Mäther
@carlysintothat.bsky.social
your friendly neighborhood Mäther
I know you’re wondering— where did Pearl go in this photo?? But if you look VERY closely, you’ll spot her between the chair and the electrical outlet cover 🪄
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I know you’re wondering— where did Pearl go in this photo?? But if you look VERY closely, you’ll spot her between the chair and the electrical outlet cover 🪄
Seeing if Pearl knew how to walk on leash and the answer was: bestie, respectfully, ✨ LET ME BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW ✨
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Seeing if Pearl knew how to walk on leash and the answer was: bestie, respectfully, ✨ LET ME BACK INSIDE RIGHT NOW ✨
stairwell fit check bc I look so cute today 💁♀️
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
stairwell fit check bc I look so cute today 💁♀️
watching SVU and why is my name written inside a prison guard’s locker 😂
November 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
watching SVU and why is my name written inside a prison guard’s locker 😂
ok which of y’all was this
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
ok which of y’all was this
11 years since our first date 💘
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
November 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
11 years since our first date 💘
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
I got home from work and Jeff immediately popped a bottle of champs and pulled a fully-prepped bowl of shrimp cocktail out of the fridge. Am I God’s favorite or what???
Pearly Girl!! Our foster for 2 weeks now ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Pearly Girl!! Our foster for 2 weeks now ❤️
Last month: running along a highway, recently pregnant, starving and terrified😭
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Last month: running along a highway, recently pregnant, starving and terrified😭
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
Now: spayed, vaccinated, dewormed, 2 big meals a day (+ treats!!) and sprawled belly-up in a king-size bed ❤️
Makeup turned out good tonight 💅
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Makeup turned out good tonight 💅
Because I’m weak (and she’s so pathetic and cute) Pearl has conned her way into sleeping in our bed 🙃
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Because I’m weak (and she’s so pathetic and cute) Pearl has conned her way into sleeping in our bed 🙃
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
She likes to be under the covers but gets hot easily, so I woke up at 1am to her army-crawling out of the blanket, grinning & panting like crazy right into my face 🥰 look at her tho she’s perfect
The president is holding FOOD politically hostage from 40 million people and that one chick from Pretty Little Liars thought now would be a good time to launch…
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
November 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The president is holding FOOD politically hostage from 40 million people and that one chick from Pretty Little Liars thought now would be a good time to launch…
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
a skincare line for CHILDREN AGES 4-12.
Tragically, not @theonion.com 🙃
A week ago Pearly was too scared to jump onto the couch with us— now look at her 🥰 (she still tries to remain completely Flat while hopping up, but at least she’s doing it! Brave!!!)
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
A week ago Pearly was too scared to jump onto the couch with us— now look at her 🥰 (she still tries to remain completely Flat while hopping up, but at least she’s doing it! Brave!!!)
How it feels to watch all of the good election news from Florida, which is (at the state level) beyond salvaging
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 PM
How it feels to watch all of the good election news from Florida, which is (at the state level) beyond salvaging
A very brave girl enjoying a bite of scrambled egg this morning 🍳🥺
November 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
A very brave girl enjoying a bite of scrambled egg this morning 🍳🥺
Scooped the Pearly Girly up into our bed this morning and she’s definitely a fan 🥺
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Scooped the Pearly Girly up into our bed this morning and she’s definitely a fan 🥺
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
It’s precious (if also heartbreaking) to see her learn about and experience these little comforts, probably for the first time ❤️🩹
One more Belicheck and Jordon appearance for the road lol
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
One more Belicheck and Jordon appearance for the road lol
Inspired in part by one of my favorite tweets, I dressed up as Linguini (and Remy) for work Halloween today 👩🍳🐀 let the rat do it!
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Inspired in part by one of my favorite tweets, I dressed up as Linguini (and Remy) for work Halloween today 👩🍳🐀 let the rat do it!
Pookie was brave enough to jump onto the couch for movie night 🩷
October 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Pookie was brave enough to jump onto the couch for movie night 🩷
Naughty Crout’s obsession with OPC (other people’s crates) continues, to the great chagrin of Pearl
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Naughty Crout’s obsession with OPC (other people’s crates) continues, to the great chagrin of Pearl
Happy “infamous Jezebel story about the consequences of eating too many pumpkin seeds” Day to all who… I don’t know if “celebrate” is the right word
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Happy “infamous Jezebel story about the consequences of eating too many pumpkin seeds” Day to all who… I don’t know if “celebrate” is the right word
Miss Ma’am loves her crate and got a cozy night of sleep + breakfast in bed! We used food to coax her out for a potty break (to avoid picking her up out of the crate if possible) but otherwise she can certainly chill in there until she’s comfortable. A great first night for Miss Pearly Girly 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Miss Ma’am loves her crate and got a cozy night of sleep + breakfast in bed! We used food to coax her out for a potty break (to avoid picking her up out of the crate if possible) but otherwise she can certainly chill in there until she’s comfortable. A great first night for Miss Pearly Girly 🥰
Little floor time since she’s not confident enough to hop onto the couch just yet
(Also, caught on bsky lol)
(Also, caught on bsky lol)
October 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Little floor time since she’s not confident enough to hop onto the couch just yet
(Also, caught on bsky lol)
(Also, caught on bsky lol)
She’s here!! Sweetie girl is so timid, but is starting to nose-bump our hands if we stop petting her 🩵
October 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
She’s here!! Sweetie girl is so timid, but is starting to nose-bump our hands if we stop petting her 🩵