Spencer Fleury
@spencerfleury.bsky.social
Author, THE SHITBIRD (Stanchion Books, 2026), I BLAME MYSELF BUT ALSO YOU (Malarkey Books, 2024) (https://malarkeybooks.com/store/iblamemyself) and HOW I’M SPENDING MY AFTERLIFE. Hat enthusiast. Former Florida man. My Erdos number is four. SF, CA.
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Every e-mail is like "it iz eye, jeef epstein, and i luv sexing yung girls with my frenz, who also luv it, and btw here's some new crims i thot about today, wat do u think"
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Every e-mail is like "it iz eye, jeef epstein, and i luv sexing yung girls with my frenz, who also luv it, and btw here's some new crims i thot about today, wat do u think"
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cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
cannot believe I have to now hand it to the kooks who insisted the government was being run by a shadowy cabal of pedophiles
I lived in Florida for 26 years and saw most of the state in that time. But somehow I never once set foot in Fort Lauderdale. I don’t feel like I missed anything.
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I lived in Florida for 26 years and saw most of the state in that time. But somehow I never once set foot in Fort Lauderdale. I don’t feel like I missed anything.
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Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.
There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Our politicians did more to regulate Prince and Twisted Sister songs than glacier melting chatbots that promote suicide
Sweet Jeebus, it feels like I literally just got back from the last AWP. Turns out that was more than seven months ago. Huh.
Headed to my first AWP this year (and have no idea what I’m doing, plz help)! 🤗
November 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Sweet Jeebus, it feels like I literally just got back from the last AWP. Turns out that was more than seven months ago. Huh.
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
lol
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140 days until Opening Day
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
140 days until Opening Day
Pretty fucked up that a player with a 75.1 WAR is left off the Veterans' Committee HOF ballot again, while other players with far weaker numbers (looking at you, Mattingly, Murphy and Kent) are on it. #WhitakerForHOF #SweetLouInTheHallNow
November 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Pretty fucked up that a player with a 75.1 WAR is left off the Veterans' Committee HOF ballot again, while other players with far weaker numbers (looking at you, Mattingly, Murphy and Kent) are on it. #WhitakerForHOF #SweetLouInTheHallNow
This is exactly why I muted M*lly Sh*h.
Really important advice.
And if you insist on posting these things or keeping them up after you've been informed they're fake, that's going to be a quick block.
"Well, it could be true!" It's not.
"Well, you can imagine." Nope.
"Well, they do it!" Yeah, no.
And if you insist on posting these things or keeping them up after you've been informed they're fake, that's going to be a quick block.
"Well, it could be true!" It's not.
"Well, you can imagine." Nope.
"Well, they do it!" Yeah, no.
Look folks gen AI videos are out in the wild so if you weren't already being careful about sharing rage bait videos then now is a great time to start
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
If you can't trace a video back to a trusted source then I recommend leaving it where it is, like a slice of bologna you found on the street
November 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
This is exactly why I muted M*lly Sh*h.
It seems I’d forgotten that today is “everyone piss and moan about Daylight Saving Time ending“ day again.
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It seems I’d forgotten that today is “everyone piss and moan about Daylight Saving Time ending“ day again.
"Illegal ball handling"
Can we get a 6-part prestige drama about Curtis Sliwa's career as a professional eater. Dude came in 3rd in Nathan's Famous Hotdog Eating, holds a record for most pickles, was DQed from a matzah ball eating contest for illegal ball handling, and the mob kicked him from a meatball contest.
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"Illegal ball handling"
Journalists Try Not To Be So Gobsmackingly Credulous Challenge
Pretty good sign this is bullshit is that it would be 6 times higher than the number of people who left New York in the midst of a once-in-a-century pandemic.
comptroller.nyc.gov/wp-content/u...
comptroller.nyc.gov/wp-content/u...
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Journalists Try Not To Be So Gobsmackingly Credulous Challenge
Um, no. Absolutely fuck no. Fuck you for even suggesting it, Ashley.
October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Um, no. Absolutely fuck no. Fuck you for even suggesting it, Ashley.
Reanimated corpse of Mark Fidrych.
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Reanimated corpse of Mark Fidrych.
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Guys, the moment of decision is here: continue to allow a predatory service to rip off artists while supporting a fascist regime or lose your ability to make end of year lists nobody gives the slightest shit about.
I can tell you for sure that Libro.fm does not run ads for ICE. www.avclub.com/spotify-stan...
Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash
Spotify stands by ICE recruitment ads despite artist backlash
www.avclub.com
October 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Guys, the moment of decision is here: continue to allow a predatory service to rip off artists while supporting a fascist regime or lose your ability to make end of year lists nobody gives the slightest shit about.
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lol lmao (via @krisap.bsky.social) x.com/krispursiain...
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
lol lmao (via @krisap.bsky.social) x.com/krispursiain...
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It's all returns & canceled magazine subscriptions currently. So, to remind you of the works of art I make & publish, in case you need a new read made by a press that never asks for donations, doesn't charge fees, pays writers, prices books fairly & fulfills orders immediately...
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
It's all returns & canceled magazine subscriptions currently. So, to remind you of the works of art I make & publish, in case you need a new read made by a press that never asks for donations, doesn't charge fees, pays writers, prices books fairly & fulfills orders immediately...
Best thing I've seen for some time.
"Man goes scorched earth on ICE agents kidnapping people in his hometown."
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
Source:
old.reddit.com/r/PublicFrea...
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Best thing I've seen for some time.
Yesssssssssss
wake up babe, new sam lipsyte dropped!
“The doctor said it’s not good, but not hopeless.
'That’s his sweet spot,' I said.”
“The doctor said it’s not good, but not hopeless.
'That’s his sweet spot,' I said.”
“Final Boy,” by Sam Lipsyte
“Oh, you write fan fiction,” she said. “We all write fan fiction,” I told her. “Some of us are just more honest about it.”
www.newyorker.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Yesssssssssss
"severe financial distress"
Is the editor who said that the same opinion editor who mandated that they'd now only run editorials that were pro-free market capitalism?
There's irony in there somewhere.
Is the editor who said that the same opinion editor who mandated that they'd now only run editorials that were pro-free market capitalism?
There's irony in there somewhere.
Some news: The Washington Post is preparing to cut newsroom staff even after several high profile exits. Bezos’ new opinion editor has privately told people The Post is in “severe financial distress.” Details in @status.news www.status.news/p/washington...
Pain at The Post
As morale sinks and top talent exits, staffers at The Washington Post are bracing for more pain ahead of the holidays—raising questions about Will Lewis’ leadership, nearly two years into his tenure a...
www.status.news
October 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"severe financial distress"
Is the editor who said that the same opinion editor who mandated that they'd now only run editorials that were pro-free market capitalism?
There's irony in there somewhere.
Is the editor who said that the same opinion editor who mandated that they'd now only run editorials that were pro-free market capitalism?
There's irony in there somewhere.
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if you're in Missouri and want to take classes with me (or not in Missouri and want to do a virtual manuscript consult), check out the arts collective I co-founded. all funds go toward supporting a queer and BIPOC-owned space! www.nightjarartscollective.com/classes
Classes — Nightjar Arts Collective
Every season, Nightjar offers a select number of creative writing classes for the community.
www.nightjarartscollective.com
October 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
if you're in Missouri and want to take classes with me (or not in Missouri and want to do a virtual manuscript consult), check out the arts collective I co-founded. all funds go toward supporting a queer and BIPOC-owned space! www.nightjarartscollective.com/classes
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If a fascist takes over your government then overthrow him, if a fascist invades your country then destroy him, if a fascist exists it is your duty to defeat him. There are no negotiations with fascists.
October 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
If a fascist takes over your government then overthrow him, if a fascist invades your country then destroy him, if a fascist exists it is your duty to defeat him. There are no negotiations with fascists.
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Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
October 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Optimist: The glass is half full
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
Pessimist: The glass is half empty
Optometrist: Your glasses are ready
Pesstomestrist: Your glasses aren't covered by insurance
It's my policy to ignore fundraising texts from political candidates, but god DAMN am I glad I ignored the ones from Graham Platner.
October 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It's my policy to ignore fundraising texts from political candidates, but god DAMN am I glad I ignored the ones from Graham Platner.