Stangle’s Kid
@stangleskid.bsky.social
“mostly ok”. 🇵🇸 eat the rich.
Gonna run for president on the platform that McDonald’s should serve breakfast until 11am but start serving fries at 10am
February 15, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Gonna run for president on the platform that McDonald’s should serve breakfast until 11am but start serving fries at 10am
What am I looking at
February 15, 2026 at 4:58 AM
What am I looking at
Spending Valentine’s Day taking Otis to the dog wash because he puked on himself in our bed last night 🥰
February 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Spending Valentine’s Day taking Otis to the dog wash because he puked on himself in our bed last night 🥰
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how your email finds me
March 2, 2024 at 8:51 PM
how your email finds me
Oh no my mother has asked me to rewatch the show with her and walk her through all the references, I’ve got work to do
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Oh no my mother has asked me to rewatch the show with her and walk her through all the references, I’ve got work to do
Me, a very white person who doesn’t speak Spanish getting ready to read all the analysis of the halftime show so I can fully appreciate it
February 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Me, a very white person who doesn’t speak Spanish getting ready to read all the analysis of the halftime show so I can fully appreciate it
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I spent the whole week thinking I was going to be rooting for Seattle over the vile Patriots because I had forgotten that the Seahawks have actually won a Super Bowl. So now I’m rooting for Robert Mueller and the rule of law.
February 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I spent the whole week thinking I was going to be rooting for Seattle over the vile Patriots because I had forgotten that the Seahawks have actually won a Super Bowl. So now I’m rooting for Robert Mueller and the rule of law.
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Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
February 7, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics
I’m at the pawn shop. I’m at the old-fashioned ice cream parlor. I’m at the combination pawn shop and old-fashioned ice cream parlor.
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’m at the pawn shop. I’m at the old-fashioned ice cream parlor. I’m at the combination pawn shop and old-fashioned ice cream parlor.
What are girl group chats for if not one person saying they need to take a shower but don’t want to and the rest of them enthusiastically hyping her up to get in the shower
February 6, 2026 at 4:44 PM
What are girl group chats for if not one person saying they need to take a shower but don’t want to and the rest of them enthusiastically hyping her up to get in the shower
So it turns out my anti-death penalty stance has a limit
February 4, 2026 at 5:15 PM
So it turns out my anti-death penalty stance has a limit
We could have universal healthcare, we could have free education, free childcare, housing for all, climate change mitigation, but nope instead we have a bunch of decrepit rich fucks hoarding all the wealth so they can go on pedophile vacations with each other
February 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
We could have universal healthcare, we could have free education, free childcare, housing for all, climate change mitigation, but nope instead we have a bunch of decrepit rich fucks hoarding all the wealth so they can go on pedophile vacations with each other
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Just shared this news with Mike because today I choose violence
February 2, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Just shared this news with Mike because today I choose violence
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Hear me out: Law & Order SVU but with muppets
January 28, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Hear me out: Law & Order SVU but with muppets
It must be so peaceful in there
January 28, 2026 at 1:07 AM
It must be so peaceful in there
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Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
January 27, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.
I’m making my way through Pride and Prejudice for the first time ever and it really is nice to have friends to discuss classic literature with
January 26, 2026 at 4:07 PM
I’m making my way through Pride and Prejudice for the first time ever and it really is nice to have friends to discuss classic literature with
Sir, we’ve lost r/massivecock
January 25, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Sir, we’ve lost r/massivecock
What is there to even say. Burn it all to ashes.
January 24, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What is there to even say. Burn it all to ashes.
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You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 PM
You can tell things are going well in America because accounts with names like MovieTVFunZone are posting things like, "THE PIGS ARE KIDNAPPING CHILDREN AND PRIESTS. THE TREE OF LIBERTY DEMANDS TO BE WATERED"
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I paid all of these agitators (it cost 9 trillion dollars)
January 24, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I paid all of these agitators (it cost 9 trillion dollars)
F1 getting nominated for best picture…did they just run out of movies or?
January 22, 2026 at 2:18 PM
F1 getting nominated for best picture…did they just run out of movies or?
Listen I know Teams is an application borne from the depths of hell from the mind of beelzebub himself, but he really popped off with the feature that tells you how many people are in the meeting before you join
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Listen I know Teams is an application borne from the depths of hell from the mind of beelzebub himself, but he really popped off with the feature that tells you how many people are in the meeting before you join