stefanielaine
@stefanielaine.bsky.social
she/her. fat. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
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There are no words for what you all did this weekend. Promise we'll share some updates on the wishes and thank you notes so please follow us to see them. It's really beautiful and inspiring to be reminded that there are so many good people in this world! Thank you!!!
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There are no words for what you all did this weekend. Promise we'll share some updates on the wishes and thank you notes so please follow us to see them. It's really beautiful and inspiring to be reminded that there are so many good people in this world! Thank you!!!
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🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
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MARCHING BAND ON ICE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMGGGGGG (h/t to @stefanielaine.bsky.social)
@UND_Pride of The North marching band takes it to the ice for the first time ever! #UNDproud #FightingHawks #marchingband #collegehockey
TikTok video by U of North Dakota
www.tiktok.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
MARCHING BAND ON ICE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMGGGGGG (h/t to @stefanielaine.bsky.social)
Does anybody know/have a theory why drug companies advertise treatments for conditions that affect 0.003% of the population on major networks during football? Like I know capitalism causes weird shit but I’ll admit this one still puzzles me. It has to be so expensive!
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Does anybody know/have a theory why drug companies advertise treatments for conditions that affect 0.003% of the population on major networks during football? Like I know capitalism causes weird shit but I’ll admit this one still puzzles me. It has to be so expensive!
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
A thing I’m sure has been happening for 100 years but I never noticed: the Texas band’s “alert! something incredibly high stakes is happening!” music cue is a very dramatic version of “IIIIIIII’ve been working on the RAAAAAAILLLLLROOOOOOAAAAAAD”
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A thing I’m sure has been happening for 100 years but I never noticed: the Texas band’s “alert! something incredibly high stakes is happening!” music cue is a very dramatic version of “IIIIIIII’ve been working on the RAAAAAAILLLLLROOOOOOAAAAAAD”
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Omar El Akkad spoke after winning the 2025 National Book Award for nonfiction for “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” his book on the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He accepted the award at a gala in New York City this week.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Omar El Akkad spoke after winning the 2025 National Book Award for nonfiction for “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” his book on the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He accepted the award at a gala in New York City this week.
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The only thing more corny and humiliating than being in love is being horny. Unfortunately they are also two of the only things worth living for. Just another one of the many little fuck you's from God.
I would like to think there comes a time in your life
when fucking doesn’t matter anymore I said. It sounds
sad but it has to feel like a kind of clemency when it
ends right? Innocent at last of lust. Of baseness.
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when fucking doesn’t matter anymore I said. It sounds
sad but it has to feel like a kind of clemency when it
ends right? Innocent at last of lust. Of baseness.
orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The only thing more corny and humiliating than being in love is being horny. Unfortunately they are also two of the only things worth living for. Just another one of the many little fuck you's from God.
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3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
![Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!
[a picture of donald trump seated at the desk and mamdani standing beside in thevery gaudy oval office]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ttxxnn4i6efjj5ntpynaby3o/bafkreibl3xg6ykbr7evkdwax6ljzty5xzoksxm3jo5x7tvjwzmy3wt2ez4@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
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none of these words were in the bible
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
none of these words were in the bible
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
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This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
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to be clear I think it’s good when the good guys successfully manipulate the malevolent idiot king into doing marginally better things
November 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
to be clear I think it’s good when the good guys successfully manipulate the malevolent idiot king into doing marginally better things
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What is happening lmao
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What is happening lmao
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It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s fun to think about the surgeon who will botch your surgery 20 years from now and what he’s doing at this moment. He just ran all his homework through ChatGPT. He just read that article about vaccines and autism at the CDC website. He just watched an Instagram video about the moon landing hoax.
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Time to move past the neverending trial stage. Yes, basic income reduces homelessness.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Time to move past the neverending trial stage. Yes, basic income reduces homelessness.