Spencer Keys
@spencerkeys.bsky.social
Business and Estates Lawyer on the Sunshine Coast / Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada; Adequate dad; Buffoon; Surprisingly Angry and Motivated Canadian Sovereignist.
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Spencer Keys
@spencerkeys.bsky.social
· Mar 11
You know, I joined Bluesky because I wanted to talk about wills and trusts.
Not this.
[gestures at the world]
Anything but this.
Not this.
[gestures at the world]
Anything but this.
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I mean, this is an execution
December 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I mean, this is an execution
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SO EXCITED to announce this as a @vulture.com exclusive. the TASKMASTER duo of alex horne and greg davies is coming back to the U.S.!
www.vulture.com/article/task...
www.vulture.com/article/task...
Taskmaster Is Crossing the Pond for a Tour
The increasingly inescapable panel show with a cultlike following (guilty) is traveling to the U.S. in 2026.
www.vulture.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
SO EXCITED to announce this as a @vulture.com exclusive. the TASKMASTER duo of alex horne and greg davies is coming back to the U.S.!
www.vulture.com/article/task...
www.vulture.com/article/task...
Kudos to the person who added “professionally” to the front of “incapacitation” because that’s an interesting attempt to shoehorn in an unrelated meaning and game recognize game.
For those curious about the Conservative Party saying they've removed John Rustad for "professional incapacitation", here's the relevant part of their constitution.
One imagines the board giving legal cover by saying "incapacitation" can involve being "professionally unable to carry out duties".
One imagines the board giving legal cover by saying "incapacitation" can involve being "professionally unable to carry out duties".
December 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Kudos to the person who added “professionally” to the front of “incapacitation” because that’s an interesting attempt to shoehorn in an unrelated meaning and game recognize game.
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Sure, Galloway is better than Peterson
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and th...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Sure, Galloway is better than Peterson
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
I can’t possibly determine whether the MOU is bad or fine from a policy perspective but this seems relevant.
Let's see this analysis.
Blake Shaffer and Andrew Leach -- actual economists -- wrote a piece back in 2023 arguing that an industrial carbon price of $170 per tonne would do almost all the work of the Clean Electricity Standard.
Blake Shaffer and Andrew Leach -- actual economists -- wrote a piece back in 2023 arguing that an industrial carbon price of $170 per tonne would do almost all the work of the Clean Electricity Standard.
December 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can’t possibly determine whether the MOU is bad or fine from a policy perspective but this seems relevant.
It’ll be the best Arch of all. The Arch Deluxe, if you will.
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
‘We’re doing arch’ Trump says in update on latest construction project
www.independent.co.uk
December 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’ll be the best Arch of all. The Arch Deluxe, if you will.
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I see he’s moved on from the couch
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I see he’s moved on from the couch
Armando Iannucci just throws up arms in disbelief.
While Cabinet members praise his energy and fitness, Trump sleeps.
No satire in the history of film and television has ever been this on the mark.
No satire in the history of film and television has ever been this on the mark.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Armando Iannucci just throws up arms in disbelief.
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Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Megyn Kelly on alleged war crimes: "I really do kind of not only wanna see them killed in the water, whether they're on the boat or in the water, but I'd really like to see them suffer. I would like Trump and Hegseth to make it last a long time so they lose a limb and bleed out."
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Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thinking a lot about this moment from literally the first chapter of "1984."
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HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
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I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I can’t promise that this is the first time a Canadian publisher of a beloved children’s book series has publicly condemned the bloodthirsty US secretary of defense’s use of its imagery to smirkingly defend heinous war crimes. I mean who can say.
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Here's a question, are the Vancouver Whitecaps now "Canada's Team" since they'll be representing Canada in the MLS final against Miami?
Or does it only work for Toronto's teams?
Or does it only work for Toronto's teams?
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Here's a question, are the Vancouver Whitecaps now "Canada's Team" since they'll be representing Canada in the MLS final against Miami?
Or does it only work for Toronto's teams?
Or does it only work for Toronto's teams?
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the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
December 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the fact that nick fuentes isn’t here but ms rachel is illustrates perfectly that groups like this don’t actually care about antisemitism at all
This is increasingly becoming an essential life skill, which is simultaneously socially destructive.
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This is increasingly becoming an essential life skill, which is simultaneously socially destructive.
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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We just published a deep look into David Sacks, the White House's AI and Crypto czar. The story examines how he has been able keep hundreds of stakes in AI-related and crypto companies as he influences gov policy in those very industries.
Here's what we found:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...
Here's what we found:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...
Silicon Valley’s Man in the White House Is Benefiting Himself and His Friends
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
We just published a deep look into David Sacks, the White House's AI and Crypto czar. The story examines how he has been able keep hundreds of stakes in AI-related and crypto companies as he influences gov policy in those very industries.
Here's what we found:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...
Here's what we found:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/t...
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Reup: We know that Afghan counterinsurgency veteran Rahmanullah Lakanwal passed multiple vettings before he allegedly murdered Sarah Beckstrom. The Afghan counterinsurgency veteran who FAILED his subsequent vetting, before murdering, is Whiskey Pete Hegseth.
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/29/m...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/29/m...
Murder - emptywheel
We don't know why Rahmanullah Lakanwal allegedly targeted two members of West Virginia's National Guard, just like we don't know the real reason Pete Hegseth keeps targeting boats for murder in the Ca...
www.emptywheel.net
November 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Reup: We know that Afghan counterinsurgency veteran Rahmanullah Lakanwal passed multiple vettings before he allegedly murdered Sarah Beckstrom. The Afghan counterinsurgency veteran who FAILED his subsequent vetting, before murdering, is Whiskey Pete Hegseth.
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/29/m...
www.emptywheel.net/2025/11/29/m...
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Vancouver Whitecaps FC.
Western Conference Champions.
Incredible.
Western Conference Champions.
Incredible.
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Vancouver Whitecaps FC.
Western Conference Champions.
Incredible.
Western Conference Champions.
Incredible.
How has The Muppets Christmas Carol not been turned into a Broadway show?!
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
How has The Muppets Christmas Carol not been turned into a Broadway show?!
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Former US military lawyers speak out:
"The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both."
Statement on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes
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"The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both."
Statement on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes
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November 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Former US military lawyers speak out:
"The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both."
Statement on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes
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"The Former JAGs Working Group unanimously considers both the giving and the execution of these orders, if true, to constitute war crimes, murder, or both."
Statement on Media Reports of Pentagon “No Quarter” Orders in Caribbean Boat Strikes
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Naked Gun 2 1/2 is basically a documentary at this point: law enforcement shooting indiscriminately, monied interests trying to kill renewable energy, big hair, and everyone is a buffoon.
November 29, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Naked Gun 2 1/2 is basically a documentary at this point: law enforcement shooting indiscriminately, monied interests trying to kill renewable energy, big hair, and everyone is a buffoon.
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”