stefanielaine
@stefanielaine.bsky.social
she/her. fat. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
November 25, 2024 at 6:17 PM
A reminder this Thanksgiving about the time in a Gawker chat with Anthony Bourdain that I asked him "What was the best way to stick your dick in the mashed potatoes?" & he answered w "I like to come at the potatoes with the whole three piece unit at the same time. Kind of drop them in all together."
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There are no words for what you all did this weekend. Promise we'll share some updates on the wishes and thank you notes so please follow us to see them. It's really beautiful and inspiring to be reminded that there are so many good people in this world! Thank you!!!
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
There are no words for what you all did this weekend. Promise we'll share some updates on the wishes and thank you notes so please follow us to see them. It's really beautiful and inspiring to be reminded that there are so many good people in this world! Thank you!!!
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🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
🎁🎁 $98,239 🎁🎁
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
It's a wrap! I am laughing & tearing up. $98K over a weekend directly to kids & young adults in ways of immeasurable, long-term impact. Thank you, sincerely, to those who donated, shared, made it a dang game, pooled resources or just plain made us smile 💙
@onesimplewish.bsky.social
Weirder to whom?
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Weirder to whom?
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MARCHING BAND ON ICE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMGGGGGG (h/t to @stefanielaine.bsky.social)
@UND_Pride of The North marching band takes it to the ice for the first time ever! #UNDproud #FightingHawks #marchingband #collegehockey
TikTok video by U of North Dakota
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November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
MARCHING BAND ON ICE THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER OMGGGGGG (h/t to @stefanielaine.bsky.social)
For sure BUT! Surely there’s a cheaper/more targeted way of informing a tiny amount of people about a drug for their very rare condition than blasting commercials to the random like 5-10% of Americans watching a college football game?? That’s the part that’s blowing my mind. The ads cost millions
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
For sure BUT! Surely there’s a cheaper/more targeted way of informing a tiny amount of people about a drug for their very rare condition than blasting commercials to the random like 5-10% of Americans watching a college football game?? That’s the part that’s blowing my mind. The ads cost millions
But HOW MANY PEOPLE. What’s the overlap between the 1 million people who have the disease and the 6 million people watching the game out of 350 million Americans?? It can’t be enough to offset the cost of running 12 commercials during a major game??
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
But HOW MANY PEOPLE. What’s the overlap between the 1 million people who have the disease and the 6 million people watching the game out of 350 million Americans?? It can’t be enough to offset the cost of running 12 commercials during a major game??
yes yes BUT HOW DOES THIS TURN INTO MONEY??? Surely everyone who has this super rare eye disease already knows what the treatment options are???
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
yes yes BUT HOW DOES THIS TURN INTO MONEY??? Surely everyone who has this super rare eye disease already knows what the treatment options are???
Does anybody know/have a theory why drug companies advertise treatments for conditions that affect 0.003% of the population on major networks during football? Like I know capitalism causes weird shit but I’ll admit this one still puzzles me. It has to be so expensive!
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Does anybody know/have a theory why drug companies advertise treatments for conditions that affect 0.003% of the population on major networks during football? Like I know capitalism causes weird shit but I’ll admit this one still puzzles me. It has to be so expensive!
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When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
When you’re crushing so hard you start dressing like them
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
Everybody go get your nails done by Alina 💅🏻
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Everybody go get your nails done by Alina 💅🏻
Also this is a good time to remind y’all about a wild experience I had as someone who didn’t become a CFB fan until my 20s: I was VERY confused the first time i watched a Minnesota game because I realized my high school had stolen Minnesota Rouser as our fight song. CHS OUR HATS OFF TO THEE
November 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Also this is a good time to remind y’all about a wild experience I had as someone who didn’t become a CFB fan until my 20s: I was VERY confused the first time i watched a Minnesota game because I realized my high school had stolen Minnesota Rouser as our fight song. CHS OUR HATS OFF TO THEE
OH GODDAMMIT OF COURSE (please elaborate!)
November 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
OH GODDAMMIT OF COURSE (please elaborate!)
A thing I’m sure has been happening for 100 years but I never noticed: the Texas band’s “alert! something incredibly high stakes is happening!” music cue is a very dramatic version of “IIIIIIII’ve been working on the RAAAAAAILLLLLROOOOOOAAAAAAD”
November 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A thing I’m sure has been happening for 100 years but I never noticed: the Texas band’s “alert! something incredibly high stakes is happening!” music cue is a very dramatic version of “IIIIIIII’ve been working on the RAAAAAAILLLLLROOOOOOAAAAAAD”
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Omar El Akkad spoke after winning the 2025 National Book Award for nonfiction for “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” his book on the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He accepted the award at a gala in New York City this week.
November 22, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Omar El Akkad spoke after winning the 2025 National Book Award for nonfiction for “One Day, Everyone Will Have Always Been Against This,” his book on the genocide of Palestinians in Gaza. He accepted the award at a gala in New York City this week.
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The only thing more corny and humiliating than being in love is being horny. Unfortunately they are also two of the only things worth living for. Just another one of the many little fuck you's from God.
I would like to think there comes a time in your life
when fucking doesn’t matter anymore I said. It sounds
sad but it has to feel like a kind of clemency when it
ends right? Innocent at last of lust. Of baseness.
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when fucking doesn’t matter anymore I said. It sounds
sad but it has to feel like a kind of clemency when it
ends right? Innocent at last of lust. Of baseness.
orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
The only thing more corny and humiliating than being in love is being horny. Unfortunately they are also two of the only things worth living for. Just another one of the many little fuck you's from God.
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3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
![Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!
[a picture of donald trump seated at the desk and mamdani standing beside in thevery gaudy oval office]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ttxxnn4i6efjj5ntpynaby3o/bafkreibl3xg6ykbr7evkdwax6ljzty5xzoksxm3jo5x7tvjwzmy3wt2ez4@jpeg)
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
3 minutes ago, old man's still riding the high, hasn't turned on fox news once
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none of these words were in the bible
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
none of these words were in the bible
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every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
every year someone does a study that’s like “we gave 100 homeless ppl money and their lives improved” and every year the government kills that guy
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"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"Trump is a fucking idiot who gets rolled by anyone who's nice to him" theory remains undefeated, putting someone like Mamdani in there is like having Randy Johnson sub in for a 5th grade Little League game
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if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
November 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
if i posted photos of someone like this my partner would be texting me with a link to the tweet accompanied solely with “?”
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci