Spencer Fleury
@spencerfleury.bsky.social
Author, THE SHITBIRD (Stanchion Books, 2026), I BLAME MYSELF BUT ALSO YOU (Malarkey Books, 2024) (https://malarkeybooks.com/store/iblamemyself) and HOW I’M SPENDING MY AFTERLIFE. Hat enthusiast. Former Florida man. My Erdos number is four. SF, CA.
Yes of course: in order to win elections, we must consider nominating mediocre dudes with Nazi tattoos and no track record of supporting or working for progressive priorities. You've nailed it, you absolute walnut.
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Yes of course: in order to win elections, we must consider nominating mediocre dudes with Nazi tattoos and no track record of supporting or working for progressive priorities. You've nailed it, you absolute walnut.
Only if they themselves are also pedophiles, I would think.
November 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Only if they themselves are also pedophiles, I would think.
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Every e-mail is like "it iz eye, jeef epstein, and i luv sexing yung girls with my frenz, who also luv it, and btw here's some new crims i thot about today, wat do u think"
November 13, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Every e-mail is like "it iz eye, jeef epstein, and i luv sexing yung girls with my frenz, who also luv it, and btw here's some new crims i thot about today, wat do u think"
Jay Caspian Kang is 100% pure walnut. What an absolute shit column this is.
November 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Jay Caspian Kang is 100% pure walnut. What an absolute shit column this is.
They’re AI-generated, so it’s not all that surprising.
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
They’re AI-generated, so it’s not all that surprising.
Tim Kaine has turned out to be pretty much exactly who I first thought he was.
November 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Tim Kaine has turned out to be pretty much exactly who I first thought he was.
I don’t see how giving up without getting anything concrete in return is a W, but okay, sure.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 PM
I don’t see how giving up without getting anything concrete in return is a W, but okay, sure.
Good lord she’s an idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Good lord she’s an idiot.
I just figured out who you are: you’re Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross. And my vote and my money are the Glengarry leads: “To you, they’re gold, and you don’t get them. Because giving them to you would be … throwing them away.”
Seriously you fucking suck. Retire already.
Seriously you fucking suck. Retire already.
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I just figured out who you are: you’re Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross. And my vote and my money are the Glengarry leads: “To you, they’re gold, and you don’t get them. Because giving them to you would be … throwing them away.”
Seriously you fucking suck. Retire already.
Seriously you fucking suck. Retire already.
That is very true.
November 10, 2025 at 8:28 AM
That is very true.
Maybe, maybe not. But it appears we’ll never know now.
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Maybe, maybe not. But it appears we’ll never know now.
I doubt very much that the GOP would be capable of holding out indefinitely (“no matter how long we wait”). Trump is definitely feeling the pressure and wants the shutdown to end. He is weak and can be beaten.
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I doubt very much that the GOP would be capable of holding out indefinitely (“no matter how long we wait”). Trump is definitely feeling the pressure and wants the shutdown to end. He is weak and can be beaten.
Stop voting for Trump nominees. And by that I mean ANY of them. At this point, either you oppose fascism or you don’t.
Seriously, just fucking stop.
Seriously, just fucking stop.
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Stop voting for Trump nominees. And by that I mean ANY of them. At this point, either you oppose fascism or you don’t.
Seriously, just fucking stop.
Seriously, just fucking stop.
Yeah what the hell even is going on there
November 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Yeah what the hell even is going on there
Pretty sure that this was a different school, not located on his property (I think it was in Oakland).
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Pretty sure that this was a different school, not located on his property (I think it was in Oakland).
I mean, that’s already happening. Of course, it’s trump who’s doing it, which (if your extended family is anything like mine) makes it okay.
November 6, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I mean, that’s already happening. Of course, it’s trump who’s doing it, which (if your extended family is anything like mine) makes it okay.
Believe me, I *wish* he'd only had 35 appearances. Because then it's likely that none of my brain cells would be cursed with knowing who he is.
November 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Believe me, I *wish* he'd only had 35 appearances. Because then it's likely that none of my brain cells would be cursed with knowing who he is.
He appeared in 280 games over six seasons, earning 13 wins, 22 losses, but also 88 saves. He fucking sucks as a human being and I always hated him as a ballplayer, but he does have more than 35 MLB games to his credit.
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 PM
He appeared in 280 games over six seasons, earning 13 wins, 22 losses, but also 88 saves. He fucking sucks as a human being and I always hated him as a ballplayer, but he does have more than 35 MLB games to his credit.
I have seen more than one attempt to eat a dog.
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I have seen more than one attempt to eat a dog.