Stangle’s Kid
@stangleskid.bsky.social
“mostly ok”. 🇵🇸 eat the rich.
New otis just dropped
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
New otis just dropped
A funny thing about Mike is that Casino is his comfort movie so this morning I get to watch Joe Pesci beat the shit out of Don Rickles with a phone while I eat my eggs
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
A funny thing about Mike is that Casino is his comfort movie so this morning I get to watch Joe Pesci beat the shit out of Don Rickles with a phone while I eat my eggs
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Hi Sharks— I stand before you today asking for $750,000 for my revolutionary new product, which will disrupt the pet industry like never before:
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hi Sharks— I stand before you today asking for $750,000 for my revolutionary new product, which will disrupt the pet industry like never before:
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
Huge fan of this “broccoli stir fry” mix, no notes
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Huge fan of this “broccoli stir fry” mix, no notes
Phoebe doing me the favor of moving off my desk chair but making sure she does it in the most dramatic way possible, real toddler vibes
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Phoebe doing me the favor of moving off my desk chair but making sure she does it in the most dramatic way possible, real toddler vibes
Say what you want about Dick Cheney,
November 4, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Say what you want about Dick Cheney,
I always thought it was a little weird and gross that people used to attend public hangings but I just left Wal Mart which was an absolute ghost town thanks to SNAP cuts and I am now willing to pay top dollar for a front row seat to watch every single one of these motherfuckers swing
November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I always thought it was a little weird and gross that people used to attend public hangings but I just left Wal Mart which was an absolute ghost town thanks to SNAP cuts and I am now willing to pay top dollar for a front row seat to watch every single one of these motherfuckers swing
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suck it Canada, good luck with your garbage free healthcare and beautiful free country
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
suck it Canada, good luck with your garbage free healthcare and beautiful free country
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People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUE JAYS" or "GO DODGERS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO BLUE JAYS" or "GO DODGERS!" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"
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I just really hope both teams had fun
November 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I just really hope both teams had fun
Trying to get our porch spookified but someone is ruining the vibe
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Trying to get our porch spookified but someone is ruining the vibe
If your job posting says “Remote” but then at the very end you mention that it’s actually a hybrid position, I should be allowed to hit you seven (7) times with a tube sock full of batteries
October 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If your job posting says “Remote” but then at the very end you mention that it’s actually a hybrid position, I should be allowed to hit you seven (7) times with a tube sock full of batteries
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
If anyone was wondering if people in the suburbs of Phoenix are ok, the answer is no
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
If anyone was wondering if people in the suburbs of Phoenix are ok, the answer is no
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IC: So the directions to your house are a right here, then straight down Main for 2 blocks, and a left on Spruce?
Me: No, wait, that's not what I meant. I mean, I don't know where I live. Can I get a cup of water? It's very hot in here.
IC: The thermostat reads 72 degrees.
Me: No, wait, that's not what I meant. I mean, I don't know where I live. Can I get a cup of water? It's very hot in here.
IC: The thermostat reads 72 degrees.
Isaac Chotiner could ask me for directions and I’d immediately call my lawyer
New Interview: www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
IC: So the directions to your house are a right here, then straight down Main for 2 blocks, and a left on Spruce?
Me: No, wait, that's not what I meant. I mean, I don't know where I live. Can I get a cup of water? It's very hot in here.
IC: The thermostat reads 72 degrees.
Me: No, wait, that's not what I meant. I mean, I don't know where I live. Can I get a cup of water? It's very hot in here.
IC: The thermostat reads 72 degrees.
Isaac Chotiner could ask me for directions and I’d immediately call my lawyer
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Isaac Chotiner could ask me for directions and I’d immediately call my lawyer
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We should let him finish the ballroom and then seal him inside imo
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
We should let him finish the ballroom and then seal him inside imo
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Yes, plus tuna, beans, oil, and can openers. And stick some hygiene stuff in there if it’s allowed. Pads & tampons, etc. There’s a little one near me and I want to put together some of these cake kits too. Everyone deserves a cake once in a while.
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yes, plus tuna, beans, oil, and can openers. And stick some hygiene stuff in there if it’s allowed. Pads & tampons, etc. There’s a little one near me and I want to put together some of these cake kits too. Everyone deserves a cake once in a while.
Look what popped up on my lock screen 😩
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Look what popped up on my lock screen 😩
Trying to fight despair with action:
1) I found a small food bank near me and started a monthly donation
2) I’m going to my first neighborhood party in 2 weeks and I’m going to ask about setting up a mutual aid network
3) I’m going to the gun range this weekend to practice
Don’t give in. Fight.
1) I found a small food bank near me and started a monthly donation
2) I’m going to my first neighborhood party in 2 weeks and I’m going to ask about setting up a mutual aid network
3) I’m going to the gun range this weekend to practice
Don’t give in. Fight.
October 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Trying to fight despair with action:
1) I found a small food bank near me and started a monthly donation
2) I’m going to my first neighborhood party in 2 weeks and I’m going to ask about setting up a mutual aid network
3) I’m going to the gun range this weekend to practice
Don’t give in. Fight.
1) I found a small food bank near me and started a monthly donation
2) I’m going to my first neighborhood party in 2 weeks and I’m going to ask about setting up a mutual aid network
3) I’m going to the gun range this weekend to practice
Don’t give in. Fight.
I just crossed paths with the lady who lives in the super trump house in my neighborhood and she was absolutely gaga over Otis I wanted to be like HE ISN’T FOR YOU
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I just crossed paths with the lady who lives in the super trump house in my neighborhood and she was absolutely gaga over Otis I wanted to be like HE ISN’T FOR YOU