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stefanielaine
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she/her. fat. fan of college football, breakfast, and beards. not accepting criticism from white men at this time.
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Everybody go get your nails done by Alina 💅🏻
A screenshot of a donation confirmation: “Wish 188701: UV nail lamp for Alina who is a budding nail technician.”
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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AHHHH THIS RULES www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr1Wdmdh/
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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ladies and gentlemen the Ohio University Alumni Marching Band #MACtion #MACtion #MACtion

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November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Is there anything worse than a “how do you do, fellow kids” work training
A screenshot of a workplace harassment training. A sketch-style photo of two women with the caption “But you know what it isn’t? Well it isn’t going to be us throwing a bunch of rules at you”
October 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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OMG WHEW IT’S DOLLY ❤️

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October 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Today in Late Stage Capitalism: Rotating a PDF is now a premium paid feature
A popup message within Adobe Reader listing features under the heading “why upgrade to Acrobat Pro?” The features include rotating a PDF, deleting or inserting pages, extracting pages into a new PDF, or splitting a PDF into multiple documents, many of which used to be free features
October 6, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Just the Phoenix FOX affiliate I guess! How does this happen??
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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what movie do you consider “perfect”
Logan Lucky (2017)
Logan Lucky (2017) Channing Tatum on the right, barefoot and sitting on a fence, sharing a meaningful look with Adam Driver on the left, wearing a Bob Seger t shirt and a prosthetic forearm Logan Lucky (2017). Dwight Yoakam on the right as a prison warden, angrily slamming Daniel Craig, dressed in a black and white striped prison uniform, against a wall
September 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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I originally had Arkansas/Memphis instead of UNLV/Miami but then Arkansas threw an interception the second I switched to it and if I’m clearly cursing a team I don’t hate, I switch them out, that’s my rule
Upper left: UNLV at Miami Ohio Upper right: SMU at TCU Lower left: Texas Tech at Utah Lower right: Syracuse at Clemson
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Okay so…this was two days ago
A screenshot of a Jezebel article dated September 8, 2025 (two days before his death) called “We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk”
September 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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If you don’t have a friend who knows nothing about football but enthusiastically supports your love of it and asks for updates, I cannot recommend it enough
screenshot of a google chat, all messages from the same person: Hi!!!! My noon game today was Fresno State at Oregon State and it was INSANE!!!! Oregon State’s snapper (the guy who throws the ball to the kicker) AND their backup snapper got injured and nobody has three snappers so it was complete chaos. Two different people said “fuck” into microphones during the game, one was the coach Fresno State is objectively a worse team than Oregon State but Oregon State just fucked up so consistently and so creatively that Fresno State had no choice but to beat them This is the second person who yelled fuck https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3ly76cj2blc2s that guy’s profile photo is hello kitty but hello kitty is not who yelled fuck
September 6, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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I just got a notification that a former coworker has a new job as an executive of “Healthcare Affordability” at Aetna which is kind of like getting a job in Drowning Survivability at the ocean
A heavily redacted screenshot from Linked In showing that a person started a new position as (position redacted) of Healthcare Affordability at Aetna, a CVS Health Company
August 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Saw the greatest hat in history today
A brown hat with the words MALE FRIENDSHIP embroidered in neon green letters
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Calliope just found out about birds and she’s having the best week of her LIFE
A very cute small white and tan and gray cat standing up on her hind legs to look out a window
June 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Hey thanks, Target Optical Gilbert Road
Texts dated 6/2/23, 6/2/24, and 6/2/25 reading “Hello, the Staff at Target Optical Gilbert Road would like to wish you a very happy birthday.”
June 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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smh smh smh
NYT connections purple category: Things that open like a clam: clam, compact, laptop, waffle iron
May 22, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A screenshot of a tiktok referring to yesterday’s NYT connections puzzle with the text: “How is a connections category “opens like a clam” and one of the answers is clam. of course a clam opens like a clam.”
May 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Last week my undergrad thesis advisor emailed me to let me know that an AI had made a podcast about my (published) thesis and it still freaks me the fuck out. Maybe it’s that?
A screenshot of an AI podcast about a journal article including a survey where the article’s author can choose whether they want the podcast to be public or private
May 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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@jacketdan.bsky.social My very dear friend who loves Warhammer and knows nothing about CFB except that Ohio State sucks has made this assertion and I would like your thoughts please!
A screenshot of text messages that includes a picture of some blue warhammer dudes with the text: “These are space marines. They're the Ohio State of 40k. Like, legally rules in the game get changed to give them advantages and the people who play them are always very smug.”
May 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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At Christmas when my nephew Dylan was 6ish he had eaten so many brownies that we finally cut him off. A few minutes later he walked into the kitchen carrying this note which he said was from his doctor. I said “wow I can’t believe you spelled medicine right” and he said “I didn’t, my doctor did”
In a little kid’s handwriting: “Note: Give Dylan brownie medicine”
May 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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“Phoenix is boring, Phoenix has no culture” yeah well explain our latest graffiti epidemic then
A construction site with PENIS MAN graffitied on it real big in spray paint A propane gas tank display with PENIS MAN graffitied on it kinda small in spray paint A toilet paper dispenser in a bar with PENIS MAN graffitied on it real big in spray paint A utility box with PENIS MAN graffitied on it kinda small in spray paint
May 4, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cory Booker is literally hitting us up for money TODAY, 5 hours after this
a fundraising text from Cory Booker
April 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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🤷🏻‍♀️
Wall Street Journal headline: US COVID-19 deaths in 2021 surpass 2020’s The Guardian headline: Biden says “Pandemic is over” despite US daily death toll in the hundreds
April 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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*screams*
A zoom in on Jorts’ crossed little feet ❤️
April 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Just a reminder in case anyone has forgotten that it’s been 1,964 days since Ohio State beat Michigan at football

@newap-georgia.bsky.social
Donation dedication reading 491 x 4 =1,964, the number of days since ohio state last beat michigan at football Donation receipt
April 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM