Mäther
@carlysintothat.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
Cashew wouldn’t allow me to go to the gym this morning, so she owes me the $12 missed class fee. Where can a weasel with 10 teeth get a job (other than ICE)??
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Cashew wouldn’t allow me to go to the gym this morning, so she owes me the $12 missed class fee. Where can a weasel with 10 teeth get a job (other than ICE)??
T-Pain mentioned in the NYT crossword 🥹🥹🥹
February 3, 2026 at 4:28 PM
T-Pain mentioned in the NYT crossword 🥹🥹🥹
Report: It Fuckin Chilly
February 2, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Report: It Fuckin Chilly
Who up being granted the serenity to accept the things they cannot change, the courage to change the things they can, and the wisdom to know the difference
January 29, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Who up being granted the serenity to accept the things they cannot change, the courage to change the things they can, and the wisdom to know the difference
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"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels
Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.
crimethinc.com
January 28, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
crimethinc.com/2026/01/27/t...
Cashie’s sweater is too big so it has become a one-shouldered top and then, ultimately, a skirt. Good morning 💙
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Cashie’s sweater is too big so it has become a one-shouldered top and then, ultimately, a skirt. Good morning 💙
36°/feels like 30° in central Florida 🥶🥶🥶 had to besweater the puppies lest they freeze during morning potty break!!
(I am very aware that it’s colder elsewhere, pls save your one-up energy for someone else)
(I am very aware that it’s colder elsewhere, pls save your one-up energy for someone else)
January 27, 2026 at 3:05 PM
36°/feels like 30° in central Florida 🥶🥶🥶 had to besweater the puppies lest they freeze during morning potty break!!
(I am very aware that it’s colder elsewhere, pls save your one-up energy for someone else)
(I am very aware that it’s colder elsewhere, pls save your one-up energy for someone else)
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Greg Bitchvino
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Greg Bitchvino
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SAYONARA BITCH
BREAKING Greg Bovino has been removed as Border Patrol "commander at large" and will return to El Centro Calif, where he is expected to retire soon. A stunning turnaround after Pretti killing. Bovino's traveling blue city crackdown is over www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Gregory Bovino Gets Demoted
The Border Patrol chief was the public face of a traveling immigration crackdown on cities governed by Democrats.
www.theatlantic.com
January 26, 2026 at 11:49 PM
SAYONARA BITCH
I’m young and vibrant with a rich social life
January 26, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I’m young and vibrant with a rich social life
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imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
January 26, 2026 at 3:36 AM
imgaine getting sent packing with your ass in your own two hands by some of the nicest people in the world and then showing up in a city that is famous for booing santa claus
Karoline Leavitt would be less full of shit if she was Human-Centipede-style sewn onto the back end of a colonic machine
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Karoline Leavitt would be less full of shit if she was Human-Centipede-style sewn onto the back end of a colonic machine
Some interesting points here, but have you considered: eating a giant bowl of diarrhea using only your face and mouth?
USA, why are you not getting everyone who is physically able over to Minneapolis?
Citizens of the USA are responsible for this. They are responsible for stopping this.
Get your goddamned shit together and start fighting back.
Oh, sorry I forgot. Football is on. 🙄
Citizens of the USA are responsible for this. They are responsible for stopping this.
Get your goddamned shit together and start fighting back.
Oh, sorry I forgot. Football is on. 🙄
January 26, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Some interesting points here, but have you considered: eating a giant bowl of diarrhea using only your face and mouth?
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someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
someone in a nail polish subreddit created a shade that matches the one in this photo and is selling it on etsy so she can afford to buy her boyfriend a bulletproof vest to wear while doing ICE watch at home depot. we live in hell but we are going to fucking win.
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Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
January 25, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Some safety tips for the big storm! Be safe, everybody.
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a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
January 25, 2026 at 5:37 AM
a skilled ER nurse with a deep sense of civic responsibility is exactly the kind of person you want carrying a firearm.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
every ICE employee should be barred from touching anything deadlier than a butter knife for the rest of their natural lives.
My rescue saved all three of these dogs this week ❤️
Wanda (had surgery for a suspected obstruction, but unfortunately something more complex may be going on)
Gouda (senior GSD with severe dental disease + arthritis)
Truffles (2yo beagle who was allowed to free-feed until she weighed over 50 lbs)
Wanda (had surgery for a suspected obstruction, but unfortunately something more complex may be going on)
Gouda (senior GSD with severe dental disease + arthritis)
Truffles (2yo beagle who was allowed to free-feed until she weighed over 50 lbs)
January 24, 2026 at 1:27 AM
My rescue saved all three of these dogs this week ❤️
Wanda (had surgery for a suspected obstruction, but unfortunately something more complex may be going on)
Gouda (senior GSD with severe dental disease + arthritis)
Truffles (2yo beagle who was allowed to free-feed until she weighed over 50 lbs)
Wanda (had surgery for a suspected obstruction, but unfortunately something more complex may be going on)
Gouda (senior GSD with severe dental disease + arthritis)
Truffles (2yo beagle who was allowed to free-feed until she weighed over 50 lbs)
Do you even know how dumb you look right now
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Do you even know how dumb you look right now
Crouton in her Snoopy hoodie 🥹
January 21, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Crouton in her Snoopy hoodie 🥹
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And so another day of destroying everything that millions of decent people worked on for the best part of a century so child rapist trump and the kid fuckers who follow him can act our their fantasies.
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
And so another day of destroying everything that millions of decent people worked on for the best part of a century so child rapist trump and the kid fuckers who follow him can act our their fantasies.
*jaw clenched tighter than should be physically possible* “I’m good, how are you?”
January 21, 2026 at 1:18 PM
*jaw clenched tighter than should be physically possible* “I’m good, how are you?”
Guess who’s back
Back again
Mary’s back and she’s truly outdone herself, I am actually laughing out loud so I don’t punch a hole in a wall
Threading the new screenshot below
Back again
Mary’s back and she’s truly outdone herself, I am actually laughing out loud so I don’t punch a hole in a wall
Threading the new screenshot below
My rescue recently had a post with abnormally high traffic, which is good in theory (exposure for the dogs) but bad in practice (bitchy comments from people who think a dog rescue’s page won’t tell them to fuck off).
Here’s hoping I can settle things back down by being a cunt to our new followers!
Here’s hoping I can settle things back down by being a cunt to our new followers!
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Guess who’s back
Back again
Mary’s back and she’s truly outdone herself, I am actually laughing out loud so I don’t punch a hole in a wall
Threading the new screenshot below
Back again
Mary’s back and she’s truly outdone herself, I am actually laughing out loud so I don’t punch a hole in a wall
Threading the new screenshot below
I hope tonight is the wettest blow-out diaper of a football game in the history of Miami
In 200 years, when the city has been lost to the ocean due to climate change, I hope folks still look back and identify tonight as the worst thing that ever happened there
Thank you for your time and FUCK MIAMI
In 200 years, when the city has been lost to the ocean due to climate change, I hope folks still look back and identify tonight as the worst thing that ever happened there
Thank you for your time and FUCK MIAMI
January 20, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I hope tonight is the wettest blow-out diaper of a football game in the history of Miami
In 200 years, when the city has been lost to the ocean due to climate change, I hope folks still look back and identify tonight as the worst thing that ever happened there
Thank you for your time and FUCK MIAMI
In 200 years, when the city has been lost to the ocean due to climate change, I hope folks still look back and identify tonight as the worst thing that ever happened there
Thank you for your time and FUCK MIAMI