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KlemFandango
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Feast when you can and dream when there's nothing to feast on

Currently Reading: One of the Dungeon Crawler Carl books by Matt Dinniman
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
What are we even doing anymore?
December 23, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.

by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This is what happens when the FBI is run by two right-wing conspiracy theorist podcasters who spent the last 11 months purging almost anyone with institutional knowledge from the bureau. They're going to keep fucking this kind of thing up.
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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some days you just have to laugh at how unbelievably stupid everything is
December 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
October 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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Many media outlets hid the full truth of Trump -- his background in organized crime, his Epstein ties -- out of fear, only to be obliterated by him in the end. Had they not self-censored then, they might not be state-censored now. When you hide the truth, you face the consequences.
September 20, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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The point of education is not just knowing facts. It is also about learning the skills to function as part of a society. Removing contact with fellow humans to automate just the facts part does the opposite of that.
Sure. Let's take everything we know about how learning works and what learners need to thrive, and say "fuck it" because the most famous edtech charlatan think chatbots are super neat
June 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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In order to find the new Joe Rogan, we must first make a new Fear Factor
May 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'm worried that I have that thing where cilantro tastes like soap and I just can't tell or don't care
May 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I'm really glad Cory Booker did that long speech
May 20, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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Far from all the urban sprawl, the darkness stirred, and said--"You've given up your teeth and tongue to some cruel voice in your head."
May 2, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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Hey, who wants something nice?

So I was on tour this month, and when I was doing my event for the Princeton University Library and the Princeton Public Library, I ended up at the graveyard, where I found this gravestone:
May 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Me (not pictured) standing in front of the procession like the Tank Man
[POV] You’re witnessing my funeral procession
April 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top.

#HandsOff2025
April 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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accidentally added pete hegseth to the protest chat :(
April 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
At this time I'd like to inform you that I, too, am doing an election giveaway
March 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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France’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.

South Korea’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.

Brazil’s institutions defended its democracy, upholding the law.

Only America’s decided a criminal must be allowed to break its laws and destroy its democracy.
Marine Le Pen barred from running for French presidency in 2027
Far-right leader found guilty of embezzlement of European funds and immediately barred from running for office
www.theguardian.com
March 31, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Seeing a lot of genAI art used in the service of fascism lately
March 27, 2025 at 7:42 PM