Mäther
@carlysintothat.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
Hi Sharks— I stand before you today asking for $750,000 for my revolutionary new product, which will disrupt the pet industry like never before:
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
November 14, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hi Sharks— I stand before you today asking for $750,000 for my revolutionary new product, which will disrupt the pet industry like never before:
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
meat-flavored vapes for dogs
In a household with pets, the mere act of dissembling and cleaning the mini-steamer after an Incident (Pearl, rug, #1) is enough to immediately trigger an additional steamer-requiring Incident (explosive diarrhea, same rug, perpetrator/victim unclear but signs point to Cashew)
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
In a household with pets, the mere act of dissembling and cleaning the mini-steamer after an Incident (Pearl, rug, #1) is enough to immediately trigger an additional steamer-requiring Incident (explosive diarrhea, same rug, perpetrator/victim unclear but signs point to Cashew)
stairwell fit check bc I look so cute today 💁♀️
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
stairwell fit check bc I look so cute today 💁♀️
Finally watching KPop Demon Hunters and I’m so frickin excited
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Finally watching KPop Demon Hunters and I’m so frickin excited
watching SVU and why is my name written inside a prison guard’s locker 😂
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
watching SVU and why is my name written inside a prison guard’s locker 😂
ok which of y’all was this
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
ok which of y’all was this
11 years since our first date 💘
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
11 years since our first date 💘
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
Last month: running along a highway, recently pregnant, starving and terrified😭
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Last month: running along a highway, recently pregnant, starving and terrified😭
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
Floridians when the overnight low is 36° (for one night)
a blurred image of a refrigerator with the words the office stan on it .
ALT: a blurred image of a refrigerator with the words the office stan on it .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Floridians when the overnight low is 36° (for one night)
if you’re in/near Orlando, FL and need dog or cat food, message me and my rescue may be able to help ❤️
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
Families on SNAP worry about not just feeding themselves but also their pets
With SNAP benefits going out late, nonprofits are begging for pet food donations to prevent desperate owners from surrendering their dogs and cats to animal shelters.
bit.ly
November 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
if you’re in/near Orlando, FL and need dog or cat food, message me and my rescue may be able to help ❤️
Makeup turned out good tonight 💅
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Makeup turned out good tonight 💅
Because I’m weak (and she’s so pathetic and cute) Pearl has conned her way into sleeping in our bed 🙃
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Because I’m weak (and she’s so pathetic and cute) Pearl has conned her way into sleeping in our bed 🙃
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
I’m still laughing about Tomi Lahren being like “don’t come RUNNING to our BEAUTIFUL RED STATES when SHARIA LAW FAILS YOU!!!!” like, okay girl! Anything to get your name back in the news for the first time since 2018, I guess
November 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m still laughing about Tomi Lahren being like “don’t come RUNNING to our BEAUTIFUL RED STATES when SHARIA LAW FAILS YOU!!!!” like, okay girl! Anything to get your name back in the news for the first time since 2018, I guess
Saw Black Phone 2 tonight and we both really enjoyed it! I loved the winter camp setting and the 70s vibe was immaculate. A very solid sequel to a movie I loved 😍
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Saw Black Phone 2 tonight and we both really enjoyed it! I loved the winter camp setting and the 70s vibe was immaculate. A very solid sequel to a movie I loved 😍
I can’t help but wonder if they’ve met My Personal Worst Helen 🥹
I feel like as a complement to the Internet's Worst Matts list, there needs to be an Internet's Worst Helens list. Like damn there are too many terrible Helens to keep track of, I never know which awful Helen is ranting about some crap
November 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I can’t help but wonder if they’ve met My Personal Worst Helen 🥹
The president is holding FOOD politically hostage from 40 million people and that one chick from Pretty Little Liars thought now would be a good time to launch…
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The president is holding FOOD politically hostage from 40 million people and that one chick from Pretty Little Liars thought now would be a good time to launch…
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
If this car dramatically slams on the brakes on my behalf one more time, I’m disabling the feature and flooring it into a wall to assert dominance. Every time it’s a huge overcorrection and today it almost caused someone to rear end me, because why am I coming to a COMPLETE stop in this situation??
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
If this car dramatically slams on the brakes on my behalf one more time, I’m disabling the feature and flooring it into a wall to assert dominance. Every time it’s a huge overcorrection and today it almost caused someone to rear end me, because why am I coming to a COMPLETE stop in this situation??
A week ago Pearly was too scared to jump onto the couch with us— now look at her 🥰 (she still tries to remain completely Flat while hopping up, but at least she’s doing it! Brave!!!)
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A week ago Pearly was too scared to jump onto the couch with us— now look at her 🥰 (she still tries to remain completely Flat while hopping up, but at least she’s doing it! Brave!!!)
How it feels to watch all of the good election news from Florida, which is (at the state level) beyond salvaging
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How it feels to watch all of the good election news from Florida, which is (at the state level) beyond salvaging
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A very brave girl enjoying a bite of scrambled egg this morning 🍳🥺
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A very brave girl enjoying a bite of scrambled egg this morning 🍳🥺
Reposted by Mäther
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
Went to bed at 8:30 again and have been wide awake since 2 🤪 don’t remember a time change ever fucking me up this badly before tbh
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Went to bed at 8:30 again and have been wide awake since 2 🤪 don’t remember a time change ever fucking me up this badly before tbh
I may never know peace again due to Facebook selling and/or leaking every single piece of my personal information over the past 17 years, but hey, $38 is $38!
November 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I may never know peace again due to Facebook selling and/or leaking every single piece of my personal information over the past 17 years, but hey, $38 is $38!
Scooped the Pearly Girly up into our bed this morning and she’s definitely a fan 🥺
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Scooped the Pearly Girly up into our bed this morning and she’s definitely a fan 🥺
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹