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Stew Smith
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Sittin' on the corner of Dude and Catastrophe.
Such a low level of swearing is unacceptable. I'll have to try a lot fucking harder with this shit.
@stewbiedoo.bsky.social has swears! They've used 219 profanities in their last 1,933 posts.

🥇 "shit" (39 times)
🥈 "hell" (32 times)
🥉 "fucking" (24 times)
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@profanity.accountant what's the damage
November 30, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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a country that does not help miley cyrus feel it’s the right moment to celebrate the U.S. does not deserve Party in the USA.
FAILED FUCKING EMPIRE
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is easily one of the best Christmas movies ever made and I remain Big Mad that itremains buried under Netflix's slop algorithm.
November 29, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Larry Hama had his finger on the pulse of the last 50 years of American culture when he wrote that Cobra Commander started out as a used car salesman
November 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A tiny child can figure it out, an entire Federalist Society and most of the highly educated high priests of the U.S. Supreme Court need some time to figure out why 8 plus 8 equals eleventeen, actually
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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…reminded me of how aggressively the world tries to teach out of us, via policy, debate, and alleged “reality,” very basic and practically very helpful ideas and principles, and overcomplicates in many cases very simple answers
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I’ve posted about this before but I’m reminded of how when I asked my kid when he was iirc 3 if we should keep or give away a toy he really liked and played with to a poor family in the county and he immediately replied the latter and said “some kids don’t have toys, and I don’t like that”, and it…
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Let's not confuse the people giving the stupid orders with the people who have to deal with following them, who are often good and decent people.
November 28, 2025 at 3:04 AM
My in-laws still have a VHS player hooked up and the variety of tapes they still have is frankly kind of wild.
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

Van Halen
Queens of the Stone Age
Iron Maiden
B.B. King
DC Talk
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —

NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

Bowie *
Roger Waters
July Talk *
Metric *
Alice Phoebe Lou *

* multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This is why I prefer to cook everything because then I know exactly when we're gonna eat
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The Fountain.

I get why most people don't like it, consider it overwrought, etc.

But that movie pierced me in a way nothing has before or since. Seeing it alone in a theater on release on Thanksgiving night was honestly a spiritual experience the likes of which I'll likely never have again.
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Much like the show itself, my review of Stranger Things Season 5, Volume 1 is now live! Read before you watch ... or, you know, afterward, if you're binging all four episodes tonight. But definitely sometime before you go to bed! No big spoilers contained within.
'Stranger Things' Season 5 Vol. 1 Review: Netflix's Hit Sci-Fi Series Returns to Set Up an Explosive Ending
Stranger Things' final season starts strong, as the first four episodes kick off a thrilling endgame for the hit Netflix series.
collider.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Withnail and I is a Thanksgiving movie, I’ve decided. It’s cold and rainy but clearly not the dead of winter, they go to a relative’s house, they have an unwanted visitor, they cook a bird…
November 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I once got to talk with John Lithgow when he was coming through town to perform his one-man stage show. At the end of our time, he told me "Stewart, you really are a wonderful interviewer, I must say." I could have floated out of the newsroom after that.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM