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I love my husband and daughter and friends and family and so many people and animals and places and books and flowers and trees and ideas and books and music and sounds and I want everyone to feel the same way about all of it and protect it and cherish it and be grateful for it all. 💖
March 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I love my husband and daughter and friends and family and so many people and animals and places and books and flowers and trees and ideas and books and music and sounds and I want everyone to feel the same way about all of it and protect it and cherish it and be grateful for it all. 💖
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Night night sweet dreamies
It isn't weak to ask for help.
It's like using a torch when you're lost in the dark.
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
It isn't weak to ask for help.
It's like using a torch when you're lost in the dark.
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
March 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Night night sweet dreamies
It isn't weak to ask for help.
It's like using a torch when you're lost in the dark.
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
It isn't weak to ask for help.
It's like using a torch when you're lost in the dark.
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
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Good luck Canada, hope the new guy is a real fighter.
March 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Good luck Canada, hope the new guy is a real fighter.
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A list of books that sound rude (but aren’t) for World Erotic Book Day:
7. HARD TIMES (Dickens)
6. THE HUMAN STAIN (Phillip Roth)
5. BE BOLD WITH BANANAS (Unknown)
3. WHAT’S INSIDE OF ME? (Herbert Zim)
2. A WEASEL IN MY MEATSAFE (Phil Drabble)
1. YOUR WOOD CAN LAST FOR CENTURIES (US Forest Service)
7. HARD TIMES (Dickens)
6. THE HUMAN STAIN (Phillip Roth)
5. BE BOLD WITH BANANAS (Unknown)
3. WHAT’S INSIDE OF ME? (Herbert Zim)
2. A WEASEL IN MY MEATSAFE (Phil Drabble)
1. YOUR WOOD CAN LAST FOR CENTURIES (US Forest Service)
March 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A list of books that sound rude (but aren’t) for World Erotic Book Day:
7. HARD TIMES (Dickens)
6. THE HUMAN STAIN (Phillip Roth)
5. BE BOLD WITH BANANAS (Unknown)
3. WHAT’S INSIDE OF ME? (Herbert Zim)
2. A WEASEL IN MY MEATSAFE (Phil Drabble)
1. YOUR WOOD CAN LAST FOR CENTURIES (US Forest Service)
7. HARD TIMES (Dickens)
6. THE HUMAN STAIN (Phillip Roth)
5. BE BOLD WITH BANANAS (Unknown)
3. WHAT’S INSIDE OF ME? (Herbert Zim)
2. A WEASEL IN MY MEATSAFE (Phil Drabble)
1. YOUR WOOD CAN LAST FOR CENTURIES (US Forest Service)
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He does the whole thing at the party where he puts a cigarette out in a lady’s wine glass
February 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
He does the whole thing at the party where he puts a cigarette out in a lady’s wine glass
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7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
February 12, 2025 at 8:46 PM
7 Stages of Pen Grief:
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
1. Realizing it doesn't work
2. Scribbling on the notebook
3. Scribbling harder on some cardboard or whatever
4. Looking at the full ink reservoir and frowning
5. Sucking on the ballpoint
6. Scribbling on the notebook some more
7. Throwing it across the room
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"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
February 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."
Arthur C. Clarke
Arthur C. Clarke
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when the skritches hit
February 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
when the skritches hit
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I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually
-Leopards right now
-Leopards right now
February 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I'm not even sure I can eat anymore faces, I'm pretty full of face actually
-Leopards right now
-Leopards right now
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I thought I'd have more mortal enemies by now.
January 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I thought I'd have more mortal enemies by now.
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Started a band called ‘Duvet.’ All we play are covers
January 24, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Started a band called ‘Duvet.’ All we play are covers
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COMPUTER SCIENTISTS: "k" means one thousand and twenty-four
STORAGE MANUFACTURERS: "k" means one thousand
DISPLAY MANUFACTURERS [thinking hard]: "K" means nine hundred and sixty
STORAGE MANUFACTURERS: "k" means one thousand
DISPLAY MANUFACTURERS [thinking hard]: "K" means nine hundred and sixty
January 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
COMPUTER SCIENTISTS: "k" means one thousand and twenty-four
STORAGE MANUFACTURERS: "k" means one thousand
DISPLAY MANUFACTURERS [thinking hard]: "K" means nine hundred and sixty
STORAGE MANUFACTURERS: "k" means one thousand
DISPLAY MANUFACTURERS [thinking hard]: "K" means nine hundred and sixty
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i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
January 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i wish mr bean could talk so he could say some shit like "OK that was pretty messed up." whenever something crazy happens to him
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Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
January 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics
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Accepting condolence cards for the banger I thought of while washing dishes just now but forgot entirely before I could get to my phone, it perished too soon
January 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Accepting condolence cards for the banger I thought of while washing dishes just now but forgot entirely before I could get to my phone, it perished too soon
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'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder
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January 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
'How Bad For The Environment Can Throwing Away One Plastic Bottle Be?' 30 Million People Wonder
theonion.com/how-bad-for-...
theonion.com/how-bad-for-...
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"Wanna go see some guys play drums for like $100 a ticket?"
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
January 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
"Wanna go see some guys play drums for like $100 a ticket?"
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
-what? No way
"But they paint themselves blue"
-oh then hell yeah
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January 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Word of the day is most definitely ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th-century Scots): to linger in bed long after it’s time to get up.
December 30, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Word of the day is most definitely ‘hurkle-durkling’ (19th-century Scots): to linger in bed long after it’s time to get up.