioshane.bsky.social
I am collecting beautiful [object Object]s
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as one does
I recently added “contingent cannibalism” to my set of euphemisms about people eating people for various reasons under various situations.
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
as one does
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There's no such thing as an emergency podcast
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
There's no such thing as an emergency podcast
I usually have a sob at some point during a regular episode of @heavyweight.bsky.social, so that comes with a warning up top?
I’m preparing for a full on ugly cry
I’m preparing for a full on ugly cry
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I usually have a sob at some point during a regular episode of @heavyweight.bsky.social, so that comes with a warning up top?
I’m preparing for a full on ugly cry
I’m preparing for a full on ugly cry
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
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Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Every year we get closer to this happening on the news
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good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
November 5, 2025 at 2:21 PM
good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
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Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hello kids. Great costumes. You can have boring regular candy or, in exchange for a small fee, you can invest in something I'm calling Candy Premium, an AI-enabled solution that
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Geordi La Forge can see all your farts
October 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Geordi La Forge can see all your farts
Don’t get me wrong I love Stephen Colbert, but I really did miss Stephen Colbert.
September 19, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Don’t get me wrong I love Stephen Colbert, but I really did miss Stephen Colbert.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
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No.
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
The real scientific insights from Bryan Johnson’s immortality quest
Tech millionaire turned longevity pioneer Bryan Johnson devotes more than 6 hours a day to trialling different methods to turn back the clock. Can the rest of us learn anything from his radical approach?
www.newscientist.com
September 17, 2025 at 3:41 PM
No.
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my love has got no money, he’s got his trumble leafs
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
my love has got no money, he’s got his trumble leafs
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Can't believe it's been thirteen years since Danny Dyer couldn't believe it had been eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers and it still freaked out his nut til that day, it still freaks my nut out to this day.
September 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Can't believe it's been thirteen years since Danny Dyer couldn't believe it had been eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers and it still freaked out his nut til that day, it still freaks my nut out to this day.
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Cannot get my head around yer man having a big book of birthday wishes where all his mates wrote "happy birthday kiddie fiddler heres to many more years of sex crimes ps i am also a pedo" like WHAT
September 9, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Cannot get my head around yer man having a big book of birthday wishes where all his mates wrote "happy birthday kiddie fiddler heres to many more years of sex crimes ps i am also a pedo" like WHAT
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This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
August 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.
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"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
August 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
"My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star!"
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yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
August 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
yeah I'll incorporate AI into my workflow. the workflow of my butt
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I've been thinking a lot about how I really hate the implication that AI skeptics are luddites because most of the AI skeptics I know are relatively tech savvy while the biggest AI champions I know can barely use email
Funny how when it comes to AI people are all "adapt or be left behind" but when it comes to remote work the same people insist that things must go back to how they were at all cost.
August 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I've been thinking a lot about how I really hate the implication that AI skeptics are luddites because most of the AI skeptics I know are relatively tech savvy while the biggest AI champions I know can barely use email