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Stompus Maximus
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UberGeek, Atheist, Nerd, Highlander, veteran, Husband to the wonderful @shortymcstompy, Roller Derby referee. Scottish when I want to be (which is quite often)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.

#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Alan right now #celebritytraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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🛸
September 29, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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🐞
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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If you could do me a favour if you have TikTok (especially if you’re LGBtQIA and/or a woman if you could go and watch this video there and click the share button and just copy the link. The algorithm isn’t pushing this out to people vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgnPcNd/
September 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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One of my main regrets in life was trying to smuggle tambourines through libraries using kangaroos.
September 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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I am thinking of going to the street food market, but I know if I go to the street food market, I will eat all the street food
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂
August 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Works with cats also
August 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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realistic Star Trek
August 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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If you leave this running, it’ll take 5 hours or more to loop round
The animations are by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk
📺 NEW THING 🎵
Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/
VTV 📺🎵 music video station
The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.
vole.wtf
August 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM