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@spencerkeys.bsky.social
Business and Estates Lawyer on the Sunshine Coast / Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada; Adequate dad; Buffoon; Surprisingly Angry and Motivated Canadian Sovereignist.
I don’t know who needs to know but there are two business class seats on Sunday’s direct flight on Air New Zealand to Auckland from Vancouver that can be booked together for 180,000 points.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
“Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?”
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This is cool.
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I’ve seen this before.
October 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The GOAT robes were (are?) some beautiful sealskin ones in Nunavut.
October 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Seeing some weird claims that Charlie Kirk loved debate and liberal values.

Maybe. But debating for points, not truth. He wasn’t a student of Hegel - he was a purveyor of what Harry Frankfurt wrote in “On Bullshit”.

Charlie Kirk didn’t care about truth; he just wanted to make reality hard to see.
September 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Chicks want one thing.
August 21, 2025 at 4:11 AM
April 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Me in the 2nd national security group chat
April 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Everybody on the side of Project Fear was correct.
April 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Count the ways this document looks fake. #cdnpoli
April 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I am 6’3”, 242 lbs, and don’t work out so there’s no sneaky muscle in there. I believe the height but the weight is off by 40 lbs at least.
April 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My investment advisor this morning:
April 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What was that about Bitcoin being a store of value?
April 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Apparently women find model train enthusiasts sexier than gamers - my younger self would have really thrived in this day and age.
March 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Hoo boy…. @mark-carney.bsky.social just *dunking* on a jabroni from the Western Standard. Original question was whether he should *reimburse taxpayers for going to Europe because he’s “unelected”*. I clipped the answer from where the guy said trade problems were Trudeau’s fault. #cdnpoli
March 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Justin Trudeau was doing his “divorced dad’s new apartment” shop today and I would like to advise him to spring for the fanciest Pöang and to skip the Instant Pot but go for the air fryer.
March 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Seems like people love going to Carneyvale. #cdnpoli
March 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I am once again asking our leaders to gird the country against economic coercion through economic inoculation.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
March 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM