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Stangle’s Kid
@stangleskid.bsky.social
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“mostly ok”. 🇵🇸 eat the rich.
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New otis just dropped
Small white dog sitting on the floor wearing black socks and a black hoodie with the hood pulled up. He’s real pissed off about it. Small white dog sitting on the floor wearing black socks and a black hoodie with the hood pulled up. He’s real pissed off about it.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Lmao oh whoops
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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Went ahead and made this now just to save them some time
GOP logo with “technically, it’s ephebophilia” underneath
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Huge fan of this “broccoli stir fry” mix, no notes
Trump take vegetable
November 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Phoebe doing me the favor of moving off my desk chair but making sure she does it in the most dramatic way possible, real toddler vibes
November 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Trying to get our porch spookified but someone is ruining the vibe
A front porch. Two black shrouded figures with glowing red eyes sit in chairs, lit by a green light and surrounded by smoke. The window behind them has a big dumb cat sitting in it with an idiotic look on his face.
November 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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Me vibing and not worried about the haters
October 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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A couple of my favorite details (see ALT text)
The plot of his book “Broken Bombs” centers around “Islamic terrorists” targeting Phoenix for “a week of violent jihad,” because Phoenix is absolutely a top target for terrorism, it’s become a real problem and I’m glad someone is finally talking about it The cover of his book titled “Emancipation Expedition” has a tagline that reads “Where can you hide when the bad guys with guns are also with the FBI?” and I guarantee you Ron Lee Jones sees ZERO irony in that
October 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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And yes because I’m a team player I absolutely went to the website and it’s exactly what you think it is
Screenshot of a very basic website. The headline says “Official website of author Ron Lee Jones” because of course he has 3 names. There’s a picture of the cover of one of his books called BROKEN BOMBS, with likely AI-generated imagery of an “Islamic” terrorist and some sort of bomb made out of dynamite sticks like a Looney Toons cartoon. Photo of a doughy white man who would not last more than 30 seconds in any sort of emergency situation. He looks like he would wet his pants the second his WiFi went down. His bio reads “Ron Lee Jones is an Arizona native. He grew up in Mesa, a suburb of Phoenix, in a loving Christian home as the youngest of eight children. He learned at an early age to work hard and to love the outdoors, hunting, and fishing.” More of his bio being the least surprising thing you’ve ever read: “Ron also believes the United States Constitution was divinely inspired and that adherence to the Constitution will provide the greatest degree of liberty and safety for Americans. Ron is an attorney with a law firm in the Phoenix area. He and his wife have five children and fourteen grandchildren at last count.” I love that he just stopped counting grandchildren after he hit 14. It’s actually pretty relatable. What people are saying about Ron’s books, featuring a brilliantly insightful Amazon review from a man named Maury Jones: “One thing I really liked about Broken Bombs was that each chapter is kind of a small story in itself. Incidents wherein terrorist try to take over a mall or movie theater or or church or a city bus or accost someone on the street. So it is a part of the whole but a little story in itself. Very clean; no sex or bad language or "iffy" content.” I’m assuming “no iffy content” means no black people or women.
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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If anyone was wondering if people in the suburbs of Phoenix are ok, the answer is no
Picture of the tailgate of a silver F-150. There’s a giant sticker that says SECOND AMENDMENT FICTIO: Action novels about self-defense and the right to keep and bear arms
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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We’re so back baby
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Look what popped up on my lock screen 😩
A small black and white dog sitting on the back of a couch. Someone is holding up a phone next to him where the Lock Screen is a picture of him as a puppy. His black spots are much darker and his ears look huge compared to now.
October 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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But you’d trust him????
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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I just crossed paths with the lady who lives in the super trump house in my neighborhood and she was absolutely gaga over Otis I wanted to be like HE ISN’T FOR YOU
The demi lovato STAY AWAY FROM HER meme
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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“Hello, metaphor police? Yeah they’re getting way too fucking lazy with it, can you please do something”
A photo of the demolished wall of the White House (from the Washington Post)
October 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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October 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Feel better Armand!
October 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Let’s rumble big guy
October 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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This character was funny because no one thought a real human would be like this but here we are
October 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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🎶Nothing’s right I’m shorn 🎶
A small black and white dog sitting on the edge of a sofa. His fur is grown out making him look like a lamb and the lint trap from your dryer had a baby The same dog is now freshly groomed, looking dapper as fuck
October 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Someone do something with this
October 7, 2025 at 4:20 PM