Stangle’s Kid
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“mostly ok”. 🇵🇸 eat the rich.
That scene in harry potter where he’s forcing dumbledore to drink the poison except it’s me on day 3 of eating nothing but cake and cookies
December 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That scene in harry potter where he’s forcing dumbledore to drink the poison except it’s me on day 3 of eating nothing but cake and cookies
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i would like to trophy hunt the the liberty emu
September 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i would like to trophy hunt the the liberty emu
I got Lululemon leggings as a gift and I regret to inform everyone they are actually the best leggings I’ve ever worn :(
December 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I got Lululemon leggings as a gift and I regret to inform everyone they are actually the best leggings I’ve ever worn :(
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Dream team (unclear what the dream is)
December 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Dream team (unclear what the dream is)
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i miss when charlie kirk was alive and i didn't even have to know he had a wife
December 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
i miss when charlie kirk was alive and i didn't even have to know he had a wife
Whatever you do, don’t ask how they make this
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Whatever you do, don’t ask how they make this
Food: $500
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Food: $500
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Mortgage: $2,500
Utilities: $400
Gas: $200
Penis and testicles: $200,000
Someone please help me, etc etc
Was just told by team leaders that they are getting sent reports about how many of us are accessing ChatGPT, with the implication that we will get in trouble if we don’t use it. This world is a fucking nightmare.
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Was just told by team leaders that they are getting sent reports about how many of us are accessing ChatGPT, with the implication that we will get in trouble if we don’t use it. This world is a fucking nightmare.
Ok so I’m committing now to reading more books next year, but my biggest obstacle has been just finding ones I want to read. I’ll finish something then lose momentum because I don’t know where to go next. So this is an open call for recommendations! Parameters and examples to follow:
December 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ok so I’m committing now to reading more books next year, but my biggest obstacle has been just finding ones I want to read. I’ll finish something then lose momentum because I don’t know where to go next. So this is an open call for recommendations! Parameters and examples to follow:
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Time and again, we are presented with the same tableau: a 1lb roadrunner effortlessly subdues a 50lb coyote, blows him up with Acme explosive, pushes him off a cliff and catapults him into the next canyon, denounces him with “beep-beep,” and dispatches him with both moral and literal finality.
December 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Time and again, we are presented with the same tableau: a 1lb roadrunner effortlessly subdues a 50lb coyote, blows him up with Acme explosive, pushes him off a cliff and catapults him into the next canyon, denounces him with “beep-beep,” and dispatches him with both moral and literal finality.
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obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
December 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin
Applying to a new tranche of jobs today so I can hopefully get a bunch of rejections on Christmas Eve 🙌🏼
Damn companies must be cleaning out their inboxes before the holiday because I’ve gotten four job application rejections today and it’s only noon lol we’re having fun aren’t we folks
December 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Applying to a new tranche of jobs today so I can hopefully get a bunch of rejections on Christmas Eve 🙌🏼
I AM GOING TO THROW UP 😭
December 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I AM GOING TO THROW UP 😭
I love that none of us have probably thought about Paul Dano for years but the minute Tarantino opened his dumb mouth the whole world arose like vampires from a coffin to collectively say, hey fuck you
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
I love that none of us have probably thought about Paul Dano for years but the minute Tarantino opened his dumb mouth the whole world arose like vampires from a coffin to collectively say, hey fuck you
Had an absolute dumpster fire of a gig today that started off with one of the musicians being 15 minutes late because she got lost because she “doesn’t have GPS” (I watched her pull out her android afterwards)
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Had an absolute dumpster fire of a gig today that started off with one of the musicians being 15 minutes late because she got lost because she “doesn’t have GPS” (I watched her pull out her android afterwards)
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
Hell yeah AI, what else you got?
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Hell yeah AI, what else you got?
This is the only kind of message I want to get on Teams
December 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
This is the only kind of message I want to get on Teams
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the vomit hose guy and the execs from HBOMax who keep doing the dumbest shit should have their salaries swapped
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
the vomit hose guy and the execs from HBOMax who keep doing the dumbest shit should have their salaries swapped
I’m sorry for being ignorant about international law, but can someone please explain to me why extra judicially bombing a boat with no evidence once was ok but bombing it twice is like whoa now buddy, too far
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I’m sorry for being ignorant about international law, but can someone please explain to me why extra judicially bombing a boat with no evidence once was ok but bombing it twice is like whoa now buddy, too far
I discovered today that Interstate 17 begins and ends in Arizona which by DEFINITION makes it not an interstate and I’d like to know who to speak to about this???
November 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I discovered today that Interstate 17 begins and ends in Arizona which by DEFINITION makes it not an interstate and I’d like to know who to speak to about this???
It’s 36 degrees outside but somehow I’m the asshole for making sure he stays warm
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It’s 36 degrees outside but somehow I’m the asshole for making sure he stays warm