Stompus Maximus
@stompusmaximus.bsky.social
UberGeek, Atheist, Nerd, Highlander, veteran, Husband to the wonderful @shortymcstompy, Roller Derby referee. Scottish when I want to be (which is quite often)
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
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Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Guy Fawkes' signature before & after watching the final episode of Celebrity Traitors.
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
#celebritytraitors #thetraitors #traitors
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Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
November 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Picard: there ARE FOUR GUYS! FOUR
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Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
November 1, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Hate those clickbaity articles that are like “12 minutes to an amazing ass!” And it’s always just exercise, and never a google maps location.
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What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
October 23, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
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A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.
October 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
A Happy Back To The Future Day to all who celebrate.
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October 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
“What’s the charge? Eating a seal?”
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On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 AM
On National Poetry Day, the greatest poem I have ever read
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As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
As we’re celebrating Jim Henson, here’s lots of little Muppet doodles!
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I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
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If you could do me a favour if you have TikTok (especially if you’re LGBtQIA and/or a woman if you could go and watch this video there and click the share button and just copy the link. The algorithm isn’t pushing this out to people vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgnPcNd/
September 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
If you could do me a favour if you have TikTok (especially if you’re LGBtQIA and/or a woman if you could go and watch this video there and click the share button and just copy the link. The algorithm isn’t pushing this out to people vm.tiktok.com/ZNdgnPcNd/
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One of my main regrets in life was trying to smuggle tambourines through libraries using kangaroos.
September 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
One of my main regrets in life was trying to smuggle tambourines through libraries using kangaroos.
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY DOT GIF
September 8, 2025 at 1:57 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY DOT GIF
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I am thinking of going to the street food market, but I know if I go to the street food market, I will eat all the street food
September 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I am thinking of going to the street food market, but I know if I go to the street food market, I will eat all the street food
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Works with cats also
It’s comin’.
It is comin'.
FAST.
Get
To the rug—
The good rug—
NOW.
It is comin'.
FAST.
Get
To the rug—
The good rug—
NOW.
I Am a Dog. I Am About to Puke. Where Is the Good Rug?
Oh. Oh no. Something is… wrong. Very wrong. Oh, boy. Yeah. No. Nope. Not okay. Don’t get up, Mom. You’re so Comfy On the couch. I… got this...
buff.ly
August 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Works with cats also
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Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
August 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire, mind and senses purified
Freed from desire...
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If you leave this running, it’ll take 5 hours or more to loop round
The animations are by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk
The animations are by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk
📺 NEW THING 🎵
Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/
Brace yourselves for VTV, our music video TV station featuring HUNDREDS of odd/terrible novelty songs vole.wtf/vtv/
VTV 📺🎵 music video station
The weirdest and worst novelty songs ever created.
vole.wtf
August 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
If you leave this running, it’ll take 5 hours or more to loop round
The animations are by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk
The animations are by the amazing @happytoast.co.uk