every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

Just realized I light up when the Weekly ALDI Ad email hits my inbox.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...

[last supper]
drunk jesus: *swinging baguette wildly* You want a piece of me?!

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

If you pretend that you're erasing evidence of a murder while cleaning the bathroom, you'll do a better job and it's more fun!

I’m terrible at positive self talk, so sometimes when I’m feeling bad about myself I imagine what my dog would say about me at a dogs-only cocktail party where everyone is standing around talking about their owners, and honestly it’s just the best little life hack

Need

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

You're not my real can

Whooooaaaaa black Betty

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

chat does this mole look weird to you

James Bond movies never show the part where the supervillain collects government subsidies to build his death tech.

It’s my print and post day! I’m a tiny independent illustrator who prints and sells all my own stuff.
Giclee prints, tees, mugs, cards.

These make unique reasonably priced, Christmas gifts!

Thank you
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